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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump Releases 'God Bless The USA' Quran
DEARBORN, MIIn an effort to raise money to cover his mounting legal bills, former President Donald Trump announced at a campaign event Friday that he was selling the central religious text of Islam in a special new edition called the God Bless The USA Quran.
Its a very holy bookreally the holiest of all the Qurans you can buyand its time for America to bring back the word of God as revealed to the Prophet Muhammad, said Trump, who promoted his version of the scripture sacred to Muslims by standing in the minaret of a mosque and stating through a loudspeaker that the $60 book was the only Quran inspired by country singer-songwriter Lee Greenwoods signature hit.
No other Quran is officially endorsed by Trump, so get yours while you can. Order now, and youll also receive a complimentary Trump 2024 prayer rug, inshallah.
The former president added that he would also soon begin offering God Bless The USA Torahs, Vedas, Confucian Analects, and Tao Te Chings.
https://www.theonion.com/trump-releases-god-bless-the-usa-quran-1851374740
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Trump Releases 'God Bless The USA' Quran (Original Post)
Zorro
Mar 29
OP
As long as Trumpy remembers to put lots of drawings of Allah & the Prophet, it'll all work itself out.
FSogol
Mar 29
#16
I was visited by some very earnest young Mormon men a few days ago as I was leaving my house...
hlthe2b
Mar 29
#8
niyad
(113,581 posts)1. I had to check the link!!!
Deuxcents
(16,351 posts)4. Me, too. Nicely done!
Aristus
(66,467 posts)7. Satire: Still dead.
n/t
RainCaster
(10,921 posts)2. I'm waiting for the God Bless the USA colander
Bless her noodly goodness.
erronis
(15,355 posts)17. trump's head is already full of holes.
and from what I hear his noodly appendage is just a stub.
Arne
(2,091 posts)3. Trump's Guide to the Universe?
Where two white mice come out of his hair to rule the world.
Wednesdays
(17,412 posts)10. Two white mice, aiming to rule the world? Hmm, sounds familiar.
AllaN01Bear
(18,442 posts)11. ones a genius , the other insane.
i was waiting to see if pinky would wack brain. nope .
Deminpenn
(15,290 posts)5. The Onion should not be giving Trump grifting ideas!
FSogol
(45,529 posts)16. As long as Trumpy remembers to put lots of drawings of Allah & the Prophet, it'll all work itself out.
central scrutinizer
(11,662 posts)6. Magic Depends
Bring boxes home to the wives.
hlthe2b
(102,378 posts)8. I was visited by some very earnest young Mormon men a few days ago as I was leaving my house...
Had they returned today, I think I would have asked them how they feel about the Trump bible and then how they'd feel about:
The Book of Mormon TRUMP
Nah, I would have been too polite to suggest the latter, but I would have asked about the former.
msongs
(67,453 posts)9. trump swamps the opposition in mormon dominated states. he's got their family values max nt
AllaN01Bear
(18,442 posts)12. hem.
catbyte
(34,457 posts)13. Dear Onion, don't give that thing any ideas.
I can just see it now, the Trump Talmud, the Trump Bhagavad Gita?
Dem2theMax
(9,654 posts)14. First reaction at seeing the title. "Oh my god!"
First thought. "It has to be The Onion.
PLEASE let it be The Onion."
Scrolled down to the link before I even read the article.
Whew!
erronis
(15,355 posts)15. And for all of you true believers, this one comes with a photograph of Mohammed!
Autographed even!
There's also a raffle coupon for some virgins.
Get yours now!
erronis
(15,355 posts)18. Hate to pile on to some good satire, but "Tao Te Chings" sure sounds like a cash register closing.
Anybody remember those things?