Are we still here?

[Aristus]

Did the shit-spewers get raptured?

Man, the rest of our lives without those shitnozzles...

[Hugin]

1. I tethered myself to a heavy credenza.

The floating seems to be subsiding now.

[Aristus]

3. Smart move.

Not even divine power can shift a heavy piece of furniture.

[Hugin]

10. I still have some important fishing to do.

Also, eight lanes of nobody.

It's a choice, man.

[AllaN01Bear]

2. nope. not the end . darn. and i was expecting tfsg to go poof from the cosmic rays .

[Aristus]

5. Shit.

One would think all those cosmetic products would make him flammable...

[jmbar2]

4. Almost...

Got sucked up, then spit back out. No heben for me today.

[Aristus]

6. You're not properly seasoned.

Yet...

[csziggy]

13. Gotta be dry aged! nt

[jmbar2]

25. I'm well-aged

And they still didn't want me!

[magicarpet]

7. mtg just floated by my livingroom window,...

.... headed for St. Peter's Gate.

Is that news helpful ?

[Aristus]

15. She'll be back once St. Peter has spent a moment in her presence.

MTG is our divine punishment for her sins...

[magicarpet]

19. Oh shoot,...

[ok_cpu]

21. On a bicycle, by chance?

[magicarpet]

23. How did you know ?

And she was naked,.. such a sight to behold. She had a big gold cross of Jesus around her neck. There was also a gold ankle bracelet that was engraved "The Donald" with hearts 💕 around the parameter.

[angrychair]

8. As an atheist

I would have been so happy to be wrong.
Would be nice to just "poof" all the assholes disappear at once. That would be super convenient. Alas it not to be so apparently.

[Hela]

9. Hey, don't threaten me with a good time. n/t

[Aristus]

17. I think we all deserve a good time once the Trump Era ends, don't you?

Why not start now?

[Midnight Writer]

11. Other than a few Triffids wondering around, everything seems to be normal.

[bluesbassman]

12. Yeah, all the MAGA cult members will blame not getting raptured on Biden.

I love it when a plan comes together!

[0rganism]

14. Anyone turn into a vaccine zombie?

If I did, gotta say I'm disappointed with the results.

[onecaliberal]

16. If only.

[Ocelot II]

18. Did your covid vaccine turn poisonous?

Of course, if it did you probably wouldn't be here to answer, but mine hasn't killed me yet. Maybe that's because I was stuck under clouds and couldn't see the eclipse at all?

[tanyev]

20. My vaccine chips didn't even get activated.

What kind of cut-rate eclipse was that, anyway?




ETA: Oh lordy, my local news reader just started going on and on about what an emotional experience it was.

[Think. Again.]

26. Just wait til they...

...have their first orgasm.

[Elessar Zappa]

22. Yes, but I'm now an undead zombie.

Damn that vaccine!

[Ohio Joe]

24. You tease...