A "Wartime Speaker"?

[maxrandb]

WT-everloving-F?

Sure Mike. You're a "wartime speaker", if you define "war" as "battling asshats, clowns, fucksticks and nimrods" in your own FUCKING party!

I guess since your fucked up party is "at war" with 250 years of American Democracy, it must feel like a "war"...and hopefully a war you will FUCKING lose.

My God! When we had millions of America's treasure storming the beaches of France, 10's of thousands of which that would NEVER come home, factories converted to war production, the entire FUCKING country putting their dreams on hold, and rationing everything from eggs to candy...THAT WAS A FUCKING WAR!!!

What FUCKING "war" are you talking about?

Did some woman evade your fucking checkpoints to obtain reproductive healthcare?

Did some fucking Dumbfuckistan, 'Murika asshole encounter an immigrant washing dishes at the American Legion Fish Fry?

Somebody steal your copy of Mein Kamph, or your Kid Rock CD?

This is beyond disgusting. It's emblematic of a party that has sold it's fucking soul to an orange circus clown with a shaved Golden Retrievers ASS for a face.

Is it a "bigly, beautiful, something no one has ever seen in the history of the universe "WAR", you despicable piece of garbage?

"Dear Mike, go fuck yourself sideways with a First Edition, Hard Cover copy of Atlas Shrugged, you worthless piece of amphibian shit!" - Max

[marble falls]

1. "War Time Speaker." What a laugh. He's not even a passable peacetime speaker. What war is he in ...

... anyways, one against MT Greene and little Matty Gaetz?

[NoRethugFriends]

2. Godfather

[maxrandb]

4. "If I had a wartime consigliere I wouldn't be in this shape"

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[Irish_Dem]

3. He is a wartime speaker on the side of Russia.

Helping out Putin as much as he can.

[Walleye]

5. Let's see how does that go in the Bible? "Blessed are the peacemakers"

[Zambero]

6. Republicans at war with one another

Bipartisanship as it was once known is essentially unworkable, particularly when the party cannot get past it's own deep division between conservatives and far right extremists who refuse to budge from radical stances on virtually every legislative issue. Hence, they have become incapable of governance. With a threadbare dysfunctional majority in the House, the war that Johnson alludes to is not winnable from within his own party. They need to be sent packing by way of the ballot box. Hopefully enough of the electorate will take notice of the real-time dumpster fire and summarily dismiss the perpetrators who are fueling it.

[gab13by13]

7. Well said,

[Gore1FL]

8. I believe our last "Wartime Speaker" Samuel T. Rayburn.

We have not been in a declared war since that time.

[lastlib]

9. AWESOME rant, sir!

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Keep kickin' their asses!

[PatSeg]

10. Brilliant rant!

Except I wouldn't compare Trump's face to the shaved ass of a Golden Retriever. It certainly doesn't look THAT good.

[Tanuki]

11. Just his latest grandiose flourish.

Last time, he styled himself a God-appointed, modern day Moses.
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/12/mike-johnson-christian-nationalist-lawmakers-moses.html

[maxrandb]

13. The folks who came up with Idiocracy

couldn't have ever imagined this level of insanity.

Oh, and about that shaved Golden Retrievers ass, a story:

I had a Collie/Retriever mix. Beautiful dog with such a gentle soul. Once day, he ate a stick. It got stuck and caused an impacted anal gland. Vet had to shave his ass to lance and drain it. The smell was beyond describing. Anyway, shortly after that, my dog walked by, and his backside looked just like Donnie Dipshits face, complete with the "orange" ski-jump extension.

[world wide wally]

12. Took the words right out of my mouth

[dchill]

14. Dear Mike,

So now "Wartime Speaker" and "Dumb Snake in a Suit" are synonymous?

[prodigitalson]

15. righteous

this point can't be made enough

[live love laugh]

16. They ARE at war with Democracy and America. He knows exactly what he's saying.