'oh noooooo! Donald Trump just threw shitastic lawyer Alina Habba under the parking garage'

[Joinfortmill]

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/oh-noooooo-donald-trump-just-threw

'last week, after losing her client $83.3 million in the Yes, You Fucking Well Did Rape Her trial, ace parking garage lawyer Alina Habba stood defiantly before the microphones and promised “I’m just getting started.”...that’s right, Grandpa Crazypants fired Alina Habba in the most Grandpa Crazypants way possible: via a rambling, delusional middle-of-the-night post on his failing app.

welcome, Alina, to that exclusive club known as the Stinky Shitpile of Former Trump Lawyers. here’s your tiny violin. here comes Sidney Powell to teach you the secret handshake. here’s Kenny Chesebro to explain why it’s a bad idea to lie to a grand jury. and Rudy Colludy will be along in a minute to recommend a good collection agency...why the sudden frown, Alina? oh, what — you thought you were getting paid? you actually thought Donald Trump was going to pay your bills? oh, you dear innocent babe in the woods.'

My words: ROFL

[pecosbob]

1. Latest conspiracy theory is that Habba was a plant to help destroy the Don.

[anamnua]

2. 'You're fired' 😀😀😀 NT

[durablend]

3. Taylor Swift really gets around, doesn't she?

[ancianita]

15. almost wrecked my keyboard

[Mr. Evil]

19. Just wait.

As soon as George Soros passes on it will be Taylor Swift that will be dispersing all those... 'checks.'

(just in case)--------------

[Bernardo de La Paz]

31. Here's the MAGA Soros version

Why Trump’s MAGA Republican movement dislikes Taylor Swift
2024-02-01, · 75 of 75
Samurai_Jack to EvilCapitalist
Also, Soros bought her and her entire music catalog then suddenly she became a leftist.

[orangecrush]

20. Hence the last name

It's actually a codeword

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. Yes

Her dastardly scheme to bring down the donald and ruin football is going according to plan.

[dutch777]

4. Oooh! I like that!!! That should get Donnie's paranoia up. Can't even trust the shyster lawyers you have...

...no intention of paying. Wonder how that could further devolve his world?

[cab67]

39. more likely scenario (though not necessarily likely at all) -

Trump and/or his handlers deliberately hired an inexperienced bumbling attorney so he could claim ineffective counsel in his appeals.

[cloudbase]

41. That claim is generally not applicable in civil trials.

[cab67]

45. good to know

thanks!

[rubbersole]

46. And usually pertains to court appointed counsel.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

54. Win win

[Hugin]

5. The Committee to Define the Parameters of Life in the...

Turd Reich has held a special emergency meeting to assess their guidance on how to cope in the stench of butt and cra-cra. They voted unanimously on the addition of another bullet to the heuristics.

1: Nobody tells Trump what to do.

2: Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
— 2a: The more Trump touches something, the shittier it gets.

3: The more you believe that you have an in with Trump, the sooner you will see the underside of a bus.
— 3a: Attorneys who represent Trump should divide the half-life before becoming bus chum by three.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

6. As Dipshit would say.."I happen to like Lawyers who don't cost me money."

Every lawyer he has had has COST him money in either legal fees or having to pay out settlements.

The next settlement will certainly be a whopper! Best hide the Heinz!

[tblue37]

10. Sorry! I don't know how my intended post got sent to you as a DM.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

12. No worries.

You must have clicked on DU Mail Message.

Easy mistake to make.

[Kennah]

7. I presume this means she didn't put out for him

[Jilly_in_VA]

8. Who's next? LOL

[tblue37]

9. She's been paid over $2 million.

[getagrip_already]

16. Her law firm has....

True, but her partner gets some of that.

And any sanctions that may still come will have to be paid by her individually. Stinky won't pay them for her if she is living in under-bussville.

She could be liable for defamation of statements she made outside of court against engorins law clerk if she decides to file suit. She would certainly need to lawyer up, wiping her out.

Her future is not bright, but neither is she. Maybe only fans?

[niyad]

23. She has a law partner???

[getagrip_already]

25. Yes, he has been at trial with her...

But much less visible. His name is Madaio or something like that.

They probably split the billings since he is in court as well.

[niyad]

26. I wonder if he plans to take the money and run.

[getagrip_already]

28. He hit the jackpot on this one....

They were scraping by on insurance claims from the looks of their website. Mostly low dollar grunt work that pays the bills but doesn't get you rich.

He got a real payday on this gig, and I doubt the sanctions would touch him, but I guess that depends on their partnership agreement.

She also has other legal problems pending. There is a mess in NJ where she may have inappropriately advised a client to settle without disclosing she was stinkys atty. Then she might still face sanctions in engorins court.

She is a mess. Her partner is just staying low it seems.

[speak easy]

30. What did Trump see in her anyway?

[rubbersole]

47. Hair highlights.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

51. Physical resemblance to wife #3 perhaps? She does in a way.

[speak easy]

52. ...

