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Brother Buzz

(40,438 posts)
Sun Mar 10, 2024, 10:55 PM Mar 2024

Messi gets the final word on the Oscars by "peeing" on Matt Damon's Hollywood Walk of Fame star

Messi gets the final word on the Oscars by “peeing” on Matt Damon’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star
The dog of the Oscars got the last shot of the Oscars, too.


By Alexander Zalben | 10:41 PM EDT
96th Annual Academy Awards - Show



Messi was the belle of the ball at this year’s Oscars, stealing hearts by wearing a bow tie, clapping for Robert Downey Jr.’s big Best Actor win, and getting the last word on the ceremony by “peeing” on Matt Damon’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star. That’s right: our good boy Messi closed out the show.

In case you missed it, after host Jimmy Kimmel signed off for the evening, as credits rolled we got some shots of the stage, a montage of scenes from throughout the ceremony, and then a shot of the Hollywood Walk of Fame star for Matt Damon. The camera panned out, and there was Messi, one leg cocked, looking concerned about whether his favorite actor Matt Damon would be upset about this bit.



Don’t worry, Messi, this is part of a several decades-long “feud” between Kimmel and Damon that has cropped up multiple times on Kimmel’s show – and even every time Kimmel has hosted the Oscars. In fact, it was pretty suspicious that, despite Damon starring in one of the big nominees (that would be Oppenheimer), Damon wasn’t called out or involved by Kimmel in any way.

Turns out they were saving the best for last, finally revealing Messi about to relieve himself on the star. Of course, Messi would never do that… The incredible Anatomy of a Fall canine star is well-behaved, whether at an Oscars luncheon, a reading of the movie, or clearly on set where he gave the performance of a lifetime.

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Messi gets the final word on the Oscars by "peeing" on Matt Damon's Hollywood Walk of Fame star (Original Post) Brother Buzz Mar 2024 OP
They've been at it for years now... Lucinda Mar 2024 #1
Would've been funnier if it was Trump's star edbermac Mar 2024 #2
Does effing trump murielm99 Mar 2024 #3
The Messi peeing footage has probably been in the can since, like, Tuesday Brother Buzz Mar 2024 #4
that is fucking hilarious FHRRK Mar 2024 #5
A different Messi Retrograde Mar 2024 #6
This Messi is a French scene stealing film star Brother Buzz Mar 2024 #7

Brother Buzz

(40,438 posts)
4. The Messi peeing footage has probably been in the can since, like, Tuesday
Mon Mar 11, 2024, 12:48 AM
Mar 2024

I can believe Messi attending the Oscars was just a long set up for the ending credits gag.

That being said, Messi taking a dump on the orange anus' star could be entertaining

FHRRK

(1,410 posts)
5. that is fucking hilarious
Mon Mar 11, 2024, 12:48 AM
Mar 2024

I like both of them more now. Set up a joke for 2+ hours and post it as an after though. GENIUS!

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