Lotto winner in Palm Beach, Florida

[Emile]

[fierywoman]

1. If he took the cash and paid the tax on it, it would still only be around a quarter of a billion.

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. $331,254,000 in Florida after federal taxes...

Give or take a few thousand.

[fierywoman]

16. Oh sorry, I was looking at Powerball cash for WA state, which is $357 milliion before fed taxes.

[A HERETIC I AM]

18. I had a brain fart!

I was looking at the Mega Millions, which has a jackpot of $1.1 billion! As Emily Litella would say....

[fierywoman]

19. ...

[Emile]

21. Never mind, lol I laugh every time I play that. 😂

[malaise]

2. Looks just like his

MARKER

[Takket]

3. magic marker prevents hurricanes and predicts lotto winning numbers!!!!!!

[Rebl2]

15. My thinking too

tfg tried it for hurricanes, so …..

[tanyev]

4. Ha!

[Blue Owl]

5. Bwahahahaha -- the work of a stable genius!!!

[tavernier]

6. I wouldn't be a bit surprised

If they gave him the money.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

7. Looks legit.

[Ford_Prefect]

8. I am surprised it isn't written in Cyrillic, which would be so much more appropriate, IMO.

[GreenWave]

9. Great job!

[mountain grammy]

10. hahaha

[padfun]

11. If he sues for the winnings, the Supreme Court will probably back him.

nt

[GreenWave]

26. He has immunity from wrong numbers!

[Shermann]

28. The Florida Lottery run by Democrats has treated him very unfairly! nt

[et tu]

29. it will have to go

before loose cannon first

[pazzyanne]

12. ...

[orangecrush]

13. ...

[Talitha]

17. Excellent !!!!!

[DoBW]

20. Witness: he smelled bad

and had a weird little bald guy following him around

[Kid Berwyn]

22. Luzer Orange got just one digit pulled.

Not even matched a number, just a “6.”

Like Hendrix asked, “What if six turned out to be nine?”

Drumpf’d still be nothing.

[Niagara]

23. Bahahaha!

[Prairie_Seagull]

24. Smiled through this whole thread and that

takes some doing. Pointed and still humorous. Wife has recently been calling me curmudgeonly. Damn I don't want to be that guy. Get off my lawn ya little shitbirds.

Threads like this help.

Thanks.

[Prairie_Seagull]

25. Ironically, see what I mean, shit sorry.

should have kept it rolling. haha

[padah513]

27. And he did it with a Sharpie

[calimary]

31. Perfect!

[Old Crank]

30. Nice.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

32. TFG needs to be able to post his bond

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

33. lol

[Norbert]

34. He will bully the Lottery Commission until they accept it.