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jmowreader

(53,193 posts)
Sat Feb 17, 2024, 11:58 PM Feb 2024

How Trump will raise the money he needs to pay off everyone he owes

1. He will sell one million pairs of Trump Sneakers at $399 per pair.
2. He will sell 550,000 NFTs at $99 per card.
3. He will sell 500,000 bottles of New Trump Cologne For The Manliest of Men (which smells exactly like the "Impression of Chanel No. 5" that is sold in dollar stores) at $299 per bottle.
4. He will sell one million framed 8x10 pictures of Mar-a-Lago with circles and arrows and writing on the back to tell you what they are, for $125 per photo.

That's plan A. When it turns out that he sells less than a thousand pair of sneakers, 250 NFTs, discovers that no "manliest of men" wants to smell like someone who'd buy perfume from a dollar store and the cops stop him from selling evidence photos, plan B is to get Jared Kushner to borrow it from the Saudi Public Investment Fund.

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How Trump will raise the money he needs to pay off everyone he owes (Original Post) jmowreader Feb 2024 OP
'Begging' elleng Feb 2024 #1
Even so losing this case makes him look weak mucifer Feb 2024 #2
Actually Beachnutt Feb 2024 #3
Useful idiots are at the end of the day... Idiots. n/t Hugin Feb 2024 #4
The Definition Of 'Throwing Good Money After Bad'...... global1 Feb 2024 #5

global1

(26,507 posts)
5. The Definition Of 'Throwing Good Money After Bad'......
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 01:40 AM
Feb 2024

Contributing any more money to Tr**p for any reason (campaign contributions; NFT's; any of his grifts; buying his sneakers & cologne; golfing at his courses; etc).

How long are you MAGA's gonna be suckers?

Can't you see how little he thinks of you?

Are you gonna continue to let him take advantage of you?

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