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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJust found out April 8 is the day the poison in the COVID vaccines is supposed to be triggered.
RW Hate Radio celeb Mike Gallagher is broadcasting this information on his radio show, and caller after caller are phoning in to confirm it.
It will happen during the eclipse.
Just a heads-up so you can all be prepared.
getagrip_already
(15,375 posts)Will that be there excuse for why nobody died?
Clouds?
TheBlackAdder
(28,366 posts)Coventina
(27,298 posts)Is this a kind of reverse-rapture scenario?
All the libs "disappear" leaving only the "right-eous" to complete their heaven on earth?
Midnight Writer
(22,129 posts)She plans to barricade her home and keep her children inside all day.
TFG has been surreptitiously warning us by talking about the coming "bloodbath".
It all makes perfect sense if you don't stop to think about it.
canetoad
(17,312 posts)That when all that stuff doesn't happen on the 8th, they will return to being sane, responsible humans.
LonePirate
(13,501 posts)Last edited Wed Apr 3, 2024, 03:51 PM - Edit history (1)
Probatim
(2,651 posts)Now there's a nationwide network that caters to this cult and explains how their adversaries managed to outmaneuver them.
Nanjeanne
(5,061 posts)3Hotdogs
(12,690 posts)When was the last time you changed the oil?
Are the tires, good?
Nanjeanne
(5,061 posts)awesomerwb1
(4,282 posts)She got her booster shot earlier last week.
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Hugin
(33,448 posts)Oh, good. I dont have anything else planned for that day.
Ocelot II
(116,649 posts)Will you drop over dead when the eclipse reaches totality? If you're getting only a partial eclipse will you just get sick in relation to the extent of the eclipse? Will you be OK if you can't see it at all? What if it's cloudy? And why do we have to live with these lunatics?
Hugin
(33,448 posts)Midnight Writer
(22,129 posts)I know where you can get one for the low, low price of $59.99 plus $19.99 shipping and handling.
0rganism
(24,093 posts)Only available in the Newest Testament
coprolite
(215 posts)on April 8th and there will be this great gravitational force on those in the path of the eclipse. They will be raptured. Tether yourself to something permanent if you aren't ready to go.
ProfessorGAC
(66,166 posts)...you'll only be sort of dead!
tavernier
(12,520 posts)So Im Totality Screwed.
ProfessorGAC
(66,166 posts)I'm estimating we'll be 38% dead.
I think I can still play golf at 62% alive, so I'm not sweating it.
Bobstandard
(1,364 posts)It tells me not to worry, as long as I go out for tacos that night. Will do.
Initech
(100,417 posts)Like straight jacket and padded cell committed.
DoBW
(922 posts)cause the whole 2012 deal never really panned out man. -- Although (per Wikipedia) "Astronomers rejected the various proposed doomsday scenarios as pseudoscience, having been refuted by elementary astronomical observations."
Ms. Toad
(34,426 posts)Not surprising that it is being resurrected by those who currently choose to be ignorant.
Johonny
(21,209 posts)cynical_idealist
(370 posts)Midnight Writer
(22,129 posts)Like the communists use.
iluvtennis
(20,058 posts)Weve had seven so far with all those boosters. We should be fully guaranteed to go full on zombie Monday afternoon.
iluvtennis
(20,058 posts)records to see if Im completely up to date. Somehow Ive lost track 😜
JonAndKatePlusABird
(327 posts)Its great, Im an internet hotspot just by thinking about it! And it works on iPhone and android!!
dembotoz
(16,912 posts)progressoid
(50,142 posts)I'll keep an eye out for zombies.
Elessar Zappa
(14,323 posts)Goodbye, cruel world!
getagrip_already
(15,375 posts)I don't know how you manage it.
Midnight Writer
(22,129 posts)If that doesn't work, there are promising research developments in raising the eligibility age for Social Security, cutting Medicare, defunding Medicaid, and stopping free school lunches for children.
getagrip_already
(15,375 posts)Multi-generational debt, woman forced to pay debts with their bodies (ok, men and boys also), deportations of citizens, executions for political offenses, no Healthcare whatsoever for non whites.
And the lists go on and on.
Torchlight
(3,684 posts)That was my first real experience with The End-of-the-World crowd, and I pretty much learned then I don't enjoy being around the Henny Penny's of the world very much, they come across as a little too angry for me.
