Donald Trump's Mood Reportedly Plays a Role in How Blonde He Is

[Jilly_in_VA]

It’s a bad day when I consume some piece of news that confirms I have more in common with soon-to-be Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump than perhaps anyone else in politics. We both thoroughly enjoy Diet Coke, Broadway music, ordering in bulk from McDonalds, and objectifying men. Now, I’ve just learned we share something else: apparently, his hair color changes depending on his mood. Sad!

This week, a Page Six exclusive revealed that Trump’s signature coif—something akin to candy floss piled atop his crepey scalp—has become a lot more orange of late. If it sounds like he’s going through some sort of phase, you might just be right. According to an insider, he’s been a little impatient for the last few dye jobs.

“The hairdressers get mad at him, but can’t show it, as Trump can’t sit still as he needs at least to sit still for at least 30 minutes for [his hair color] to take,” the source told the tabloid. “Trump’s hair color can vary wildly from dark blonde to light—to bright orange—depending on how long his hairdresser can get him to sit still and let the color do its job.” He’s just like me, for real.

https://jezebel.com/donald-trumps-mood-reportedly-plays-a-role-in-how-blond-1851206863

[Ocelot II]

1. Kind of like a mood ring made of hair?

[C_U_L8R]

2. More like a petri dish

[megapuzzler]

3. now that's an image

[tanyev]

4. And his cult firmly believes that women are too emotional to be president.

[gab13by13]

5. I mean

All of that putty on his face can’t be healthy?

He could walk into a drag show and fit right in. No disrespect to drag queens.

[Jerry2144]

10. He's too ugly and unglamorous

I’ve attended a couple drag shows and those ladies are beautiful and glamorous and classy.

But Rump? He’s just odious, odorous, and gassy

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. Who is surprised by this?

Everything about TFG is fake

[Emile]

7. but he calls himself a strawberry blonde.

[Diamond_Dog]

8. Man, I wouldn't want THAT job!

[Bird Lady]

9. not me

I wouldn't want diaper duty

[Sky Jewels]

11. Toddlers have more self control.