Trump wildly claims Biden 'soiled' himself on White House Resolute desk in latest baseless rant

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Donald Trump has claimed that President Joe Biden “soiled” himself in the Oval Office in yet another baseless, wild rant about his political nemesis.

The former president made the remarks during a speech at a fundraiser hosted by billionaire financier John Paulson in Palm Beach, Florida, on Saturday night – an event that the Trump campaign claims raked in a record-busting $50.5m haul.

In his 45-minute presentation, Mr Trump lambasted Mr Biden’s border policy and mocked him for making what he claims to be poor decisions behind the Resolute Desk, the iconic Oval Office desk which was gifted to the US by Queen Victoria in 1880.

“The Resolute Desk is beautiful,” Mr Trump allegedly said, an attendee told The New York Times.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-wildly-claims-biden-soiled-100657363.html

You really want to go there Donny?

[RockRaven]

1. Telling on himself with projection... AGAIN.

[PCIntern]

4. So fucking transparent.

That comedian told all about Creamsicle soiling himself. Who TF Even talks about this stuff unless you’re guilty? Insane.

[Traildogbob]

5. He projects shit into his diaper Dailey

And I am certain Melania does not clean him up.
Probably MTG’s requirement.

[catrose]

15. My 1st thought

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. Serious Projection here.

Obviously, Trump shart himself in the Oval Office. I hear speed can facilitate the chance for this outcome.

[Wounded Bear]

3. Every accusation is a confession...

Just sayin'

[Joinfortmill]

6. He's a projection machine. WTHH?

[CrispyQ]

7. Worried about sitting in court for 8 hours, Donald??

I think physically he's going to have a difficult time. Not just being quiet, either.

[JoseBalow]

8. What's funny is that he's too dumb to realize he's telling on himself

What a colossal dipshit!

[marble falls]

9. Yeah, right, Spanky.

[DemocraticPatriot]

10. PROJECTION...... (so to speak)

That's a "double entandre" in this case



With one more big lie, he has confirmed what so many have been saying about him....

#DirtyDiaperDon

[Cha]

11. So TSF just Shit his Diapers.. change

them. handlers!!

[Cha]

12. So TSF just Shit his Diapers.. change

them. handlers!!

[0rganism]

13. What an oddly specific accusation, Mr. Goya McCoy

[Blue Owl]

14. Ahoy Captain Pantload -- how are things on the poop deck?

[PurgedVoter]

16. Diapers leak

Especially when you don't change them as soon as you detect that one is loaded. I have little respect for the parent that says they have never changed a diaper. Either they were never alone with their child or they have no compassion.
I don't think Dripping Don he ever changed a child's diaper. I wonder if he needs help with his own? I don't know who would volunteer to help Diaper Don with his issues and I kind of suspect he is the sort to get into a swimming pool without showering first. Not that I think he ever swims.

So the question of Dripping Don's diaper is not something I would bring up on my own, but since he brought it up, and we all know his tells, the odds are quite good that he didn't bother to change himself as often or quickly as he should have. I don't want to imagine how many wet naps are needed to take care of his issues and I don't think he inspects himself carefully or sings the entire ABC song when soaping his hands before rinsing. The act of shaking his hand is scary. If it doesn't turn you into s**t it is quite likely to get s**t on your hand.

If you ever meet him and you are feeling bold, the line, "Your dripping," followed by "Made you look," seems like an obvious one that should be followed by "Ewww, you really are dripping! Gross!"

Somewhere there are some White House janitorial staff who take their oath of office a lot more seriously than Dripping Diaper Don ever did.

[lame54]

17. He shit his pants - he's confessing

[betsuni]

18. Proof right there that Trump's Mr. poopy pants.

[Hekate]

19. Stand back: the Slobfather is projecting again