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boston bean

(36,931 posts)
Tue Mar 5, 2024, 07:39 PM Mar 2024

Am I actually 9 months older than I think I am.

Should I count the time spent in my mother’s womb?

Always hated my bday month. I could have a much better one in the middle of summer!/

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Am I actually 9 months older than I think I am. (Original Post) boston bean Mar 2024 OP
I am imagining somebody like Jon Stewart interviewing a frozen embryo for this election Walleye Mar 2024 #1
Could I retire earlier? boston bean Mar 2024 #2
Yep, since you have religious freedom. Irish_Dem Mar 2024 #4
I am only 7 months older. Irish_Dem Mar 2024 #3
Hey, me too! Dave says Mar 2024 #6
We really really wanted to be a Pisces. Irish_Dem Mar 2024 #9
I looked like a plucked chicken Dave says Mar 2024 #12
Seems on topic to me. Irish_Dem Mar 2024 #15
Hey! What do you have against Leos?! nilram Mar 2024 #17
Spoken like a true Leo. :) Irish_Dem Mar 2024 #18
Heh. Yeah, about 7m + a week or two... electric_blue68 Mar 2024 #19
That doesn't surprise me. Irish_Dem Mar 2024 #20
How about embryos kept for many years? Could the resulting child be decades old when born? Srkdqltr Mar 2024 #5
At least in Alabama where science goes to die. Progressive dog Mar 2024 #7
When does the astrological sign kick in? lame54 Mar 2024 #8
I was told it starts at actual birth Dave says Mar 2024 #13
Think of the impact this could have Mr.Bill Mar 2024 #10
Social Security owes me some back pay! Diamond_Dog Mar 2024 #11
Think About That ProfessorGAC Mar 2024 #16
Yes. MOMFUDSKI Mar 2024 #14

Irish_Dem

(81,259 posts)
4. Yep, since you have religious freedom.
Tue Mar 5, 2024, 07:48 PM
Mar 2024

The courts say so.

Freedom to determine your date of birth.

Irish_Dem

(81,259 posts)
3. I am only 7 months older.
Tue Mar 5, 2024, 07:46 PM
Mar 2024

I was born two months prematurely.

But that would place me as a Leo and I don't think I would like that.
I like being a Pisces.

Dave says

(5,425 posts)
6. Hey, me too!
Tue Mar 5, 2024, 07:57 PM
Mar 2024

31 weeks in the womb; a Pisces, too. It was the first and last time I showed up early for anything.

Irish_Dem

(81,259 posts)
9. We really really wanted to be a Pisces.
Tue Mar 5, 2024, 08:03 PM
Mar 2024

I have always stayed true to form, I am early for everything.

I had 30 weeks womb time.

But I was a pistol. The hospital put me in an incubator, I weighed less than 2 lbs, but I kicked out
the glass sides of the incubator and I joke that they kicked me out of the hospital after that.

Actually my mother and aunt were both nurses and friends with the pediatrician who
let me go home with them.

My dad was overseas serving in the USAF during the Korean War so my mother was living with
her parents and siblings.

So grandpa made me a tiny little incubator at home. And then I finally graduated to a cigar box.
My mother had to buy doll clothes so I had something to wear.

Dave says

(5,425 posts)
12. I looked like a plucked chicken
Tue Mar 5, 2024, 08:23 PM
Mar 2024

But I was 5 lbs. Spent the night in an incubator, probably didn’t need it. Went home the next day.

Hey, we’re going to get hammered for not sticking to the OP’s subject matter!

Irish_Dem

(81,259 posts)
15. Seems on topic to me.
Tue Mar 5, 2024, 08:37 PM
Mar 2024

The topic is 9 months of womb time. We got screwed out of the full 9 months so
we are talking about the two month jump start in life.

I know I looked pathetic too. My mother has very small hands but
there is a picture of her propping me up and holding me in the palm of her hand.
Sad but cute looking little blob.

electric_blue68

(26,856 posts)
19. Heh. Yeah, about 7m + a week or two...
Tue Mar 5, 2024, 10:23 PM
Mar 2024

Right near the Pisces/Aries cusp
3-21. Definitely have traits of both!😄

I was just under 2 lbs then dropped closer to 1. Got sick with something. Had a transfusion. Was in the incubator for close to 1 1/2 months.

One day when I was still a teen, or early 20's at one of our big family gatherings one of my aunts held up one of the ?Cornish Hens we were eating, and "and that's about how much weighed" indicating - me.
I was sooo embarrassed! 😄

A strange thing.
One time I was temping as a helper to bank tellers. I had to go and talk to a customer. This was in the early days after a lot of robberies in NYC that some banks put up plastic shielding.

Ours was about 1 inch thick. Had a square cut out for talking along with a square plastic mounted on rods in front of the square opening to protect it.

Well, I don't remember whether I felt it at the time, or later at home. But I felt really weird. Almost as though I was having a preverbal memory of looking out of the incubator. 🤔

Irish_Dem

(81,259 posts)
20. That doesn't surprise me.
Wed Mar 6, 2024, 07:44 AM
Mar 2024

I objected so strongly to the incubator I kicked the sides out of it.
To this day no one knows how a baby under two lbs did that.
So neither you nor I probably liked the experience and it stuck with you.

That is funny about being the size of a Cornish hen.

Progressive dog

(7,602 posts)
7. At least in Alabama where science goes to die.
Tue Mar 5, 2024, 07:58 PM
Mar 2024

Are they going to issue birth certificates based on fertilization? What about tax exemptions for dependents?

ProfessorGAC

(76,695 posts)
16. Think About That
Tue Mar 5, 2024, 08:48 PM
Mar 2024

It made more sense to me to take SS early. The money indicated that I'd need to live to 81 just to break even. My dad died at 69 & my mom just before 76. Both grandmothers died at 59.
But, in taking benefits 65 months early I paid a penalty. If I retired 56 months early, my reduction would have been a few hundred a month less.
It's not just the 9 months. It's 5 plus years of reduced benefit!
Maybe I should sue!

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