Going blind to own the libs: Morons think they don't need glasses to see the eclipse

[Nevilledog]

My response:

[Johnny2X2X]

1. Trump stared into one

So I approve of this.

[wnylib]

11. Maybe that's why he can't read teleprompters?

[MyOwnPeace]

28. Oh, silly!

It ain't the teleprompters - HE CAN'T READ!

[CrispyQ]

15. I have to believe he did some permanent damage doing that.

Even if he didn't look directly at the sun he looked in the general direction for a few seconds, IIRC. Maybe even more than a few seconds.

[MyOwnPeace]

29. Trust me............

the "damage" was done LONG before THAT day!

[3auld6phart]

37. Retiinal

Damage. . It do take long.

[Drum]

2. Please proceed!

[Omnipresent]

51. It's their free will to stare at the eclipse...

It will also give a much needed boost for the seeing eye dog and cane industry.

[Chakaconcarne]

3. Time for an Idiocracy sequel to be made

[malaise]

4. Hope,they follow their leader and all look up

That is all

[EYESORE 9001]

5. Who is that person?

The name sounds Lithuanian.

[Nevilledog]

6. Just someone who's going to need a seeing eye dog come Tuesday....lol

[EYESORE 9001]

12. No doubt

I was just curious about how you found this person (assuming it isn’t a bot or something else just as nefarious). It’s gotten to the point that it’s sometimes hard for me to tell the difference. Wouldn’t surprise me to find Russian troll farms pumping out similar codswollop right about now. Cheap opportunity to blind foolish westerners who would become burdensome to their society.

[Celerity]

45. Greek surname. She is from South Carolina

‘Tax Dollars Hard At Work’: SLED Arrests 2 SC Hemp Farmers On Felony Marijuana Charges

“People are out here dying from fentanyl, heroin and meth, but law enforcement wants to focus on the legal grow and sell of hemp?”

https://www.fitsnews.com/2021/04/26/tax-dollars-hard-at-work-sled-arrests-2-sc-hemp-farmers-on-felony-marijuana-charges/



The South Carolina Law Enforcement Division (SLED) is getting blasted on social media after its agents arrested two Pickens County hemp farmers on felony marijuana charges following an undercover operation.

On Wednesday, Killer Watts Farm volunteers Neysa Stathakis and Shawn Crawford were served with a total of five felony warrants for the distribution of marijuana, Stathakis said on a Facebook post.

“On three separate occasions, an undercover SLED agent contacted us to purchase hemp, which Shawn and I delivered hemp to him,” Stathakis said in the Facebook post.

The post has been shared more than 100 times — mostly by people questioning why SLED is spending its time investigating volunteer hemp farmers. Stathakis, a former law enforcement officer in narcotics, said she shared the news of her arrest on Facebook for the sake of transparency and doing the right thing. In the post, she said they were both innocent.

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[Raven123]

7. I just don't want to pay for the effects of their stupidity

[MadameButterfly]

16. i'm only for it if it makes them unable to vote

because I'm pretty sure they won't learn their lesson and they'll find a way to blame Dems

[sarisataka]

8. .

[pwb]

9. Unless the clouds get in the way?

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[Mz Pip]

10. Please proceed!

I’m sure we’ll all feel very owned.

[wnylib]

13. Fewer MAGAs who can see a ballot to fill it out.

[Nittersing]

18. And no one is allowed to help them vote!!

[PCIntern]

14. I would suggest that they practice by staring directly into the sun

For ten minutes every hour until they’re accustomed to the brightness.

[speak easy]

32. Practice makes Perfect.

And don't forget the guys taking the opportunity to tan their balls.

[rubbersole]

17. Please, please magats...

...stop owning my woke libural sorry ass. You have to be sooo tired of winning. Just do as your dear leader does....he's right about everything.

[LakeArenal]

19. That has to be from a Russianbot.

[dwking66]

20. Encourage them to "see the truth" by staring as long as they can...

A special message from their messiah, Donald Trump, is hidden in the eclipse.
It says, "Send me more money, suckers!"

[roamer65]

21. During totality, it is true you don't need solar glasses.

Otherwise, if you don’t wear them you are a moron.

[spanone]

22. Bwahahahaaa Those glasses are waaaaay too woke.

Good god almighty

[mwb970]

23. They'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror.

[OnlinePoker]

24. Let's not forget this moron leading them in this folly back in 2017

[twodogsbarking]

25. Lose your sight, make a new friend.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. Who is surprised by this?

These assholes are all idiots

[speak easy]

36. Who is surprised by this?

Well actually I am. What's next? Water is woke?

