Greene: Earthquakes and eclipses a sign from God to 'repent'

[brooklynite]

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) said recent earthquakes and a coming eclipse are “strong signs” from God that America needs to “repent,” shortly after tremors shook the New York City region Friday.

“God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent. Earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come. I pray that our country listens,” Greene said Friday in a post on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4576923-greene-earthquakes-eclipses-sign-god/

[Turbineguy]

1. MTG struck by lightning would be a better sign.

[Stuckinthebush]

2. Knuckle dragging moron

Her level of idiocy is likely unmatched in the history of congress. What a f-ing fool.

[MyOwnPeace]

4. And the 'p*sser' is.....

she gets 'press' - they RUN to her to hear her spew more of her moronic BULLSHIT!!!!

[Stuckinthebush]

5. So true

They need to stop giving her a microphone. Of course, people love to gawk at train wrecks.

[edhopper]

3. How does she feel about

a deadly plague when her guy was President?

[Frances]

6. Gotcha

[Mister Ed]

7. She's right.

It's a sign that the voters in her congressional district must repent of their wicked folly, and send a decent person to Congress in place of this demon spawn.

[oasis]

8. A mix of moonshine &glue sniffing

have had an effect on MTG's imagination.

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Greene: "Repent, but have tons of extramarial adulterous sex before hand to kill two birds with one repent stone."

[Maeve]

10. Sign to HER, maybe...

[Emile]

11. She and her God need to quit punishing Taiwan

first.

[PufPuf23]

12. Probably Greene just had indigestion. nt

[republianmushroom]

13. To repent and jail the fake god. To that I'll agree.

[MOMFUDSKI]

14. You

first.

[Johonny]

15. Did she repent?

Ever notice the people that notice the signs of an angry God never think God is angry about them?

[markpkessinger]

16. LOL! Brought to mind a particular Handel aria, from the oratorio "Samson" . . .

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Total eclipse! No sun, no moon!
All dark amidst the blaze of noon!
Oh, glorious light! No cheering ray
To glad my eyes with welcome day!
Why thus deprived Thy prime decree?
Sun, moon, and stars are dark to me!

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. She's correct.

She needs to repent, so do her fellow MAGAts.

[Beachnutt]

18. Obviously she missed the newsweek article

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-bedminster-earthquake-new-jersey-1887438

[thucythucy]

19. Why doesn't God just say so, instead of sending these cryptic messages?

You're saying what? That the all powerful creator and ruler of the universe hasn't yet mastered language?

Even the witch in the Wizard of Oz was able to write out "Surrender Dorothy."

What? This God of hers can't even do a little skywriting?

[Oneironaut]

20. She's extremely unintelligent.

Everything out of her mouth is very stupid, and, you can tell it isn’t an act.

[struggle4progress]

21. She should quit Congress and travel the world explaining earthquakes and eclipses