When Trump at last gives up the ghost -- any tombstone ideas?

[DoBW]

Here's Mine:

Here lies Donald Trump
He was just a Russian hump
No one out runs the clock
especially a laughing stock
He brought disease
He brought the sleaze
with all his blame
He only brought us shame
He resides in hell, a resident
the worst-ever U.S. president

[harumph]

1. Burial at sea - no coordinates.

[617Blue]

28. The Bin Laden special.

[Vinca]

43. Burial in a toxic waste dump. No coordinates.

[DemocraticPatriot]

68. The sea doesn't want him, and would puke up his remains

back onto the shore...

[Johonny]

2. Par 5

[Prairie_Seagull]

3. He haunted us in life now

He will get his chance in death.

[Prairie_Seagull]

7. Or, 'Ghost of Christmas past.' (what not to do)

Apologies to Mr Dickens

[Redleg]

4. I like it!

He deserves a burial at a garbage land fill along with the other trash.

[Conjuay]

64. No a toxic waste dump

Love Canal or better yet-
Chernobyl.

[texasfiddler]

5. Toilet - The kind that takes ten flushes

[NanaCat]

6. Gyro meat, artichoke hearts and pepperoncini

Wait. You meant the other kind of Tombstone...

[DoBW]

8. just glad you didn't use hero

Stormy says hold the mushrooms

[MLAA]

9. He will only have enough money left for this descriptive headstone, a finally a self own.

Here lies

[DoBW]

15. genius

and stable

[lastlib]

35. Even when he's dead he still lies..... n/t

[MLAA]

45. Indeed!

[Submariner]

10. He was a cheating golfer

But at last, a hole in one.

[Chainfire]

11. "He didn't have Presidential immunity from death."

[dalton99a]

12. "Golden showers welcome"

[dweller]

13. This one

✌🏻

[WestMichRad]

19. Aww, ya beat me to it!

But the fixtures need drains so the copious contributions run over the nameplate.

[Kid Berwyn]

36. Totally pissed.

[Chakaconcarne]

14. Fucking nothing...maybe a dandelion.

[EYESORE 9001]

16. The only words I want to see

are the words ‘PLEASE FLUSH’ near the privy located conveniently above his head. The toilet can be gilded for full effect. Perhaps some boxes of documents to enhance the ambience.

[malaise]

17. A toilet

for all of us to piss and shit on his rotten carcass

[Blue Owl]

22. With a windmill next to it, just out of spite 'cause you know he'd hate that

[malaise]

25. ROFL

[zanana1]

18. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Aristus]

20. "Here Lies Donald J. Trump

Our Aim Is For Visitors
To Piss On His Grave
Your Aim Will Help"

[tinrobot]

21. Just one of those bee targets they have on urinals

[DoBW]

23. sorry no choir

but there is

[Mysterian]

24. A urinal?

That's what it will be used for.

[Kaleva]

49. That'd be my choice

[House of Roberts]

26. Here lies a liar,

who lied, and lied, and lied, and lied, and lied, all of his lying life.

[SarahD]

27. A kind, well meaning, elderly man is buried bere.

Not right here. Somewhere in this cemetary.

[Docreed2003]

29. ...

[kysrsoze]

30. A golden toilet with a pipe flowing down to his casket

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

42. That was my thought

Great minds think alike.

[kysrsoze]

53. Indeed they do! :D

[limbicnuminousity]

31. Maybe

Rosebud Covfefe debanked.

[marble falls]

32. Make it a hazard at a really rundown Putt-Putt Course.

[Ping Tung]

33. I demand a recount!!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

34. YOU LIAR!

Only fitting.

[ret5hd]

37. a urinal?

[Kennah]

65. This

[Chautauquas]

38. It should read

"For the first time in his life he finally did the right thing."

[Torchlight]

39. "I did my own research" nt

[FemDemERA]

40. Loser

To the end.

May he haunt the dreams of those who helped him in his lifelong scam.

[Hotler]

41. A urinal. One of those old fashioned ones that go all the way to the floor. nt

[Bettie]

44. No tombstone

just a urinal and a hand washing station.

[Wonder Why]

46. Rest in Pieces

[struggle4progress]

47. A bald spot at a golf course, later converted to landfill

[Bundbuster]

48. Annihilated beneath the engine of the next SpaceX launch

[Kaleva]

50. Put him on top of a Wagon Queen Family Truckster

Cover him with a tarpaulin and tour the country. Last stop, leave the corpse in the backyard of MTG.

[LuvLoogie]

51. mark his crypt

[WVlaserguy]

52. Piss on it

I plan to, if possible

[SoFlaBro]

54. "Here lies an Orange Fuckstain and turd. Piss on that fucking turd."

[Buns_of_Fire]

55. No tombstone, but I will declare a national "Flush for America" day.

Every year, at the date and time of his passing, all Americans should flush their toilets to commemorate the Turd That Wouldn't Go Away.

[Jrose]

56. The contents of this plot have been 'de-classified'...

as is the plot of Ivana.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

57. "Fucked around

found out."

[no_hypocrisy]

58. I HATE EVERYBODY!!!!

[keithbvadu2]

59. Bury him here. No name.

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/the-american-military-graveyard-the-pentagon-doesnt-want-you-to-see/

[The Roux Comes First]

60. That Is a Pretty Darn Good Ditty!

But without a stake through the heart and a semi-load of garlic, what makes you think he is actually human enough to die?

[bcool]

61. Dream on, everybody

You just know his grave will be a gold-encrusted monstrosity that will be fenced off to keep the masses away.

Knowing his ego, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't try to duplicate the Great Pyramids or something.That is, if he has any money left by that point.

[rwiliff]

62. Eternal flame

ing dumpster.

[PCIntern]

63. He's gonna live to 200.

Some people are saying that.

[Kennah]

66. Urinal and E. Jean Carroll has the rights to the beer truck sales parked outside the cemetery where the line starts

[Emile]

67. Bury his ass at Guantanamo Bay.

[electric_blue68]

69. Here...NO Honor lies.

[Dulcinea]

70. Toss his corpse into a Florida swamp. nt

[canetoad]

71. This

[Rincewind]

72. "Rest in Grease" nt

[MistakenLamb]

73. a urinal

[DoBW]

74. All great

Good stuff