Reposting to the appropriate forum: Here's my reply to a text from Lara T nominating me for Living Legend status

[MLAA]

Two weeks ago I could not stop myself from replying to an unsolicited email lying about President Biden and trying to frighten me into buying gold coins. Since then I’ve received about 20 similar emails a day. While answering the original one was therapeutic, and I knew I’d probably pay for it with a barrage of junk emails, I didn’t expect this honor to be bestowed upon me:


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[NanaCat]

1. My replies to their texts usually involve

Telling them Piss off, traitors.

Makes the same point, but less wear and tear on my fingers.

[MLAA]

2. Right on!

Sometimes brevity is the way to go.

[rubbersole]

3. The highest honor the co-chair can bestow...

...is her hand in marriage. It's already been be-bestowed.

[MLAA]

4. ...