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[H2O Man]

About those "frozen embryos" ...... I thawed of sending this as a private message, because it's not for public conception. It's important that no republicans learn of this, because it's a secret. Starting today, the Deep State has employment openings for those who can go undercover to register frozen embryos to vote in states with republican majorities.

As we know, Tim and Lydia Ridgeway set the Frozen Embryo Olympic record. See below:
https://abc7ny.com/longest-frozen-embryos-twins-born-lydia-and-timothy-ridgeway-30-years-ago/12479248/

We will focus on registering those frozen embryos that will be 18 by election day, and signing them up for mail-in ballots. Note: Because Phase Two of the Secret Operation is undercover, when you apply at the Deep State, ask about free trips to Central and South America, to smuggle frozen embryos in time to register them.

[blm]

1. Ohhh, this is SO good, Waterman.

[H2O Man]

3. Too good

for me not to post publicly, and run the risk of the enemy camp finding out.

[blm]

14. Can we post it elsewhere?

😃

[Saoirse9]

2. Wicked wicked man

[H2O Man]

4. With mustard!

[Saoirse9]

5. Mean and not wicked?

[H2O Man]

6. Wicked mean.

[yorkster]

7. This is deliciously good.

Thanks for the mind treat.

[H2O Man]

8. About two weeks ago,

two long-time friends visited me. We've worked on social-political issues from many decades, starting with writing rude things on people's Nixon lawn signs. They both expressed concern that so many Democrats are anxious about the election. We decided to attempt to bring fun back into it.

Thus, I got out page 47 of "The Writings of John Lennon," featuring both of his books. John included a drawing of a kid with a dead fish for hair. Immediately, one friend created a drawing of the defendant with dead fish hair, with the message "a fish rots from the head down." I wrote a brief instruction, including the defendant's mar-a-lago address. We have posted it on several internet forums, recommending family fun in running them off, coloring them, and sending them to the defendant.

Yet I lack the capacity to post a picture here on DU. I've asked a few friends, but without success.

[yorkster]

16. There's got to be a way...now, of course, I'm

visualizing and hankering for the real thing.
Would that I were more techno-capable...
Thanks again and love the idea of fun in our attempts to "do the right thing".

[erronis]

22. Never sure if you're being flippant or not too serious. But about posting a picture here on DU

They only accept .jpg's (as far as I know) stored on a server that can be reached without any credentials.

If you have a link to a jpg and paste it into a reply it should show up fine. But if it is a link to a social media site that "serves" images, that won't work.

I use imgur.com for my few items I want to share with the world but there are a lot of other public sites that do this. For example, I recently posted a screen capture of my favorite very old and decrepit asshole as https: //imgur.com/KjYzz39 (note the blank after https )

[H2O Man]

24. Thank you!

I am serious. This weekend, I'll ask one of my sons to do this.

We are also going to try to make t-shirts, etc, and encourage others to do the same.

I've got a friend who comes up to the city to his house (not far from here) and art studio (walking distance). He used to do the cartoons for the NYT editorial page. We enjoy talking about David Peel and Yoko Ono, and boxing. I'm sure he'll have a few ideas.

[malaise]

9. Effin Brilliant

Thanks bro

[H2O Man]

10. I'm confident

that we can pull this off. I had my interview with Mr. X of the Deep State today. I love the secret code ring he issued to me.

[malaise]

11. Hehehehehhehee

Love it

[dweller]

12. Will Soros pay a bonus

if we participate in recreational sex to create more embryos?

Win/Win !!


✌🏻

[blm]

15. Lololololololololololol

[H2O Man]

18. Brilliant!

I love it!

[H2O Man]

19. Brilliant!

I love it!

[erronis]

23. Boys, hold onto your sperm! The Lord demands it!

Obligatory Monty Python

[mercuryblues]

13. In the meantime...

We have decided to move to Alabama, freeze a few hundred embryos and get a massive tax return every year. The added bonus of deducting the clinic as childcare expenses.

[H2O Man]

17. My impression

is that the Deep State has funds available to relocate everyone on DU:GD to Alabama for exactly this purpose.. It's a business worthy of our investments.

