i will write a check

[mopinko]

Link to tweet

[getagrip_already]

1. By the powers vested in me by the church of the Great Spaghetti Monster...

(Red Sauce Sect), I hereby Diasavow TSF as the Anti-Christ and a beast of the Devil!

There, now please send the check directly to the Biden campaign.

Thank you for your support.

[lastlib]

2. Are you really a Pasta-r?

Wow, you have been truly touched by the Noodly Appendage. May your meatballs be blessed!

[dalton99a]

3. Matthew 22:37 in the Trump Bible says

You shall love Donald Trump your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the great and first commandment. Frankly, it is the only and best commandment.

[getagrip_already]

4. Fify

You shall love Donald Trump your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all you money. This is the great and first commandment. Frankly, it is the only and best commandment.

[dalton99a]

5. +1. Evangelical scholars approve

[usonian]

6. Pastors don't take checks.

In God We Trust.
All Others Pay Cash.

Then again ... Some do.

The joke goes:

A banker saw all the money in the collection basket and after mass, went up to the priest and said: "Father, that's a lot of cash to be lying around. Someone might try to steal it. So, let me take the cash to the bank and write you a check that you can deposit safely."

He did this every week for a year.

AND CLAIMED THE CHECKS AS CHARITABLE CONTRIBUTIONS.

Now, all that said, I think your money is safe, because said pastors are like mafia: "Nobody leaves alive"

[Ms. Toad]

7. Start writing . . .

Jim Wallis: https://www.newsweek.com/pastors-warned-donald-trumps-takeover-church-1885947

Caleb Campbell: https://www.salon.com/2022/11/26/evangelical-pastor-back-against-christian-nationalism_partner/

Everett Piper: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/12/evangelicals-donald-trump-2024

[mopinko]

8. i mean 1 who was on the train in the 1st place.