Wasn't the earthquakes epicenter at

[Beachnutt]

Bedminster golf club ?
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-bedminster-earthquake-new-jersey-1887438

Must be a sign...

[elleng]

1. Lebanon, NJ

[bucolic_frolic]

2. Not quite a direct hit, but it's a sign the cavalry is on the way.

Reinforcements!!!

[ret5hd]

3. "9 miles to the left"

(gods spotter talking him in)

[usonian]

4. Nuclear Ketchup?

It exists in non-classified form (look up Spicy Mike's nuclear ketchup)

or maybe this one:

Mike P's BBQ Sauce. (Revenge of the Pence?)



Hot as Hell, from the guy he used to "hang" with.

Neither of these is a commercial endorsement.

[regnaD kciN]

5. Maybe selling $60 Bibles wasn't such a great idea...

Sincerely,
God

[enid602]

6. Ivana

Ivana’s rolling over in her grave.