Trump Defecting to Russia

[Buttoneer]

What are the odds on this proposition bet?

[Meadowoak]

1. more likely Saudi Arabia or UAE but trump will flee somewhere, guaranteed.

[GP6971]

2. I wouldn't take that bet.

His narcissism wouldn't let him even think of it.

[Ocelot II]

3. Somewhere south of zero.

[Jerry2144]

14. In other words

Higher than his IQ

[OAITW r.2.0]

4. I don't think he can.

He's not a Smirnov that no one knows. Whether he has surrendered his passport or not, the Secret Service has him under constant surveillance.

[Arazi]

7. #Traitor won't need a passport to land wherever he's going

And unless his Secret Service can fly a Boeing 757, they’ll have little ability to stop his flight crew.

I’ve heard his SS are loyal to him anyway. They’d probably help plan the escape

(He’s not going anywhere. He believes he’s untouchable and will never go to prison)

[Tetrachloride]

10. Rendition or this

USAF to renegade pilot:

Do you remember me ? I sure as heckfire remember you.

[Arazi]

12. !

We should be so lucky

[canetoad]

5. No way

I reckon he's still convinced that he'll beat all this. Too arrogant for his own good.

[DaBronx]

6. From your mouth

To god’s ears
Let it be so
Never to return
Can I get an amen?

[sarisataka]

8. *sigh*

[dgauss]

9. Trump is an American grifter who has developed a skill of conning Americans.

I think he knows that Russian oligarchs are on a different level of corruption, with years of experience and deep connections. His grifting senses probably tell him he would never be taken seriously and it could be dangerous. He would avoid that.

[global1]

18. And He'd Have To Take His Food Tester With Him......

and live in a ranch house. No tall buildings for Tr**p in Russia. Although at his age if he fell out of a window on the ground floor - it would probably really hurt him.

[TwilightZone]

11. Zero

[fierywoman]

13. If there's no Micky D's or The Colonel there, how on earth could he eat?!?

[MerryBlooms]

15. Less than zero. AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN

Every week this question pops up, the answer is Less Than Zero. Every fuckin week. No pull tabs cover this bet! Ever! Stop investing in this bet. Cripes!

[WarGamer]

16. zero.

[SoFlaBro]

17. That Orange Bastard can eat fucking shit.

[Mopar151]

19. Gotta be a parlay.

1st: Runs when? Before trial, before sentencing, after sentencing, or not at all?
2nd: Runs where? Russia? Saudi? UAE? China? Mar-a-lago?
3rd: Runs to who? Putin? MBS? Jared? ( long odds) Melania? (longer odds!)

Lots of action!