Give a moment or two to the angry young man
With his foot in his mouth and his heart in his hand
He's been stabbed in the back
He's been misunderstood
It's a comfort to know his intentions are good
And he sits in a room with a lock on the door
With his maps and his medals laid out on the floor
And he likes to be known as the angry young man (B Joel)
BlueKota
(2,166 posts)ever again. That might be a plus side to it, but then I wouldn't have the honor of voting against him in November.
I wonder how they'll spin it, when thousands of people don't drop dead on that day? 🤔🤷?♀️
Emile
(24,349 posts)So stupid.
RandySF
(61,678 posts)sop
(10,643 posts)Solomon
(12,343 posts)nevergiveup
(4,797 posts)and followed by a shot of Jack Daniels.
Johnny2X2X
(19,718 posts)Code red! Code Red! We can only hope they don't figure out that the poison will only be active for Trump supporters, and that the antidote has already been given to all Democratic voters through their Obama phones.
Think. Again.
(10,200 posts)...or they will be horribly treated by us vaccinated types!
Run magats, RUN! Into the desert for a year and 10 days! Go NOW! You only have time to grab your bibbles!!! (so it is written cuz I just wrote it)
Westcoast4life
(25 posts)Talitha
(6,802 posts)Nicely played.
And welcome to DU!
ClaudetteCC
(29 posts)so i should be ok
odins folly
(196 posts)Apparently they dont work if wet
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Liberal In Texas
(13,760 posts)Like the end of the world cults that predict date certain and keep moving it when it doesn't happen.
So, they might mention this again after it doesn't happen, but will move the day to some other event.
cbabe
(3,671 posts)Device that turns light into sound will help the blind see solar eclipse
The light-sound device uses sonification, a technique that takes data and converts the sun's rays into sound. As the the sunlight
LudwigPastorius
(9,505 posts)The shit's supposed to go down in Carbondale, Illinois.
It's going to open a dimensional Hell-gate, bringing forth demons, or else it will trigger the New Madrid fault.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/conspiracy-theory-eclipse-illinois
Alice Kramden
(2,193 posts)Didn't see that one coming - seriously funny, in a delusional, deranged kind of way
twodogsbarking
(10,366 posts)orleans
(34,214 posts)twodogsbarking
(10,366 posts)Scrivener7
(51,229 posts)Bleacher Creature
(11,277 posts)Abolishinist
(1,412 posts)I hear that proof of purchase of Gold Sneakers, a Bible, and a very-well-aged steak works!
Faux pas
(14,797 posts)does that mean the evolved are gonna die and the stoopid will live????
Butterflylady
(3,594 posts)Just in case it's true.
Lovie777
(12,791 posts)Please end this nightmare.
Please.
SocialDemocrat61
(837 posts)Then I don't have to do my taxes 😉
orleans
(34,214 posts)SWBTATTReg
(22,571 posts)Gosh, won't they all be embarrassed when nothing happens, and/or they'll come up w/ a thousand excuses as to why nothing happened...it's already happening (the excuses).
It's a joke, a pathetic joke that these people seem to know it all, and all they did is reveal that they don't know squat.
h2ebits
(658 posts)Renew Deal
(81,958 posts)The "boss" gets angry
AllaN01Bear
(20,005 posts)love_katz
(2,610 posts)IcyPeas
(22,073 posts)lastlib
(23,659 posts)Just reading that makes me want to take my stone paperweight and apply it forcefully to my forehead.
O. M. G.
NanaCat
(2,332 posts)I want no part of it if it makes people that stupid.
They're the people who took the brown acid.
JonAndKatePlusABird
(327 posts)Ill pass on whatever theyre smoking
Dulcinea
(6,828 posts)Think. Again.
(10,200 posts)meadowlander
(4,426 posts)Prairie Gates
(1,265 posts)miyazaki
(2,291 posts)-the vaccine. This talk included a local firefighter.
At the time I ran some some simple arithmetic based on this claim and came to the astounding figure of 30k deaths a day in the USA alone. At this rate they would be burning bodies in pits.
rampartc
(5,614 posts)they do still have a covid floor.
but nothing for the "k,iller jab"
ThoughtCriminal
(14,131 posts)Somebody goofed and the chemtrails are going to make it cloudy.
Tough break for the Depp State unless the Jewish Space Lasers can cut through in time.
berniesandersmittens
(11,362 posts)The tingle has started in my arm. The chip is activated as I await the Master's instructions. Code 666accessapproved.6438ngrsfyu.portalopen
The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts.