Surprise surprise, Kyle Rittenhouse is a total loser

[mnmoderatedem]

Even his former handler is dishing in him.

“Regarding his online high school diploma, we had to force him to complete the four years of credits in just ten months, which he did using the “Google machine,” Hancock revealed before adding how Rittenhouse also had applied to join the Marines but couldn’t even pass the basic aptitude test. As another user on X, RogerZenAF explained, “The maximum score on the ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery – the test to get into the military) is 99. The minimum score to join the Marine Corps is 31. Surprising absolutely no one, Kyle Rittenhouse scored “far below” the required minimum.” Rittenhouse would ultimately be barred permanently from joining the Corps after sending in a video of himself stripping an AR-15 unsolicited to recruiters."

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"The actions of Rittenhouse during and after his trial, who Hancock says “believes he is the show pony we created” soured Hancock about working further with him. “Instead, he squandered a full scholarship to study any subject at any university in the country to become a divisive douchebag and antagonize black Americans on college campuses,” he wrote. “Kyle failed to learn a single thing. He remains the same uneducated, arrogant, and antagonistic individual, incapable of telling the truth.” The 21-year-old was recently booed off the stage at an event at the University of Memphis held by the conservative Turning Point USA group."


https://hiphopwired.com/2109545/jigs-up-kyle-rittenhouses-ex-spokesperson-exposes-his-true-side/

[UTUSN]

1. Knr

[SWBTATTReg]

2. He's a spoiled brat, who'll never ever get anywhere in life, if he's going to live off his notority. Too many

know of him, and plus, he's a class A whiner. Stay away from me.

[TexasBushwhacker]

3. About that scholarship

He never completed 9th grade. Even with a full ride, he would have to pass the classes and I doubt he's up to that. Even trade schools often require computer skills now.

[rubbersole]

42. Liberty U probably has a curriculum just for wizards like him.

[exboyfil]

78. No way he makes into the upper leadership of that club

that specializes in wearing white robes.

[gay texan]

4. 10 bucks says he'll be completely washed up

With some form of addiction problem in the coming years

[BonnieJW]

36. I think

he'll commit another crime. In his feeble brain, that's what gave him adulation the last time

[gay texan]

41. Thats quite grim

But im afraid you might be right

[GoodRaisin]

70. If they don't get him off the street he's likely to murder again.

He loves to murder and craves attention.

[Mr. Mustard 2023]

75. Yep.

[Martin68]

80. I agree. He has a lot in common with George Zimmerman.

[Aristus]

81. Maybe we'll get lucky.

Some guy who is faster on the draw may ventilate his putrid meat-sack; save us all a lot of trouble.

Someone joked that he could be the new mascot for Bob's Big Boy; I doubt it. That would mean showing up for work on time, doing the job, and not antagonizing the hell out of everyone there.

[Lithos]

44. Define the form of addiction...

And I will disagree with you - he is already washed up, just too stupid to realize it.

[Boomerproud]

5. I hope this is the last I ever hear about him.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. Kyle Rittenhouse, too dumb for the military but just right to be a MAGA influencer.

Link to tweet

[Freethinker65]

7. So what cabinet position would Trump nominate Kyle for?

By Trump standards, Kyle is not photogenic enough to be considered Veep material.

[Mr.Bill]

12. Secretary of Defense.

But I think Trump already has Ted Nugent lined up for that one.

[ShazzieB]

15. In that case, Rittenlouse can be Sec. of Homeland Security.

I'm sure he'd like that just fine.

[getagrip_already]

32. He could be a senior advisor at least....

A position normally given to Grey backs with decades of experience and commanding mid to high 100 k salary.

With no responsibility other than harassing the woman and girls (or boys) who work around him.

A position given to countless unqualified kids in the tsf white house.

[Canoe52]

71. VP, " He remains the same uneducated, arrogant, and antagonistic individual, incapable of telling the truth"

He’s just like the slobfather.

[SarahD]

8. That's a super low ASVAB score.

I worked with troubled youth and they all took the ASVAB. A score below 40 was unusual. It indicates limited intelligence and little knowledge of anything. Such a low score corresponds to what we know abound lovely little Kyle. I wonder if he has enough IQ horsepower to function in the world. Maybe his right wing friends will protect him from real life for the next 60 years or so.

[Think. Again.]

13. Nah, they're rightwingers...

...they'll drop him the minute he isn't any use to them anymore.

[ShazzieB]

18. Wonder how long it'll be before he commits anorher crime..

...and actually gets convicted?

It's got to be just a matter of time. Want to start a pool?

[Think. Again.]

