Trump is now selling a Bible that a Christian publisher walked away from in 2021

[Nevilledog]

https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/trump-is-now-selling-a-bible-that

In a predictable attempt to take more money from his conservative base, Donald Trump is now selling copies of the Bible. Just in time for Easter.

But as with all things Trump, there’s nothing original about this product. He’s just putting his branding on it, hoping that his endorsement leads to more sales.

The “God Bless the USA” Bible includes the KJV text, along with the text of the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence, the Pledge of Allegiance, and (the kicker) the “handwritten chorus” of Lee Greenwood’s famous song.

It’s a Christian Nationalist’s wet dream.

*snip*

More proof there is no God because Trump would be hit with all the lightning for peddling this monstrosity.

[RockRaven]

1. Buying books you already own, AND can get for free on any digital device,

but haven't/won't read nor understand, while paying a huge markup for branding, to own the libs...

Sounds about right.

[underpants]

2. Oooh sticky pages

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2130f702-7a86-4bb3-a082-b176bbe8b340_2116x290.png

[Girard442]

3. Damn you, Onan!

[underpants]

4. 🏆

[rurallib]

5. Is it covered in Gold with a big 'T' on it?

[Hekate]

6. Goldish. Spray paint.

[Celerity]

13. well.............

https://www.saatchiart.com/art/Sculpture-Donald-Trump-Bible/1720274/8133742/view





Donald Trump Bible is a modern version of the bible written by Rick Magnuson. It takes place in New York City in 2020. Donald Trump is god and other notable celebrities play supporting roles. All the names and locations in ancient scripture have been updated with modern counterparts. The version contains contemporary event such as Covid-19 and the death of George Floyd. It is made of the finest leather and real 22k gold gilding.

Original Created: 2020

Subjects: Pop Culture/Celebrity

Materials: Paper

Styles: Conceptual Minimalism Portraiture Street Art Pop Art

Mediums: Paper Leather Ink

[Blue Idaho]

7. Jesus H Christ on a fucking Cross

When this buffoon starts riffing about the Bible it should burst into flames. 🔥

[riversedge]

8. The carnival barker is now grifting bibles. Maybe it's f**king time to admit that the devil is winning.

The carnival barker is now grifting bibles. Maybe it’s f**king time to admit that the devil is winning.

Link to tweet

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Link to tweet

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[riversedge]

9. Tweet from Trump: Happy Holy Week! Let's Make America Pray Again

His Cult is truly insane, so more than likely that book is going to sell Bigly.

Link to tweet

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[niyad]

10. Have to hand it to them for that subliminal marketing to their F'n

xian nationalists, pairing up theiir book with our foundational documents.

[enid602]

11. shroud

It comes with a signed diaper with his likeness that was taken from a recent wiping. The ‘Shroud of Trump.’

[Earth-shine]

12. "More proof there is no God" -- or it could indicate that "God is not all good."

I am an atheist. Occam's razor demands it.

[Island Blue]

14. I keep hoping

that Trump will spontaneously combust. Is that too much to ask?

[lame54]

15. Revelations is dedicated to him

[IcyPeas]

16. 2 Corinthians walk into a bar