Just found out April 8 is the day the poison in the COVID vaccines is supposed to be triggered.

[Midnight Writer]

RW Hate Radio celeb Mike Gallagher is broadcasting this information on his radio show, and caller after caller are phoning in to confirm it.

It will happen during the eclipse.



Just a heads-up so you can all be prepared.

[getagrip_already]

1. Well, the clouds must really be pissing them off then....

Will that be there excuse for why nobody died?

Clouds?

[TheBlackAdder]

20. Oh, shit! Those nanochips will have our heads explode like they were foretold in Kingsman.

[Coventina]

2. What is supposed to happen? The vaccinated drop dead?

Is this a kind of reverse-rapture scenario?

All the libs "disappear" leaving only the "right-eous" to complete their heaven on earth?

[Midnight Writer]

13. One woman said the vaccinated will be compelled to violently attack the "purebloods".

She plans to barricade her home and keep her children inside all day.

TFG has been surreptitiously warning us by talking about the coming "bloodbath".

It all makes perfect sense if you don't stop to think about it.

[canetoad]

69. Well it's good to know

That when all that stuff doesn't happen on the 8th, they will return to being sane, responsible humans.

[LonePirate]

3. Glad to know all the waiting will finally be over, at least until the goal posts are moved again.

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[Probatim]

57. Used to be the cults were localized - and they'd off themselves rather than moving goalposts.

Now there's a nationwide network that caters to this cult and explains how their adversaries managed to outmaneuver them.

[Nanjeanne]

4. Oh Good - I'm getting my booster before leaving for Italy -- should I wait until after April 8 or before and then SUE???

[3Hotdogs]

40. Can I have your car, since you won't be needing it anymore?

When was the last time you changed the oil?

Are the tires, good?

[Nanjeanne]

49. But of course! I'll make arrangements.

[awesomerwb1]

53. Sue is fine.

She got her booster shot earlier last week.

[Nanjeanne]

55. ...

[Hugin]

6. * checks watch and calendar, makes note to self "Don't buy green bananas." *

Oh, good. I don’t have anything else planned for that day.

[Ocelot II]

7. Will it happen only to those who are in the path of the total eclipse?

Will you drop over dead when the eclipse reaches totality? If you're getting only a partial eclipse will you just get sick in relation to the extent of the eclipse? Will you be OK if you can't see it at all? What if it's cloudy? And why do we have to live with these lunatics?

[Hugin]

11. So many questions!

[Midnight Writer]

18. The answers you seek may be in your Bible. Not the liberal Bible. The real one.

I know where you can get one for the low, low price of $59.99 plus $19.99 shipping and handling.

[0rganism]

35. Yes, it's all foretold in the book of Greenwood

Only available in the Newest Testament

[coprolite]

62. Apparently the planets are all aligned

on April 8th and there will be this great gravitational force on those in the path of the eclipse. They will be raptured. Tether yourself to something permanent if you aren't ready to go.

[ProfessorGAC]

72. If You Are Not In The Path If Totality...

...you'll only be sort of dead!

[tavernier]

84. I'm visiting my kids In Shelbyville Indiana all month.

So I’m Totality Screwed.

[ProfessorGAC]

85. We're 300 Miles North

I'm estimating we'll be 38% dead.
I think I can still play golf at 62% alive, so I'm not sweating it.

[Bobstandard]

8. Got a message from my Covid chip implant

It tells me not to worry, as long as I go out for tacos that night. Will do.

[Initech]

9. These people need to be committed.

Like straight jacket and padded cell committed.

[DoBW]

10. ok, but is that from the Maya calendar ?

cause the whole 2012 deal never really panned out man. -- Although (per Wikipedia) "Astronomers rejected the various proposed doomsday scenarios as pseudoscience, having been refuted by elementary astronomical observations."

[Ms. Toad]

12. In ignorant times, the eclipse was a precursor to doom and destruction.

Not surprising that it is being resurrected by those who currently choose to be ignorant.

[Johonny]

14. Not how poison works

[cynical_idealist]

17. new technology. my troubles will soon be over

[Midnight Writer]

22. This is the woke, CRT, BLM, LBGTQ, mRNA, EID, Sleepy Joe formulation.

Like the communists use.