19. Good point...

...the guy is definitely convict material, as he should be.

[ShazzieB]

21. It just seems inevitable.

He doesn't seem to be capable of anything else!

[MontanaMama]

30. I'm in.

Let’s start a pool.

[rubbersole]

43. The Deadpool.

[MontanaMama]

65. Indeed!

[Xoan]

57. Is suicide a crime?

[Hekate]

93. It definitely used to be

[BobTheSubgenius]

87. Ding ding ding ding!

We have a winner!

[COL Mustard]

37. I took it in high school a million years ago.

The Army recruiter called me and said I could have any job I wanted.
The Marine recruiter said the same thing.
The Navy recruiter said I could have anything except Nukes.
The Air Force recruiter said I could be a cook or a construction equipment operator.

I showed them and became an officer!

[brush]

47. Low IQ and not much future at 21. Perhaps he and George Zimmerman...

that other killer can get together to produce a greatest hits video, as both of them are social pariahs who no one wants to associate with.

[Farmer-Rick]

88. I use to work at a MEPS

I ran the department that administered the ASVAB. Yeah that is a seriously low score. It's calibrated for 50 to be the average. That's because the test is frequently given to 10th and 11th graders. But most standards for entry into a branch of service is below 50.

As a requirement of the job, I had to take the ASVAB myself. I got a 98 and I'm as far from smart as you can get. It's just basic highschool questions and I had completed college when I took it.

We normally administered it to 10th to 12th graders. There was a push, when I left, to add 9th graders but I don't know if that was ever done.

Boy, he really is ignorant.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. Loser

Link to tweet

[NickB79]

10. The Army will accept scores down to 21, and even give out ASVAB waivers to those who are below that

As long as you can demonstrate some palpable skills that show the military you have potential, they'll accept you with a lower score.

I don't remember my ASVAB score when I took it in high school, but it was high enough that the Navy had a recruiter on my ass for 6 months trying to get me to go to school for nuclear reactor tech. But the thought of being on a sub for months on end, hundreds of feet underwater, scared the hell out of me. I can't even swim

[Mysterian]

11. That's not exactly correct

The Army offers a 90-day prep course to help recruits pass the ASVAB if they scored between 21-30. But the recruit subsequently must pass the ASVAB with a score of 31 or higher to be enlisted.

[Wonder Why]

14. Not the U.S. Army, silly! The Russian Army will let you in. There is only one question on the test:

What's that item pointing between your eyes that will send a bullet through your head if you don't get this question right?

[keithbvadu2]

39. Join the Russian army?

[ProfessorGAC]

16. I Played Golf With A Gy...

...and his wife on weekends for several years. He was a reactor & generator tech.
He served on both boomers & carriers.
He said carriers were WAY better. The deployment was shorter, they docked for resupply (so time for short leave), and much more comfortable living conditions.
Even though he had a wife & kids, he'd volunteer for carrier duty before he got picked for subs, after a couple tours.
He was in for 25 years (I think that's right) and then went to work for a utility that had nuke plants until he fully retired.
I think he'd tell you that you were wise to avoid sub duty!
Others may have enjoyed it, but he didn't.

[COL Mustard]

38. I never understoood the part about having to swim

To join the Navy. You don't have to fly to be in the Air Force!

[odins folly]

46. Don't fall off the boat.....

You also have go through fire training, can’t really run away when fire breaks out. All hands on deck to extinguish…

[DemocraticPatriot]

61. My uncle was in the Navy during World War II, but he could not swim.

Maybe the rules have changed.

[NavyDem]

72. It's been a good long time...

But I believe that the requirement when I was in was to tread water for 5 minutes, and then swim 50 yards. Many people I went to boot camp with had to be remediated, as they were unable to complete the swim test.

The test of course is to give you a chance of survivability in the event that you fall overboard. Would it be effective? My honest opinion after thousands of person overboard drills is that no, you are probably going to be claimed by Davy Jones' Locker.

[pfitz59]

68. I was a submariner, a nuclear electrician

aced the ASVAB and volunteered for nukes and subs. Loved it. Went on to become an officer and pilot. Had a most interesting career undersea, afloat and in the air. But about Kyle... I believe he was home-schooled. How stupid were his teachers?

[Vogon_Glory]

17. I'm thinking about all the racist stereotypes white

people in my age cohort (And Xers and younger) often apply to non-whites and Lily-white Rittenhouse managed to live down to so many of them.

In some dark, burning Hell, devils are tormenting the dead souls of unrepentant real-deal Nazi racial propagandists and genuine (and deceased) SS recruiters with Kyle Rittenhouse’s shining example.

