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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBenign almost-funny political joke for the day:
Last edited Thu Apr 11, 2024, 10:26 AM - Edit history (2)
Not great but best I could do:
As I was driving to work one day, I noticed a sign on the side of the road. It said Republican puppies for sale. At the time I thought nothing of it.
But, a couple weeks later, I was driving by and it said Democratic puppies for sale so I stopped and spoke to the boy that had the puppies.
I asked him why the sign said Republican puppies two weeks ago, but Democratic puppies now.
His answer was priceless: Well, sir, they have their eyes open now.
Bumbles
(488 posts)MiHale
(13,163 posts)Fla Dem
(27,764 posts)Hiawatha Pete
(2,086 posts)poozwah
(421 posts)thanks for the laugh!
bucolic_frolic
(55,808 posts)ChazInAz
(3,032 posts)I liked it.
Dave Bowman
(7,452 posts)58Sunliner
(6,411 posts)Wounded Bear
(64,628 posts)twodogsbarking
(19,326 posts)justaprogressive
(7,158 posts)really.
liberalla
(11,217 posts)patphil
(9,225 posts)3catwoman3
(29,791 posts)Its not almost-funny, its damn funny.
It would work for kittens, too.
geardaddy
(25,392 posts)calimary
(90,775 posts)uponit7771
(93,532 posts)
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