[iluvtennis]

15. OK, I guess my poisoning will be fatal as I had all 5 of the vaccinations. These conspiracy theorists need to STOP.n/t

[unweird]

67. Slacker

We’ve had seven so far with all those boosters. We should be fully guaranteed to go full on zombie Monday afternoon.

[iluvtennis]

71. LOL. I guess I am a slacker. Gotta go check my

records to see if I’m completely up to date. Somehow I’ve lost track 😜

[JonAndKatePlusABird]

78. The latest booster enables both WiFi AND 5G

It’s great, I’m an internet hotspot just by thinking about it! And it works on iPhone and android!!

[dembotoz]

16. so a reverse rapture......perhaps they know they would not make the real one

[progressoid]

19. Thanks for the heads-up!

I'll keep an eye out for zombies.

[Elessar Zappa]

21. Better get my affairs in order.

Goodbye, cruel world!

[getagrip_already]

38. Affairs? More than one? My, you have been busy....

I don't know how you manage it.

[Midnight Writer]

23. The only known antidote is tax cuts for the rich. The Republicans are working on it.

If that doesn't work, there are promising research developments in raising the eligibility age for Social Security, cutting Medicare, defunding Medicaid, and stopping free school lunches for children.

[getagrip_already]

39. You forgot sweat shops for children, poor houses,

Multi-generational debt, woman forced to pay debts with their bodies (ok, men and boys also), deportations of citizens, executions for political offenses, no Healthcare whatsoever for non whites.

And the lists go on and on.

[Torchlight]

24. These guys sound about as rational as the Y2K hysteria

That was my first real experience with The End-of-the-World crowd, and I pretty much learned then I don't enjoy being around the Henny Penny's of the world very much, they come across as a little too angry for me.



Give a moment or two to the angry young man
With his foot in his mouth and his heart in his hand
He's been stabbed in the back
He's been misunderstood
It's a comfort to know his intentions are good
And he sits in a room with a lock on the door
With his maps and his medals laid out on the floor
And he likes to be known as the angry young man (B Joel)

[BlueKota]

25. Hmm, I'd be free from ever seeing or hearing about tfg

ever again. That might be a plus side to it, but then I wouldn't have the honor of voting against him in November.

I wonder how they'll spin it, when thousands of people don't drop dead on that day? 🤔🤷‍♀️

[Emile]

26. No wonder republicans are easily conned.

So stupid.

[RandySF]

27. Well, I guess it was good knowing everyone.

[sop]

28. Will drinking bleach help?

[Solomon]

30. No but shining a light up your ass might.

[Niagara]

70. ...

[nevergiveup]

33. only if it is "on ice"

and followed by a shot of Jack Daniels.

[Johnny2X2X]

29. Oh no! they're on to us!

Code red! Code Red! We can only hope they don't figure out that the poison will only be active for Trump supporters, and that the antidote has already been given to all Democratic voters through their Obama phones.

[Think. Again.]

36. No, No, No! the magats must run into the desert and hide for 1 year and 10 days...

...or they will be horribly treated by us vaccinated types!

Run magats, RUN! Into the desert for a year and 10 days! Go NOW! You only have time to grab your bibbles!!! (so it is written cuz I just wrote it)

[Westcoast4life]

31. Do they forget Trump got the Covid booster too?

[Talitha]

47. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!!!

Nicely played.
And welcome to DU!

[ClaudetteCC]

32. I just covered myself in magnets

so i should be ok

[odins folly]

77. Just don't get wet

Apparently they don’t work if wet….

[Liberal In Texas]

34. And then when it doesn't they'll never mention that they were wrong again.

Like the end of the world cults that predict date certain and keep moving it when it doesn't happen.

So, they might mention this again after it doesn't happen, but will move the day to some other event.

[cbabe]

37. Sound activated. Harvard designed and built. Uh oh.

https://www.msn.com › en-us › news › technology › device-that-turns-light-into-sound-will-help-the-blind-see-solar-eclipse › ar-BB1kTBAT

Device that turns light into sound will help the blind see solar eclipse

The light-sound device uses sonification, a technique that takes data and converts the sun's rays into sound. As the the sunlight

[LudwigPastorius]

41. No, they've got it wrong.

The shit's supposed to go down in Carbondale, Illinois.

