I can't decide whether to blame the east coast earthquake on DEI or Hunter's laptop.

[Bucky]

But I think we can all agree it was instigated by FBI "ghost buses"

[marble falls]

1. Hillary did it.

[BluesRunTheGame]

19. She does live on the east coast.

What more proof do you need!

[elleng]

2. Yes!

[ripcord]

3. Califorians are getting a kick out off all this fuss over a minor earthquake

I have heard comments on a few newscasts.

[Tree-Hugger]

9. What they don't realize...

...is that a 4.8 Earthquake on the East Coast is not the same as a 4.8 Earthquake on the West Coast. The tectonics are very different and what may be minor out west has more of an impact in the East.

[ripcord]

10. It is just kidding

Like when California goes into a storm watch and the eastern US collectively laughs and says it is just rain.

[ThoughtCriminal]

4. How can it be anything but Letitia James?

Proximity is the only proof needed. Even NewsMax is afraid to tell the truth.

[Permanut]

5. The details are in her emails.

[ret5hd]

6. Desegregation. Maybe even the war of northern aggression.

on edit:
in fact, you could probably tell how far away god is by using relativity/speed of light.

[Think. Again.]

7. Whatever caused it....

...it turned me gay and I'm NOT going back.

[Basic LA]

8. I'm waiting for someone to blame Hamas.

Oh no you didn't.

[Wonder Why]

11. I vote for vaccines. We never had eathquakes anywhere in this country before the Covid vaccine

[FoxNewsSucks]

12. Did Jill Biden wear a sleeveless dress?

[Bucky]

17. To celebrate the anniversary of Obama's pro-terror tan suit

What he wore during his socialized healthcare death panels

[UTUSN]

13. Hah! - anybody asked Marg TAYLOR ex-Greene?

[nilram]

14. Drag queens dance party

All that Snappin and Slappin!

[Bucky]

18. Oh no! Childhood literacy is a woke plot! 😱

[H2O Man]

15. Recommended.

[Kennah]

16. I'm thinking