Now that the Alabama Supreme Court has ruled that frozen eggs "extra-uterine" children...

[RexLipton]

Now that the Alabama Supreme Court has ruled that frozen eggs “extra-uterine” children have the same rights as children, I plan on claiming 10 or so dependents on next year’s taxes.

And, I’m going to keep one in the car so I can use the carpool lane.

[getagrip_already]

1. When they turn 18, can they vote?

If so, have them vote dem.

[Hugin]

6. All of mine are...

Except for little Q. He’s always been odd.

[keithbvadu2]

2. What are their names? What gender are they?

[Gore1FL]

3. I can't speak to names, but human embryos start as female. nt

[keithbvadu2]

4. So if they end up as male, that would be state approved transgender?

Yeah. A little bit tongue-in-cheek there.

No more ridiculous than declaring them children.

Might have to change their name and pronouns.

[Hugin]

5. Oh, man.

Now even more Christmas cards to send out.

“Extra-uterine” children. ( )

[limbicnuminousity]

7. Your phrasing raises a question

Are they going to outlaw abortion of ectopic pregnancies?

[Turbineguy]

8. If their refrigeration breaks down

they could be in the shit.

[maxrandb]

9. The first time an insurance company has to pay out a life insurance policy

for a frozen embryo, is the last time Retrumplican politicians will make this "frozen embryo's are children" argument

[llmart]

10. Who's going to be the first to test this "zygotes are people" theory?

I want to see a woman or a man who has had a part in creating this "person" claim about 20 dependents on their federal tax return. Which one gets the deduction? The "father" or the "mother"? So many questions!