“On 4/8/24, there will be a Total Solar Eclipse over the U.S. whose path will intersect with the first “Great American Eclipse”, of 8/21/2017, near the city of Carbondale, whose logo is a blatant representation of the meeting of the two Eclipses. (Carbon has 6 protons, 6 electrons, and 6 neutrons) The eclipses are separated by a span of 6 years, 6 months, 6 weeks, 6 days. On the day of the second Eclipse, the Society of Jesus, whose emblem is a sola eclipse with the three nails of the crucifixion, will be 176606 days since its founding date.

It's going to open a dimensional Hell-gate, bringing forth demons, or else it will trigger the New Madrid fault.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/conspiracy-theory-eclipse-illinois

[Alice Kramden]

42. LOL

Didn't see that one coming - seriously funny, in a delusional, deranged kind of way

[twodogsbarking]

43. Can the Supreme Court delay it?

[orleans]

45. maybe not; thomas is going on a road trip and he's taking the other pukes on the court with him!

[twodogsbarking]

65. Long Dong Silver rides again.

[Scrivener7]

44. Cool! Imma make cupcakes for it!

[Bleacher Creature]

46. Any way to get an extension? I have plans that next weekend.

[Abolishinist]

59. Easy Peasy,

I hear that proof of purchase of Gold Sneakers, a Bible, and a very-well-aged steak works!

[Faux pas]

48. Oh Noes

does that mean the evolved are gonna die and the stoopid will live????

[Butterflylady]

50. Can I post my goodbyes now

Just in case it's true.

[Lovie777]

51. My GOD.........................

Please end this nightmare.

Please.

[SocialDemocrat61]

52. Oh good

Then I don't have to do my taxes 😉

[orleans]

54. all the RW nuts appear to be taking their crazy pills

[SWBTATTReg]

56. I swear, the doomsayers are out in force! For some reason, this particular eclipse is triggering all of the nuts.

Gosh, won't they all be embarrassed when nothing happens, and/or they'll come up w/ a thousand excuses as to why nothing happened...it's already happening (the excuses).

It's a joke, a pathetic joke that these people seem to know it all, and all they did is reveal that they don't know squat.

[h2ebits]

58. If it weren't so scary, it would be funny.

[Renew Deal]

60. We're not supposed to talk about that

The "boss" gets angry

[AllaN01Bear]

61. snork.

[love_katz]

63. I'm awarding a DUZY for this entire thread.

[IcyPeas]

64. (sigh).... may as well go sit in the corner and eat all my easter candy.....

[lastlib]

66. What do these peole smoke?? I gotta try it.......

Just reading that makes me want to take my stone paperweight and apply it forcefully to my forehead.

O. M. G.

[NanaCat]

74. I'm more of the opinion of whatever they've smoked

I want no part of it if it makes people that stupid.

They're the people who took the brown acid.

[JonAndKatePlusABird]

75. +100

I’ll pass on whatever they’re smoking

[Dulcinea]

68. I want to know why I haven't turned into a 5G hotspot. nt

[Think. Again.]

76. But you have.

[meadowlander]

73. If it's true, I'm glad to bid farewell to a world populated solely by people who believe this.

[Prairie Gates]

79. Come, Armageddon, come!

[miyazaki]

80. I overheard it has already killed 1/3 of its recipients

-the vaccine. This talk included a local firefighter.

At the time I ran some some simple arithmetic based on this claim and came to the astounding figure of 30k deaths a day in the USA alone. At this rate they would be burning bodies in pits.

[rampartc]

82. i asked directions to the vaccine ward at our local hospital

they do still have a covid floor.

but nothing for the "k,iller jab"

[ThoughtCriminal]

81. It was supposed to be triggered by the eclipse, but...

Somebody goofed and the chemtrails are going to make it cloudy.

Tough break for the Depp State unless the Jewish Space Lasers can cut through in time.

[berniesandersmittens]

83. I can feel it already!

The tingle has started in my arm. The chip is activated as I await the Master's instructions. Code 666accessapproved.6438ngrsfyu.portalopen




The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts.

[Luz]

86. I only had 3 shots. Does that mean I'll be mostly dead?