[Takket]

11. Yeah can't wait for the bill to go out lolololol

[sakabatou]

13. *sad trombone sound*

[PortTack]

14. Poor little alina (snark) did she think this would turn out differently than it did for jena ellis or kraken powell?

Pathetically stupid…she’s thrown her law career away, and for what?

[JoseBalow]

33. For what? For the same reason anyone aligns with drumpf...

For the dream of an easy new career on Faux News

[getagrip_already]

35. Even faux wouldnt hire her as a legal analyst now...

Maybe a Maga commentator, but really, there are so many of those, even shapely blonde ones, what is she worth?

Her 'ladies and gentleman' schtick really isn't cutting it. She can't carry it off.

She is just a worn out meme of herself. I doubt she has a media career at this point, except as a low paid irritant couch creature.

[JoseBalow]

36. True, but that doesn't keep these delusional cretins from their fever dreams

of fame, fortune, and MAGA ignominy.

[PortTack]

43. Yes, but most do not end up on fux. Certainly ellis and powell didn't. My wonderment was she went to law

school, no easy feat and has thrown it all away!

[limbicnuminousity]

17. When asked if she would prefer to be pretty or smart

Mrs. Habba happily chirped "pretty! I can fake being smart" or something along those lines. Wonder how that worked out for her. If she fears for her life because MAGA claims she was a plant maybe she can explain the she and Trump simply aren't that smart.

[sop]

18. These lawyers probably believed defending Trump would increase their professional visibility and help their

legal careers in the future, whether they were paid, or not. Most attorneys can defend the worst or the worst defendants and still benefit from the exposure.

Alina Habba thought she'd be the next Johnnie Cochran, Bob Shapiro or Robert Kardashian. Cochran and Shapiro made out like bandits, and Kardashian's entire clan raked in billion$ from the notoriety gained from being O.J.'s attorneys.

Problem is, Trump destroys everything and everyone he comes in contact with, particularly the attorneys who are literally forced to become criminals themselves in order to please Trump. The stench never goes away.

[Ocelot II]

21. No question Habba is a terrible lawyer, but there's nothing unusual

about hiring a different lawyer to handle an appeal, since appellate work requires a different skill set. Habba has neither skill set, of course; but she's been sacked because she turned out to be a loser, and TFG can't have that - even though he lost the case just as much, if not more, than she did. Even a very good lawyer couldn't have won that disaster; the best they could have done would have been some level of damage control to keep the verdict lower than it was. But the size of that verdict wasn't really Habba's fault except to the extent that she was unable to control her client.

[StarryNite]

24. Well bless her heart.

The poor little thing.

[calimary]

27. VERY little.

[machoneman]

42. Hah! You must be a Southerner. Well played, StarryNite, well played!

[littlemissmartypants]

29. Excellent! Now you won't have to buy anymore tacky fits for parties at Maralardo.

[niyad]

32. uhhhhhmmmmmm. . .do none of them, with all their money, have stylists???

[rubbersole]

48. Horrific.

[NBachers]

34. Uh-oh Time for a real case of the Duck Lips.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

37. 'Took away her coloring books': Morning Joe mocks Alina Habba as Trump eyes new lawyer

Morning Joe had fun laughing at Habba

Link to tweet

https://www.rawstory.com/alina-habba-trump-2667132581/

MSNBC's Joe Scarborough could hardly keep a straight face discussing attorney Alina Habba's work for Donald Trump in the E. Jean Carroll defamation case.

The former president suggested Tuesday night on Truth Social that he might be shopping for a new legal team to appeal his $83.3 million penalty, and "Morning Joe" panelist burst into laughter the news.

"Wonder why," Scarborough said, as his guests laughed......

"No, I mean, she's very angry," Scarborough continued. "At one point in the proceedings, and I've got to say as a lawyer, I've never seen this myself, so maybe she had a reason to be upset. You know, they took away her coloring books. There was a color-by-number thing on how to be a lawyer when you grow up, and she had -- the judge took them away.",....

"No, he's had bad lawyers," Scarborough added, "but at least they knew their way around the courtroom, and by the way, you either know your way around the courtroom or you don't, and speaking as a lawyer that didn't know his way around the courtroom, I can tell you, it can be a very frightening thing and you would not want to be in this type of case."

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[Solomon]

38. Rudy Colludy!

[Shermann]

40. I think he's Grandpa Doodypants now! nt

[Initech]

44. Gee I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!

[no_hypocrisy]

49. Gee, I can't imagine why.

He was telling her exactly what to say and to do during the trial.

She may have lacked litigation skills and experience, but he directed her presentation. He should fire himself.

[B.See]

50. Where she'll be able to hobnob with all the OTHER SUCKERS Trump's tossed under there

[leftyladyfrommo]

53. I wonder if demanded his 2.5 million back?

He will probably sue her for it.