[patphil]

20. So any child born from IVF is actually 9 months older than they thought.

That means they can vote when their traditional age is 17 yrs and 3 months.
I'd like to see how the states handle this idea. Are they people who can vote 9 months earlier than naturally born people, or not?
Inquiring embryo's want to know.

[H2O Man]

21. You raise important points.

I've got to remember to talk to one of the Deep State lawyers if republicans can force female human beings to carry a pregnancy, are we allowed to pick what female republicans must host a frozen embryo? I mean, in order to save the life of an orphaned frozen embryo? If there's enough of us dedicated to this, we could fill the shelves, harvest the votes, and take over the local, regional, and state elections.

[mercuryblues]

42. older than that

as embryos are frozen sometimes for years.

[patphil]

43. True! Imagine, old enough to vote while still in diapers!

[mercuryblues]

45. I think I will move there

have about 400 embyos frozen to claim on my taxes. When they turn 18 years old, I will register them to vote.. They, of course, will need my help voting.



How did they say it, embryos have the same rights as born humans?

[erronis]

25. Hate to think what these science-illiterate types will do with human asexual reproduction

This is possible and has been done with other mammals. The oocyte (egg) can make a perfectly formed image of the mother - no father required.

In humans this is observed in natural cases with identical twins/triplets (polyembryony). And of course there are research/experimental programs around the world to explore other ways of creating human life-forms.

What happens to the xian-male-fascist model if "men" are no longer needed?

(I can ask since I'm so old I no longer give a F.)

[H2O Man]

31. Long, long ago,

I worked on the Dream Street Farms. In one barn, there was a set-up for embryo transplants. It went out of business, reducing the risk of an increase in the number of republicans.

[Easterncedar]

26. Oooh. I love the idea of migrant embryos!

What a great way to sneak asylum seekers across the border!

[H2O Man]

32. It has promise.

We will read Eldridge Cleaver's "Soul on Ice" to them while they are hidden in suitcases on the journey.

[Easterncedar]

37. Perfect!

That is making me laugh so hard. Geez. I can’t breathe!

But hidden in the beer coolers, surely.

[H2O Man]

40. I'm glad you mentioned that.

I might have hid them in a quantity of pot, just to throw them off. Perhaps this was due to a flashback from Arlo's singing about coming into Los Angeles.

[PurgedVoter]

27. Once again you remind me why H2O Man is the best poster on DU!

Thank you for being!

[H2O Man]

33. You are too kind.

However, I'm confident that you will enjoy my journal when I go undercover as a frozen embryo on a tour of southeastern states. I am considering offers to appear on talk shows, too.

[KS Toronado]

28. I would but minimum wage just doesn't cut it.

I'd think the Deep State should be able to give at least $30 an hour plus Per Diem. ..

[H2O Man]

34. They have unlimited money.

Plus they are about to liquidate most all of the defendant's ownings soon. Plus we can form a union with all the frozen embryos.

[KS Toronado]

41. Alright I'm in then !

Noticed discussion above about posting pictures, the daily TOONs I find and post most are jpg & png but
I've come across a few others and they all post here. Can you take a picture of your drawing and email
it to a DUer that has the capabilities to post? I signed up for a image hosting service once but could
never get it to work, probably need to find a more user friendly one as I wish I had one to use.

[TeamProg]

29. Hilarious! Thanks. nt

[H2O Man]

35. Thank you!

The republicans will be mighty pissed off they didn't think of this first.

[spanone]

30. Bwahahaahaa

So, as science (truly) goes, those frozen kids were 30 when they were born

[H2O Man]

36. Okay, now I have

a mental image of poor Tim having a physical when he thinks he's 30, and the doctor saying he's in the shape of a 60 year old.

[Emile]

38. Thumbs up 👍

[H2O Man]

39. Thanks!

[Kid Berwyn]

44. The law says they're eligible to vote.

The ones frozen before 2007 are turning 18 now. Their votes are just what our fun-loving slavehold of a universe needs, the sweet little Trumputines.