A devil: “And you still say that white Aryan people are the epitome of human evolution? Here, fella, I’ve got a real-life sample for you….”

(Evil laughter ensues)

[Poiuyt]

20. I don't understand the statement about the scholarship

...he squandered a full scholarship to study any subject at any university in the country...

Who would offer him that? Harvard? Was he going to study physical chemistry at MIT?

[OAITW r.2.0]

45. P-Chem.....still have nightmares about that class.....pretty much finished my pre-med career.

[3catwoman3]

54. Taking 2 semesters of organic chem in 8 weeks of summer school...

...finished mine. The only things I remembered after it was over was Kekule figuring out the 6 carbon ring structure by dreaming about a snake holding it tail in his mouth, ETOH means an alcohol, and saponification means making soap.

What a nightmare.

I had a long happy career as a pediatric nurse practitioner.

[OAITW r.2.0]

55. My PCP is an NP....she is awesome.

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She cares and knows her stuff. Came clean on a blood-in-urine thing and she immediately booked me with a urologist. Diagnosed a low grade cancer, did ourpatient surgery, and finished viral post-treatments. Could not be happier with my medical experiences with Northern Lights up in Maine.

[3catwoman3]

63. I'm glad, but not surprised, you were well cared for.

I'm always pleased to hear a happy NP customer story. Thanks for posting it.

[OAITW r.2.0]

64. Since I re-entered the Medical Care Orbit (I think when I turned 65), I've had all female PCPS, 3 of them.

The 1st was a Medical Doctor. She gave me shit about my BMI (5-9/170 lbs) and she was at least 40 lbs over her recommended BMI...and she had a really sour attitude. Suddenly, she was gone and I got another NP. 1st rate, no issues. Then I moved and I have another 1st rate NP. I will take a NP, everyday, over a DR.GP.

[Easterncedar]

77. Not arguing, just saying my Northern Lights GP...

Who was independent when I first saw her, is great. She’s not a whole lot younger than I am though, and I dread her retirement.

Glad for your good outcome. Congrats.

[lonely bird]

85. We have had generally good luck with healthcare interactions

All the MDs have been good although our last MD went off the deep end during CoVid. Have a CNP and he is good. Had DOs before and liked them.

[Poiuyt]

66. There weren't too many pre-meds in my PChem class!

Of course, the only student who really understood what the hell was going on in that class was a physics major.

[OAITW r.2.0]

67. Organic Chemistry I got....the physics/calculus aspects of chemical interactions, I did not.

But that was 50 years ago, so I probably can cope to "can't remember".

[sop]

22. Kyle's fifteen minutes of fame (and usefulness) ended a while back.

It's all downhill from here.

[brush]

50. Yep, he should contact George Zimmerman to see what life is like....

for killers/social pariahs.

[3Hotdogs]

23. I only know one person who failed the A.F.Q.T. -- during Viet Nam.

Do any of you remember a "silent" cartoon (They used to show them on Channel 13, N.J.) that had the character ice fishing? He stand on the ice and begins sawing a hole in the ice, around himself?

Matt actually did that.

[Captain Zero]

28. My guess. His IQ is only above 90 on a

couple days of the month.

Really. The guy probably has a functional IQ around 84-86. He SOUNDS ok when he speaks, but he really can't read with any comprehension, nor write.

[mgardener]

24. Why a full scholarship to any university?

He couldn't even get into the Marines, but he would get a free ride to a university?

[spooky3]

29. Yes, I don't believe the scholarship claim. Nt

[RockRaven]

34. From a RW entity/PAC/thinktank who wants the publicity of doing so, perhaps?

[Demovictory9]

25. He's not destined to contribute positively?

[jmowreader]

26. I'd think the Army Body Composition Program would keep him out if stupidity didn't do it for us

In addition to Kyle Rittenhouse being a moron with no common sense and no self-control, he's also shaped like a walrus. I don't think Army Regulation 600-9 even goes that high.

[Silent Type]

27. Does Wisconsin still allow any pissant to walk down the street during a PROTEST with a rifle dangling at ready?

[Leith]

31. There's only one career left for him

A cop.

[Vogon_Glory]

76. Security guard

If he becomes a broom-jockey, he’d have to work with colored people if he wants to stay employed.

[dembotoz]

84. no he has enough name rec and support gop could run him somewhere

some state assembly or senate.....

[Blue Owl]

33. LOL Show Pony

[getagrip_already]

35. The military actually has standatds now....

They probably wouldn't have taken him even if he passed that exam.