[Cheezoholic]

27. MAGATs are already blind so nothing will happen

[SergeStorms]

30. DAMN IT!

They've seen right through Bill Gates's and George Soros's plot to implant liberal voting instructions directly into their brains (such as they are) using the super secret "special" glasses.

Ooops.....have I said too much?

[Think. Again.]

31. I only worry that they'll tell children it's okay to do that...

...otherwise, go for it, dumbass.

[ShazzieB]

33. Oh, for the love of little green apples!

"I'm not sure why we're trusting our govt that the plastic/cardboard things are necessary. ."

I trust SCIENCE, hun, and SCIENCE says we need those eclipse glasses. That's why my husband and I will be wearing ours on Monday!

Have fun burning out your retinas, dear. We will not be joining you.

[ninjanurse]

35. Nefarious

I hope no one takes this seriously. We don’t need people crowding the ER’s or losing some of their vision.

[AllaN01Bear]

38. any chance that nasa may have a live feed that wont be on youtube?

[Crunchy Frog]

39. big difference between looking at it during totality, and looking when the sun is only partly covered.

The 1st is fine. The 2nd will fry your retina without proper filtering.

[ThoughtCriminal]

43. A lot of people missed seeing the corona in 2017

Because they did not know it was safe to take off the glasses during totality.

One does have to be careful near the end when the Sun is emerging.

[Silent3]

47. I think a lot of people are so afraid of someone not understanding the difference...

…between totally and the before/after partial eclipse that they want to shorten their advice to the simplest thing possible, and don’t care if they err on the side of people missing the best part of the eclipse.

Then others, having heard only the simplified version, perhaps even from an apparent expert, will then think anyone saying you can look directly at the total eclipse is a dangerous nut who is going to get people blinded.

[SergeStorms]

48. When the "diamond ring" appears...

it's time for the glasses again.
My suggestion would be to find out exactly how much time of totality is in your area and to err on the side of caution before and after totality.
For those outside of the path of totality, your glasses should be on the full time.
We're extremely fortunate because the exact center of the path of totality passes directly over my oldest daughter's house. We're having an all day party so as to avoid the traffic and expected idiocy.

[Crunchy Frog]

49. I actually managed to snap a picture with my phone that captured the "diamond ring" effect.

Watched it just outside of Cheyenne Wyoming. Amazing.

[Crunchy Frog]

50. Double post. Deleted.

[B.See]

40. The MAGAS are absolutely correct...

Like Covid and measles vaccines, using approved glasses to view the eclipse is just another woke-ass liberal conspiracy to safeguard people's health.

Take another swig of horse-p*** MAGAs, and look to your hearts' content.

[oasis]

41. Eclipse glasses equal vaccination

Doncha know?

[Ping Tung]

42. Sales of canes and guide dogs are expected rise post-eclipse.

Common sense meds will be on sale as soon as someone events them.

[Sympthsical]

44. She seems more like a hippie

Ancient cultures, spirituality, helps run a weed farm.

Doesn't scream MAGA to me.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

46. Texans, don't be like this guy. Wear eclipse glasses or make a pinhole projector to safely view Monday's eclipse!

Link to tweet

[JackSabbath]

52. Partially correct

The totality ( full occlusion) is safe to view without protection. Until total eclipse there's really nothing interesting to see anyway. There's nothing about a rock floating in front of the sun that magically amplifies the radiation. Just before and after total eclipse it's no different than accidentally glancing at the sun while driving or hanging out at the beach. Please don't miss one of the most mind-blowing things a human can witness because of overcautious misinformation.

[edhopper]

53. I think the whole eclipse is interesting

From when the moon starts to cover the sun.

[Deep State Witch]

54. Alpha Males

Don't need those dorky eclipse glasses! They can just stare right at the sun!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

55. Come to the Donald J. Trump State Park in Yorktown, NY this Mon, April 8

Link to tweet

[LetMyPeopleVote]

56. For TFG supporters

Link to tweet

[meadowlander]

57. Give new meaning to "None so blind as those that will not see."

[LetMyPeopleVote]

58. President Biden-But don't be silly, folks - play it safe and wear protective eyewear.

Link to tweet

[ProudMNDemocrat]

59. If they be Trump voters...

What's the harm in them going blind?

[Takket]

60. oh yeah. all those medical records that exist from "ancient cultures" clearly show no one ever went blind