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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIt's 2034. Trump has died of terminal meglomania and is buried under a tree which starts dying. They trim a piece AND

Eww! Orange sap has destroyed the tree!
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It's 2034. Trump has died of terminal meglomania and is buried under a tree which starts dying. They trim a piece AND (Original Post)
Wonder Why
Apr 2024
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Nah. Remove the toilet completely and turn the entire area into a permanent hazmat zone.
ColinC
Apr 2024
#5
The tree is just a couple of homes away. I think I hear Twilight Zone music. The part
Wonder Why
Apr 2024
#10
GreenWave
(12,464 posts)1. I thought they would bury him under the bathrooms at his golf course.
ColinC
(11,098 posts)2. I hope they just cremate him and flush him down a toilet
Or twelve times. You know how it says you need to keep flushing.
ColinC
(11,098 posts)5. Nah. Remove the toilet completely and turn the entire area into a permanent hazmat zone.
Blue Owl
(58,589 posts)3. The thought of Dump being dead as a doornail warms my heart...
Please, let it be soon... very, very soon...
dickthegrouch
(4,391 posts)6. Please don't make us wait that long /nt
lastlib
(27,785 posts)7. Crap--do we have to wait that long??
My bladder's gonna be really hurtin'........
electric_blue68
(26,386 posts)8. Sounded like beginning of a SciFi short story!
Wonder Why
(6,637 posts)10. The tree is just a couple of homes away. I think I hear Twilight Zone music. The part
above the cut is split and ready to burn next year either in my fireplace or my witches cauldron. My portion hasn't turned orange - yet!
Gives me a good feeling that I was responsible for personally hacking up Donnie's future home all by myself. Now I realize what that whining sound was when I dragged the logs home.
Kennah
(14,578 posts)9. Well, shit, I was hoping he'd live to 200 in prison
