"They'd vote for Satan if he had an R by his name"

[Nevilledog]

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[Ocelot II]

1. It's safe to say that Satan *does* have an R by his name.

[Butterflylady]

7. Oh yeah, want to bet....

That is why rump uses so much make-up does a combover. He does it to cover his red face and his horns.

[TwilightZone]

2. We tend to highly underestimate the number of people for whom this is true.

A lot of people are generational or strongly-partisan voters. For them, any R is better than any D, and the details don't matter.

That's often the answer to "how can Trump still have so much support". It's not just Trump. It's the (R).

[limbicnuminousity]

3. Ron must be so disappointed.

A few letter changes and he might have received enough votes to turn into a real boy.

[TSExile]

4. Yup, yup, yup!!

I know this all too well!!!

[Chainfire]

5. And the churches across the land would be preaching how Satan really wasn't bad.

[NoMoreRepugs]

6. If you have never experienced country Kristians you might not

understand every word he said is true.

[ThoughtCriminal]

8. They might also get confused

Satan? I thought Saban was running for office!