As a recent graduate of Trump University...

[surfered]

...I learned I could save lot of money by refinancing my house using Trump Mortgage. I would finally be able to afford my life-long dream of attending a USFL New Jersey Generals football game. I booked my flight on the Trump Shuttle and a room at the Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino using the GoTrump Travel site, which was highly recommended by Trump Magazine. I was dreaming of my inflight meal, dining on Trump Steaks and drinking Trump vodka and anticipating a wonderful weekend, until I realized I WOULDN'T BE DOING ANY OF THOSE THINGS BECAUSE ALL THOSE ENTITIES FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY OR WENT OUT OF BUSINESS.

[BOSSHOG]

1. Is your diploma framed and prominently displayed?

Does your local Alumni Chapter have get togethers at your local watering hole? Who are the guest speakers? Y’all probably have a lot to chat about.

[keithbvadu2]

4. And did you have your graduation picture taken with the cardboard cutout of the Donald?

[BOSSHOG]

5. And have the newsletters to Alumni continued

REQUESTING DONATIONS?

Do ya get together with your Old Profs At the quad comparing notes about your current economics relative to your degree?

[Enter stage left]

2. Let me think...

what did they all have in common?

[marked50]

3. You forgot you could bathe in Trump Cologne while playing basketball with Trump Sneakers.

Buy (sic) the time you get should get them via mail order they will be Bankrupt too....

[SoFlaBro]

6. Pol Potbelly is a fucking asshole.