841 AM and the fucker is still in Trump Tower.

[LuckyCharms]

He's probably crying on the toilet.

Maybe he'll start off on the wrong foot and be late.

[drray23]

1. he will have a convoy with a police and secret service escort

so he wont get stuck in traffic unlike the rest of us.

[mucifer]

2. I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't show up. he wants to get arrested and be a martyr.

[marble falls]

5. He wants to be arrested only if they don't lock him up. I don't think he's got what it takes to spend a day ...

... or two in the clink.

[mucifer]

7. the prison guards would probably decorate his cell in a familiar gold lame and kiss his ass.

[marble falls]

19. While the inmates suckered him out of his commissary.

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. Just left. Not much action wrt protests for/against Trump. nt

[marble falls]

4. His lawyers are banging on the bathroom door, trying to get him out. the real embarassment starts tomorrow ...

... jury selection is today.

[localroger]

15. Jury selection is estimated to take the entire week

...could go even longer.

[marble falls]

18. Or even less. So you're a half empty cup kind of guy.

[Jerry2144]

6. Maybe he will pull an Elvis

On the toilet. 🚽

[superpatriotman]

8. How many millions have the taxpayers spent?

Shepherding this crook and his endless entourage to his multitude of trials, hearings, depositions and bookings?

[LuckyCharms]

9. Yup. He's late.

Couldn't have left a little early, you disrespectful bastard?

[LuckyCharms]

10. Mr. Important still hasn't sat his pasty ass down in the courtroom at 915 am.

Making the judge and potential jurors wait.

[malaise]

11. Do you have a live link?

[LuckyCharms]

12. Here you go:

[malaise]

13. Thanks

[LuckyCharms]

14. My pleasure, Dear malaise

[malaise]

16. Whatever the verdict

We’ll still support him
Pathetic fool

[marble falls]

21. I think he will become irrelevant PDQ. He won't even have Melania to piece jig saw puzzles in the huge fireplace ...

... at Xanadu, er ... Merde d'Lago.

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[malaise]

23. LOL

Perfect

[LeftInTX]

22. Trump 2028? They want him to be our forever president?

[alterfurz]

17. Judge needs to make it abundantly clear to the Tardy Turd...

...that the next time he's late, he'll be taken into custody, so he can be escorted to and seated in the courtroom at the proper time.

[Takket]

20. He won't be late. He has an entire police force to shut down roads for him and escort him everywhere he goes

Which BTW, as a taxpayer, YOU are paying for.

Makes me sick.