...this may be my last entry...

[WilliamPitt]

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. That's wonderfully hilarious!

[Sadiedog]

2. Thanks for the laugh!

[abelenkpe]

3. LOL k&R nt

[defacto7]

4. That's hilarious!

[madinmaryland]

5. Wow! At least he/she will be able to receive psychiatric care under ObamaCare.

[lunasun]

9. My first thought too!!!

...violence and godlessness ...what a devilish duo of doom Obamacare has created!

[trailmonkee]

6. where did you find that one...

That is awesome!

[NYC_SKP]

8. Original sources. One is DU.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021782145

Which borrowed from tumblr:

http://iamasoulofmischief.tumblr.com/post/35347224698/so-much-awesome

Which ended up here....

[littlemissmartypants]

24. Tumblr is fun... another great teacher found on DU...thanks NYC_SKP!

from LMSP...

Found this at http://star-spangledpanties.tumblr.com/

[trailmonkee]

25. that's awesome

[rhett o rick]

7. Hey, how did you get that? I thought my diary was private. nm

[pinboy3niner]

10. It's the Omega Man, LOL!

Dude needs to take a pill...

[leveymg]

52. Muy excellente, comrade! (Did we add, the zombies are all Communists and speak Spanish?)

Chuck Heston lived this nightmare for decades. Now we eat his brains!

"The last man on earth always carries an automatic weapon." No wonder Chuck supported the NRA!

[susanna]

11. Oh that one brings the funny...excellent find! n/t

[babylonsister]

12. omg!!

How warped is that, but why? Ugh. Who is whispering in their little minds?

[iemitsu]

13. Wonderful vision of the 21st Century Apocalypse.

Killed by communism, the people got lazier and lazier, waiting for the next bunch of gifts to sustain them and their aimless lives. Until one day, "no more Soma".

[BlueCaliDem]

14. Aw. I almost feel sorry

for the guy. Almost. Maybe after I

[ballaratocker]

15. Does anyone see any relationship between Obama's election and the coming release of the

remake of 'Red Dawn'? There are fruit cakes out there who will lap that up!

[AlbertCat]

63. remake of 'Red Dawn'?

I know.

It should be a period piece (It'd be better if it were) Poodle skirts and Brylcreem.

If Romney were president, nobody, not even the Communists, would want the USA.

[HiPointDem]

16. lol.

[arthritisR_US]

17. They really are not taking this election well

[Trajan]

18. The sick and twisted is coming out ...

There are some F'ed up people who cannot maintain .... watch out !

[Spirochete]

19. That guy's funny

Does he do a lot of those? He's a scream. Teabaggers will trash his page, if they catch him making fun of them, though.

[agent46]

28. Some people say

...he does parties.

[PD Turk]

74. They might not

They might take him seriously, a lot of them couldn't tell that Colbert was making fun of them

[Joe Bacon]

20. OK, who put the LSD in Kilmeade's Kool Aid?

[Cha]

21. ..

Sounds like it could be real

[lbrtbell]

22. Glenn Beck is probably writing something similar on FB right now - n/t

[DollarBillHines]

23. Dear FBI... where can I get some C4?

You know, I want to blow up some shit...

I have a pellet gun, too...

I want to do some damage...

And I have some illiterate, dumb-ass friends who are occupying an abandoned warehouse in Oakland.

Dear FBI...

Can you help?
DBH

[nolabear]

26. Healthcare Apocalypse. The Walking Healthy. Night of the Living Living.

RUN, Girl! RUN!!!

[lunatica]

38. LOL!

My faves!

[Deep13]

27. Note to self: gay men perform abortions and will share their weed. nt

[Lucky Luciano]

29. That was the part that made me think

that the guy was sarcastically making fun of the teabag shitstains.

[TheBlackAdder]

30. Ding Dong. Hi, we're cold-calling to see if you need an abortion today or some doobie?

This has to be writte by a teen as a joke or something. At least a 12-year-old would have thought out the sentence a bit.

[Astazia]

61. DING DONG....DO YA HAVE TO RUB IT IN THAT MY MAINSTAY AINT STAYIN? SUSTENANCE MATTERS MAN!

STOP IT, THIS IS HARD! BARRICADED WITH MY TWINKIEFLASHLIGHT, MY BIBLE & MY SIDE ARM. IT'S TIME TO GO TO MY ARCHIE BUNKER AND AWAIT THE INFRINGEMENT OF MY RIGHT TO SECEDE FROM OBAMA CARE. NOT KIDDING! SERIOUSLY!

Shit, gotta go, Mom is making me come out & eat with family now... but I'll be back!

. (Devil in the details, the angel is in the policy ) ask Mitt, he'll tell ya!)

(To all a very good Thanksgiving. I don't know what I'd have done without all y'all.)

[Mopar151]

35. Hey - those are my nephew's neighbors

They can do a home makeover for you, too! Good guys to know...... Just don't let 'em mix the drinks if you have anything to do today.

[Hissyspit]

31. It's SATIRE, people.

[lunatica]

39. Good satire will fool you

Because it's practically un-distinguishable from reality.

[pnwest]

51. indistinguishable? the two gay men knocking

at the door offering abortions and pot...that's indistinguishable from reality?

[AlbertCat]

65. two gay men knocking at the door offering abortions and pot...that's indistinguishable from reality?

Yeah.

It's usually 3 gay guys.

[lunatica]

71. Not that. It's the guy saying that who is undistinguishable

from so many of the crazies we've been hearing from in the last few years.

[Nonhlanhla]

68. But so close to what they actually say

Clearly satire, and clever. I have seen them say things eerily similar in earnest on some rightwing sites, though. One board for mothers I frequent has a rightwing "support board" that is only for right wingers, and a lot of them have been talking about stockpiling food and guns and what not, as if the apocalypse is here. Weird people.

