I just turned on the TV and learned that Trump is selling bibles.

[zanana1]

I haven't laughed like that in a long time.

[gab13by13]

1. Act now

and Trump will throw in a sample bottle of Carter's Little Liver Pills for just $9.99.

[dalton99a]

2. .

Exodus 20:14
Thou shalt not commit adultery.

[Midnight Writer]

3. Like the time someone told TFG they could get some golden shoes for $30. TFG thought they said golden showers.

Knowing a good deal when he sees one, TFG said he would buy as many as he could.

When TFG realized he was buying golden shoes instead of golden showers, he immediately rebranded them and sold them at 1000% markup.

When life gives you lemons, turn it into rich, pungent, lemonade.

[zanana1]

4. Personally autographed.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

5. Are My Pillows an added bonus?

I have Sleep Number pillows. A far SUPERIOR product.

[Ocelot II]

7. Since Mile Lindell is being kicked out of his warehouse for nonpayment of rent,

those pillows will have to go. A Bible autographed by a guy who thinks he's God along with a lumpy pillow so you can read in bed; might be a good deal.

[oregonjen]

6. Sadly, he's laughing all the way to the bank.

The cult will buy it.

[mucifer]

8. I'm not laughing it's probably gonna get

him some votes. I care more about that than the money he’s raising

[lpbk2713]

9. Has he partnered with Bro Jim Bakker?

Next he'll be selling holy water.       Right out of his gold toilet.

[NanaCat]

10. I find it oddly appropriate

Since both sell something not based in reality.