About 5 or 6 years ago, my son applied to the air force. He aced the exams, was in great shape, no record, just didn't want to go to college and wanted to do something interesting (yeah, ok, whatever). He was engaging, interesting to talk to, no reason to dislike him.

He was turned down eventually because as an infant he had asthma. He had a script for an inhaler that he never used growing up. An exhaustive test he paid for himself showed no signs of asthma, but they wouldn't enlist him.

He was devastated at the time, but eventually moved on from it.

It just goes to show you there are a lot of reasons they will turn you down. Being a dumb as a rock, racist, redneck bigot is just an obvious one.

[keithbvadu2]

40. Inside the Pentagon's shameful effort to draft mentally disabled men to fight in Vietnam

https://democraticunderground.com/117910474

Several articles/videos

[maxrandb]

48. Sounds exactly like someone we know

"uneducated, arrogant, and antagonistic individual, incapable of telling the truth.”

[Barry Markson]

49. Damned loser should have just let Gaige Grosskreutz shoot him!

Fucking creepy MAGAT had it coming, he had already murdered 2 peaceful protestors.

KENOSHA, Wis. (AP) — A protester and volunteer medic wounded on the streets of Kenosha by Kyle Rittenhouse testified Monday that he was pointing his own gun at the rifle-toting Rittenhouse — unintentionally, he said — when the young man shot him.

Gaige Grosskreutz, the third and final man gunned down by Rittenhouse during a night of turbulent racial-justice protests in the summer of 2020, took the stand at Rittenhouse’s murder trial and recounted how he drew his own pistol after the bloodshed started.

“I thought the defendant was an active shooter,” the 27-year-old Grosskreutz said. Asked what was going through his mind as he got closer to the 17-year-old Rittenhouse, he said, “That I was going to die".

https://apnews.com/article/kyle-rittenhouse-wisconsin-shootings-george-floyd-homicide-cbd8653c42406417c2d3d8559632e3bb

[OAITW r.2.0]

51. What a loser. Classical anti-socialist mentality.

He'd be a danger to his own platoon. Besides, this loser would evacuate his bladder and bowels if he faced an enemy that could fire back at him.

He lives in a video game mindset and was able to experience the thrill kill irl and then got acquitted for fulfilling his fantasy.

[Ping Tung]

52. Well, at least it wasn't mythical bone spurs that made him stupid like that other reject.

[calguy]

53. Kinda funny how the right wing talking heads were grooming this slug to run for Congress

[Blue Owl]

56. Even MyPillow Mike "Lunatic" Lindell took him under his broken wing

Worked out real well… real, real well….

[Quixote1818]

58. He has a punchable face. Nt

[republianmushroom]

59. Rittenhouse fits right in as a republican.

[DemocraticPatriot]

60. I took the ASVAB just for the hell of it, since I was doing the ACT and the SAT already...

I scored pretty high, I guess, mechanical was my lowest. After that, the recruiters wouldn't leave me alone for about 2 years.... kept calling me. lol

[Kid Berwyn]

62. Whoever bought him a gun should be ashamed.

And held to account, were it not for the MAGA judge.

[King_Klonopin]

69. He's a murderer. n/t

[sakabatou]

73. *sad trombone noise*

[Ray Bruns]

74. before adding "how Rittenhouse also had applied to join the Marines but couldn't even pass the basic aptitude test"

Not to knock the marines but WTF?

[Martin68]

79. A prime example of how intellectually, morally, and politically bankrupt the GOP is.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

82. Kyle Rittenhouse's image crafter speaks out in regret of the divisive monster he helped create.

Link to tweet

[Aristus]

83. The scariest thing of all is, I knew a bunch of blockheaded chuzzlewits when I was in the Army.

Just about the stupidest living things I have ever encountered.

And these were guys who passed the ASVAB!

[Bluethroughu]

86. He's a scumbag. tRump has an opening for a valet

That will commit espionage on call.

[twodogsbarking]

89. His name will live in infamy.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

90. Karma is a beast

thought you killed those people and your life would be on easy street.


No Kyle you never went to ASU cause you took an online class one time !

[LetMyPeopleVote]

91. Murderer Kyle Rittenhouse will be haunted by his crimes, failure and ignorance for the rest of his life.

Link to tweet

[Torchlight]

92. Its time for him to choose: He can either grow up, or just grow old.

I've seen worse people than hiom make their way back into the light, and I've seen his betters fail at it as well. It's all his choce now. But I have a bad feeling he'll be found frozen one bitterly cold evening in an alleyway gripping a paperbag with an MD 20/20 bottle inside.

I get serious Harold Lauder (a character from Steve King's The Stand) from him.