Thanks for the laugh!

[TheDebbieDee]

78. I figured that out right away...........

And the writer is pretty damn good, too.

[Moostache]

32. Classic! K&R!!! (n/t)

[John1956PA]

33. Reminds me of the great satirical "Dispatch from the War on Christmas"

Back in 2005, Hunter at Daily Kos wrote "Dispatch from the War on Christmas" which can be found at http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/12/09/170793/-Dispatch-From-the-War-on-Christmas

An excerpt from that piece:

How long must we be persecuted? Christmas is about Peace on Earth and Goodwill Towards All, and how dare the pagan alliance of liberals, non-Christians, hippies and multinational corporations turn this into a damn war zone, where I have to look at every damn sign, and second-guess every greeting, and measure every Christmas tree to make sure that everyone understands that like we do.

[JNelson6563]

34. Good one!

Here's a rather famous "last entry"...

[lunatica]

43. Hahahahhaaahhahahahaa!

I'm going straight to hell! I just know it!

[Lady Freedom Returns]

73. Good!

I will need the company!

[callous taoboy]

36. May have been written by my brother.

He' s a former hippie turned tea-bagger who makes shit up to stay angry at the government.

[lunatica]

40. Your brother must be very conflicted

Did he just go so far left that he ended up on the far right one day?

[CindyinIndy]

59. Oh, my!

Been worried about that possibility!

[Odin2005]

37. I hope that is satire.

Otherwise that person needs mental help ASAP!

[Nevilledog]

44. It's gotta be satire. Correct spelling and no CAPS or !!!!!!

[cali]

41. abortions and marijuana. I'll have some of both, thank you.

sounds great! And woot, debauchery right outside your door. Can I come over and play?

[H2O Man]

42. Hilarious!

Thanks for this!

Recommended.

[OneGrassRoot]

45. LOL...I think that is a cousin of mine...

Several retired military family members in Alabama retreated into a bunker mentality after the election and wouldn't answer the phones, come to the door, etc.

They were in a state of shock and depression.

Seriously.

[HopeHoops]

46. What about automatic weapons?

[MoonRiver]

47. He will be so disappointed when the sky doesn't fall tomorrow!

[Fantastic Anarchist]

48. I hope that's satire.

[relayerbob]

49. At least he'd be locked up inside

and not out bothering anyone

[Chorophyll]

50. Lurve it!

[sheshe2]

53. Geeez...Don't scare people with a headline like that.

Thought you were going to take a swan dive a something!

[Fuddnik]

54. That is fucking hilarious.

Now, go fetch me some weed.

[x2 vancouverite]

55. Was that Donnie Trump?

DURec!

[marble falls]

56. If you don't need that pot those two nice men offered you, could you forward them to me?

[WillyT]

57. LOL !!! - K & R !!!

[Initech]

58. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

[AgingAmerican]

60. One part gullibility, two parts...

...right wing talking points = mind rot.

[retread]

62. Hopefully you can escape to the Underground Railway and make it to Canada. Oh, wait!

[Jack Sprat]

64. Hey, I don't know what drugs treat paranoia and schizophrenia,

but the Teabillies really need to use Obamacare to acquire some. I think all those code oranges during Bush's reign sent them way over the edge.

[snagglepuss]

66. That sounds like Henri the cat,

[aaaaaa5a]

67. Hello, I'm Meghan Kelly! We'll have more on this American fighting for freedom,

coming up next on FOX!

[Duval]

69. Man, you scared me at first!

I thought "ohhhhh nooooooooo" and then had my laugh along with the rest!! Happy Thanksgiving, WRP.

[Walk away]

70. Please tell me that was sacasm!

I just wish we had gun laws that would allow us to take away their weapons.

[Lucinda]

72. Even funnier is that my star ended today and the ad on this page is for a

survival seed vault!

Thanks for the laugh!

[Marrah_G]

75. LOL!!!!!!!

[liberal N proud]

76. Did you get that from my brothers Facebook page?

I swear, I saw that on his site.

[Tutonic]

77. Sounds like Victoria Jackson.

n/t

[Shuhered]

79. Heheeee

Love it!!!!

[awoke_in_2003]

80. Whenever I see things like this...

I find this is the appropriate response

http://m.

[tavalon]

81. Damn it Will, I thought you were going to flame out here, again

And I don't want you to do that because this place is better with you in it.

[Liberal_in_LA]

82. lol. I was afraid this thread was another DUer saying goodbye to DU. Glad it wasn't

[Plucketeer]

83. Our best hope....

is that these sorts STAY in their secure dens - at least until President Warren takes her oath of office.

[Zorro]

84. He should have used Amazon Prime when he ordered those steel bars for his doors

[Hubert Flottz]

85. Here in the hills of West Virginia the fright goes on too,

Frozen Butterball Possum is $14.99 a pound, when it can be had at all. Clean Drinkin' Water $9.50 a gallon! These southern Baptists are dragging every suspected democrat to the creek "to cleanse, his or her, "Evil" @$$ soul." Those last three quakes resulting from these freaking' cracker frackers drilling for natural gas near here, were the worst ones yet. Tore down one railroad tunnel, three car bridges, nine down town buildings and my cinder-block outhouse, when that 8.5 rascal hit last Monday morning. Scared the hell out-ta' Jinny Lynn. She burned our pinto beans and cornbread. Just been sittin' here wishin' Jinny and me and little Clem didn't have to wear these damned fresh air helmets all the time. And now today, that giant coal company drag line, has finally made it to our own mountain top here behind my bunker/cabin, so I'd probably best be signing off too for now....zip......beep...