Michael Cohen says Smelvis the sick fuck Slobfather

[malaise]

Should be promoting adult diapers not sneakers

[Beachnutt]

1. And designer jail suits

for all his j6 style followers and his associates.

[malaise]

4. Love it

😀😀

[ProudMNDemocrat]

27. In a Gold Stretch Lame

For easier movement when out for 1 hour exercise.

[FalloutShelter]

2. Just heard that.

OMG so funny, but I mean… what planet are we on that this conversation even exists.

The Republican Party has become thoroughly corrupted.

[BootinUp]

3. video? Lol

[livetohike]

5. Yes! The possibilities for infomercials are endless.

Golden toilets
Gold tennis shoes
Adult Diapers
Paper Towels
Ketchup

[Ocelot II]

10. Ketchup in gold bottles!

[livetohike]

13. ROFL! Good one. n/t

[MontanaMama]

24. His diapers could be gold foil!

They’d look like jiffy pop underpants.


ETA: I realize a lot of people need and wear adult diapers. I am not making fun of folks who do. I am only making fun of Smelvis and he deserves it.

[livetohike]

28. I can see him hawking that! Not a pretty sight.n/t

[tavernier]

6. I wore them myself for a few weeks following surgery.

Didn’t actually need them, but I felt more secure going out in public after they removed my gallbladder and my body was trying to figure out what it was supposed to do and when.

I don’t mind the diaper jokes, but there are a lot of people out there, who have a need for them that is not just laziness. People much younger than Trump, in fact.

But then again, all is fair in love and politics.

[malaise]

8. I take a good friend out for her appointments and to do odd jobs

She is approaching 90 so of course she uses them. So what - this is about Smelvis the salesman.

[twodogsbarking]

11. We all do what we have to. When I had surgery more than a year ago I told myself not to make wise cracks

with the prep nurses. They bring you these socks that would fit an elephant and I said "you found my size" and the nurse smiled.
I wear size 13 shoes. She got it. The people there were all terrific. Stay well.

[tavernier]

17. As a nurse of fifty years

I thank you for the compliment on their behalf. You’re right, we all do what we have to. I often found with my patients that the physical discomforts are easier to take than embarrassment.

Of course it’s obvious that nothing embarrasses trump as he often displays his ass to the world. I’m just not so sure it works in our favor to keep up the adult diaper jokes.

[malaise]

25. THIS

. I often found with my patients that the physical discomforts are easier to take than embarrassment.

[Emile]

7. Piss colored adult diapers.

[Ocelot II]

9. He could sell gold diaper pins.

[twodogsbarking]

12. I drank some of this years ago.

[link:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger|

[ProfessorGAC]

31. All I Can Say About That Liqueur...

...is it's better than Jägermeister. Of course, kerosene is better than Jägermeister.

[AllaN01Bear]

14. eehehe.

[Escurumbele]

15. That is funny, actually, what Cohen said and the "Smelvis" part. I have to confess that I almost went to

Google to find out what a "Smelvis" is, and then it just dawned on me what it is, and I just cracked up...I love it...If you are the author of that funny name, you must make it into a bumper sticker with just that word "Smelvis", and maybe a little drawing, then let people figure it out, it can become a great meme.

Imagine if a lot of people start calling him Smelvis...that would be so good.

[malaise]

26. Re Smelvis

I stole Smelvis from a fellow DUer

[bdamomma]

16. He uses them

regularly due to his use of drug use.

[werdna]

18. I don't need adult diapers, but -

- I'll be damned if I wouldn't be tempted to buy them and use them just so I could claim I shit all over Trump!

[Goonch]

19. 👇👇👇👁️👁️

[Maine-i-ac]

20. Someone please take out a patent for these! Best gag gift for your old Trump Humper relatives. nt

[Turbineguy]

21. This country needs a gold plated garbage truck

to run trump over with.

He should die like he lived. Grotesque.

[twodogsbarking]

22. Gold plated wood chipper, extra large. Zzzzipp. Problem solved.

[KS Toronado]

23. Do not care to see him modeling gold diapers

[spanone]

29. He's the world's greatest con artist...There's a sucker born every minute

A despicable humanoid being.

[malaise]

30. I suspect that the whiny voiec he uses when he attacks

persons who make him pay for consequences was used since he was a toddler blaming his siblings for his evil deeds. I'd love one of his relatives to tell us.