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Brother Buzz

(39,814 posts)
6. Yes, the marmalade shartcannon is a remorseless reading machine, and it's common knowledge...
Fri Apr 19, 2024, 11:20 AM
Apr 2024

He sleeps with his eyes open, and reads with his eyes closed

Response to Mr.WeRP (Original post)

woodsprite

(12,580 posts)
3. Apparently yesterday he didn't fall asleep
Fri Apr 19, 2024, 11:09 AM
Apr 2024

Probably because it was so cold in the courtroom. Maybe they turned the temp up today

Johnny2X2X

(23,974 posts)
5. I'll say it again
Fri Apr 19, 2024, 11:15 AM
Apr 2024

If this had been Joe Biden the networks would be breaking into broadcasts with an emergency alert, America in crisis!!!’

They’d be demanding Biden withdraw from the campaign.

RockRaven

(19,068 posts)
7. The spin will be: he's doing it on purpose to show disrespect, to "own the libs"
Fri Apr 19, 2024, 11:40 AM
Apr 2024

And the fact that people are pointing it out and laughing at him just shows that "the libs" are well and truly "owned" and "triggered" and "butthurt" by the Dear Leader.

Initech

(108,392 posts)
8. Oh god, that crap is so damn old now.
Fri Apr 19, 2024, 11:47 AM
Apr 2024

Like are the MAGAs ever going to realize that this isn't 2016 anymore and they're not exactly getting away with that shit like they used to? I'm guessing probably not.

Ping Tung

(4,340 posts)
9. While dozing he dreams of having an Official Harem rathher the unofficial one that talk too much.
Fri Apr 19, 2024, 11:53 AM
Apr 2024

KS Toronado

(23,635 posts)
13. He probably dreams about his 70 virgins waiting for him.
Fri Apr 19, 2024, 12:46 PM
Apr 2024

Or how he deserves 10 times that amount.

Ping Tung

(4,340 posts)
17. I have some doubts about Stormy making the Virgins team.
Fri Apr 19, 2024, 01:44 PM
Apr 2024

I also think that the $130,000 charge for Don was too low.

DFW

(60,018 posts)
12. If he finds the proceedings THAT uninteresting....
Fri Apr 19, 2024, 12:46 PM
Apr 2024

He may have to be re-designated Don BOREleone

3Hotdogs

(15,257 posts)
14. What? IT'S A POWWER NAP. You proletariat don't get to do any of those.
Fri Apr 19, 2024, 12:49 PM
Apr 2024

They are only for rich job creators.

rurallib

(64,647 posts)
15. He sleeps; he shits; probably pisses his pants; talks baby talk
Fri Apr 19, 2024, 01:28 PM
Apr 2024

I mean the guy is a 78 year old baby running for president.

Seinan Sensei

(1,492 posts)
16. "Eyes closed and his jaw goes slack"
Fri Apr 19, 2024, 01:36 PM
Apr 2024

THAT'S what I want to see. A slack jaw on him, for once.
Jabbering yammer-puss

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