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Michael Cohen says Smelvis the sick fuck Slobfather (Original Post) malaise Feb 18 OP
And designer jail suits Beachnutt Feb 18 #1
Love it malaise Feb 18 #4
In a Gold Stretch Lame ProudMNDemocrat Feb 18 #27
Just heard that. FalloutShelter Feb 18 #2
video? Lol BootinUp Feb 18 #3
Yes! The possibilities for infomercials are endless. livetohike Feb 18 #5
Ketchup in gold bottles! Ocelot II Feb 18 #10
ROFL! Good one. n/t livetohike Feb 18 #13
His diapers could be gold foil! MontanaMama Feb 18 #24
I can see him hawking that! Not a pretty sight.n/t livetohike Feb 18 #28
I wore them myself for a few weeks following surgery. tavernier Feb 18 #6
I take a good friend out for her appointments and to do odd jobs malaise Feb 18 #8
We all do what we have to. When I had surgery more than a year ago I told myself not to make wise cracks twodogsbarking Feb 18 #11
As a nurse of fifty years tavernier Feb 18 #17
THIS malaise Feb 18 #25
Piss colored adult diapers. Emile Feb 18 #7
He could sell gold diaper pins. Ocelot II Feb 18 #9
I drank some of this years ago. twodogsbarking Feb 18 #12
All I Can Say About That Liqueur... ProfessorGAC Feb 18 #31
eehehe. AllaN01Bear Feb 18 #14
That is funny, actually, what Cohen said and the "Smelvis" part. I have to confess that I almost went to Escurumbele Feb 18 #15
Re Smelvis malaise Feb 18 #26
He uses them bdamomma Feb 18 #16
I don't need adult diapers, but - werdna Feb 18 #18
👇👇👇👁️👁️ Goonch Feb 18 #19
Someone please take out a patent for these! Best gag gift for your old Trump Humper relatives. nt Maine-i-ac Feb 18 #20
This country needs a gold plated garbage truck Turbineguy Feb 18 #21
Gold plated wood chipper, extra large. Zzzzipp. Problem solved. twodogsbarking Feb 18 #22
Do not care to see him modeling gold diapers KS Toronado Feb 18 #23
He's the world's greatest con artist...There's a sucker born every minute spanone Feb 18 #29
I suspect that the whiny voiec he uses when he attacks malaise Feb 18 #30

FalloutShelter

(11,932 posts)
2. Just heard that.
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 10:25 AM
Feb 18

OMG so funny, but I mean… what planet are we on that this conversation even exists.

The Republican Party has become thoroughly corrupted.

livetohike

(22,175 posts)
5. Yes! The possibilities for infomercials are endless.
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 10:52 AM
Feb 18

Golden toilets
Gold tennis shoes
Adult Diapers
Paper Towels
Ketchup

MontanaMama

(23,371 posts)
24. His diapers could be gold foil!
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 01:00 PM
Feb 18

They’d look like jiffy pop underpants.


ETA: I realize a lot of people need and wear adult diapers. I am not making fun of folks who do. I am only making fun of Smelvis and he deserves it.

tavernier

(12,437 posts)
6. I wore them myself for a few weeks following surgery.
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 10:54 AM
Feb 18

Didn’t actually need them, but I felt more secure going out in public after they removed my gallbladder and my body was trying to figure out what it was supposed to do and when.

I don’t mind the diaper jokes, but there are a lot of people out there, who have a need for them that is not just laziness. People much younger than Trump, in fact.

But then again, all is fair in love and politics.

malaise

(269,444 posts)
8. I take a good friend out for her appointments and to do odd jobs
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 10:58 AM
Feb 18

She is approaching 90 so of course she uses them. So what - this is about Smelvis the salesman.

twodogsbarking

(10,013 posts)
11. We all do what we have to. When I had surgery more than a year ago I told myself not to make wise cracks
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 11:19 AM
Feb 18

with the prep nurses. They bring you these socks that would fit an elephant and I said "you found my size" and the nurse smiled.
I wear size 13 shoes. She got it. The people there were all terrific. Stay well.

tavernier

(12,437 posts)
17. As a nurse of fifty years
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 11:51 AM
Feb 18

I thank you for the compliment on their behalf. You’re right, we all do what we have to. I often found with my patients that the physical discomforts are easier to take than embarrassment.

Of course it’s obvious that nothing embarrasses trump as he often displays his ass to the world. I’m just not so sure it works in our favor to keep up the adult diaper jokes.

malaise

(269,444 posts)
25. THIS
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 01:01 PM
Feb 18

. I often found with my patients that the physical discomforts are easier to take than embarrassment.

ProfessorGAC

(65,515 posts)
31. All I Can Say About That Liqueur...
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 03:30 PM
Feb 18

...is it's better than Jägermeister. Of course, kerosene is better than Jägermeister.

Escurumbele

(3,421 posts)
15. That is funny, actually, what Cohen said and the "Smelvis" part. I have to confess that I almost went to
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 11:39 AM
Feb 18

Google to find out what a "Smelvis" is, and then it just dawned on me what it is, and I just cracked up...I love it...If you are the author of that funny name, you must make it into a bumper sticker with just that word "Smelvis", and maybe a little drawing, then let people figure it out, it can become a great meme.

Imagine if a lot of people start calling him Smelvis...that would be so good.

werdna

(523 posts)
18. I don't need adult diapers, but -
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 11:56 AM
Feb 18

- I'll be damned if I wouldn't be tempted to buy them and use them just so I could claim I shit all over Trump!

Turbineguy

(37,435 posts)
21. This country needs a gold plated garbage truck
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 12:33 PM
Feb 18

to run trump over with.

He should die like he lived. Grotesque.

spanone

(135,987 posts)
29. He's the world's greatest con artist...There's a sucker born every minute
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 03:23 PM
Feb 18

A despicable humanoid being.

malaise

(269,444 posts)
30. I suspect that the whiny voiec he uses when he attacks
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 03:30 PM
Feb 18

persons who make him pay for consequences was used since he was a toddler blaming his siblings for his evil deeds. I'd love one of his relatives to tell us.

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