Welcome to DU!
The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards.
Join the community:
Create a free account
Support DU (and get rid of ads!):
Become a Star Member
Latest Breaking News
Editorials & Other Articles
General Discussion
The DU Lounge
All Forums
Issue Forums
Culture Forums
Alliance Forums
Region Forums
Support Forums
Help & Search
General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBenign almost-funny political joke for the day:
Last edited Thu Apr 11, 2024, 10:26 AM - Edit history (2)
Not great but best I could do:
As I was driving to work one day, I noticed a sign on the side of the road. It said Republican puppies for sale. At the time I thought nothing of it.
But, a couple weeks later, I was driving by and it said Democratic puppies for sale so I stopped and spoke to the boy that had the puppies.
I asked him why the sign said Republican puppies two weeks ago, but Democratic puppies now.
His answer was priceless: Well, sir, they have their eyes open now.
18 replies
= new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight:
NoneDon't highlight anything
5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
Benign almost-funny political joke for the day: (Original Post)
PCIntern
Apr 2024
OP
Bumbles
(446 posts)1. Good kid! His parents raised him well.
MiHale
(13,083 posts)2. That's a great joke!...😂
Fla Dem
(27,676 posts)3. Actually it was pretty damn good!!
Hiawatha Pete
(2,082 posts)4. K&R
poozwah
(416 posts)5. good one!
thanks for the laugh!
bucolic_frolic
(55,401 posts)6. Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Always love home grown schtick. /nt
ChazInAz
(3,019 posts)7. Sneaksome!
I liked it.
Dave Bowman
(7,299 posts)8. That's hilarious. :D
58Sunliner
(6,347 posts)9. Thanks. I like that.
Wounded Bear
(64,425 posts)10. Actually, that's pretty good!
twodogsbarking
(18,967 posts)11. Puppies. Some words just make me smile.
justaprogressive
(6,982 posts)12. That's a joke son!
really.
liberalla
(11,148 posts)13. Love it! I think it's great.
patphil
(9,132 posts)14. Woke puppies!
3catwoman3
(29,565 posts)15. I totally LOVE this!
Its not almost-funny, its damn funny.
It would work for kittens, too.
geardaddy
(25,392 posts)16. Love it!
calimary
(90,306 posts)17. I like that! I like that A LOT!!!
uponit7771
(93,532 posts)18. K&R