Melania couldn't make it. ❓

[underpants]

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

[C_U_L8R]

1. Be best look in the pool boy's bungalow

[NewHendoLib]

2. More kidney work? Designing a new jacket slogan?

[Dulcinea]

3. Did he check with her boyfriend? nt

[a kennedy]

4. Oh please, let me just hurl right now......"because she did so much for children when she was

First Lady”.

[GoCubsGo]

7. Yeah, no shit.

What did she do PERIOD? I mean besides destroy the Rose Garden and bitch about having to deal with all those "fucking Chismoose" decorations? They can't name one thing she did at all, let alone for children.

[a kennedy]

9. Damn, I forgot about she destroyed the rose garden.....

🤬 🤬 🤬

[marybourg]

5. . . .

🔥 👹👺

[Irish_Dem]

6. She didn't want to be there obviously.

[underpants]

8. Larry David "Who do you think you're talking to?"

https://youtube.com/shorts/3RXjpVHzIfY?si=AGPflPwjvPdwdEhE

[magicarpet]

10. Melania is secretly back on the porn/modeling circuit,..

... desperately trying to augment the djt family income to help hubby pay his court judgements and attorney's fees.

Some people are saying President Pantload asked Melania to resume her escort services and turning a few tricks to help finance his return trip to the White House so he can keep his ass out of prison.

[Irish_Dem]

18. Melania would look for another rich husband before she

actually did a real job.

[Shermann]

27. She won't need another with that hush money conviction in hand. nt

[Irish_Dem]

29. She has renegotiated her pre nup at least once.

Probably more.

She got more money but may have had to give up some future access to cash.

[Shermann]

32. That's just an IOU though, right? She can get a check in hand if she plays her cards right. nt

[GoCubsGo]

11. I'm shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you!

She didn't show up? Who didn't see that coming? I mean, besides anyone who has been paying attention for the last 20 years.

[mitch96]

15. I guess she sees the hand writing on the wall and has bailed out.. Slovakia maybe? nt

[GoCubsGo]

17. I suspect she bailed out on him on Jan. 20, 2021.

If not before that. She has rarely been seen at all, let alone with Donald, since they left the White House. She's probably off with Hank, or whatever the hell his name is. Not that I blame her.

[AllaN01Bear]

12. snork.

[usonian]

13. Melania couldn't make it

cause she really couldn't fake it
and the "angel cake" is melting
in the rain

[underpants]

14. Good one

[usonian]

19. Thanks, it's early here.

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The problem with being a "trophy" is that you get shoved into a glass case eventually.

Stone walls do not a prison make
Nor iron bars a cage
He wants to be the martyr, but martyrdom by almost all definitions involves dying.
He always got someone else to take the fall, and did so on Jan 6, and at other times.

I have been arguing here that courts should sentence him to wear a shock collar.

RUN BY KIDS WITH GAME CONTROLLERS!!



LOOKIT THE MAN JUMP!!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

28. There should be a 1-800 number and app for controlling traitortrump's shock collar.

[no_hypocrisy]

16. The color(s) of his face and fist don't match.

[Ping Tung]

20. One of Donnie's greatest fears is that Melania may have a "tell all" book published.

Particularly, if the revelations about her man are proven to be true.

[keithbvadu2]

21. Will it have a staple in the belly button?

[Blue Owl]

22. Everybody knows, Donny... *everybody* knows....

[Luz]

23. Didn't she wear "I really don't care" to a childrens shelter?

[SomedayKindaLove]

31. No idea if true, sketchy article,

But recently read the “I don’t really care, do you?” jacket-message was meant for Ivanka.

She did wear the French Nazi’s costume from “Raiders of the Lost Ark” while visiting Africa. Now only if we could get Trump to dress like Darth Vader.

[riversedge]

24. "I'm guessing Canada"........

Oh my!! I do recall this picture!

Link to tweet

[struggle4progress]

25. "Thousands and thousands of children ripped from their families! Who should we blame?"

[democrank]

26. Melania Trump is dead last on the "Be Best" First Lady graph

Dead effing last

[madashelltoo]

30. In a room full of bulls..t

I’m surprised they can move at all.