Trump is stinking up the courtroom...literally!

[Nevilledog]

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Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.


10:25 AM · Apr 19, 2024

Someone said this was just reported on MSNBC.

Ewwwwwwww!

[Kingofalldems]

1. Hahaha!

His little pals won't like this one.

[Blue Owl]

2. Don Yawn sits in his own pew

I bet the stench is hideous

[B.See]

146. It's called incontinence. He's also apparently showing signs of

early stage dementia.

[Ocelot II]

3. Audibly or just olfactorily?

The loud pop, the tiny motorboat, the slow squeak, or the silent-but-deadly variety?

[Nevilledog]

38. New courtroom sketch

[riversedge]

40. "The court's going to have to issue more than a gag order here.'

I heard this too. I’m not kidding. The court’s going to have to issue more than a gag order here.

Link to tweet

[Cha]

94. Lol.. TSF's Revenge!

[Ray Bruns]

97. The cotton in the lawyers nose is a nice touch

[enid602]

158. Mentholatum

I’m afraid you’ll need to pack Mentholatum in your nostrils.

[onetexan]

126. LOL

[rubbersole]

98. The 7 kinds of farts...

Fizz
Fuzz
Fizzy-fuzz
Poop
Rip
Tear-ass
Rattler

My guess is that smell isn't passed gas. 💩

[brewens]

131. Oh! The slow squeaker can be the worst! Kind of burns and sometimes only you can hear it. Like a dog whistle.

LOL

[hlthe2b]

4. If, as has long been reported, he has fecal incontinence and wears a diaper--for which an aid

had to assist in changing on the Apprentice-- this only has credibility. Boy, those lawyers are going to earn their $$ (assuming they ever collect). I just hope the rest of the court is not subject to the stench.

[Nevilledog]

6. Looking forward to his new book: The Shart of the Deal

(Stole that from someone on Twitter....lol)

[lame54]

87. The Shart of the Heel

[MadLinguist]

99. shart of the rear

[machoneman]

139. Wonderful!!!!

[wnylib]

112. Will Daper Don appeal a conviction with the claim that

the stench prejudiced the jury, and it's the court's fault for making him sit through the trial?

[SWBTATTReg]

5. And a whole room full of people are sitting in the room too, all witnessing the barrage of farts and etc.

Gross.

[getagrip_already]

7. Donny le pew

[Irish_Dem]

8. I wonder if it is more than passing gas.

I wonder if the reports of Trump being encopretic (fecal incontinence) are true.

He sits with full diapers in the court room.

[Farmer-Rick]

59. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing

It's more than just passing gas....which actually can be kind of funny at times. It's him going in his adult diapers. That's a really bad smell that can fill a room quickly.

Who is sitting behind him I wonder? That's the person who will be struggling the worse with the stench.

[Irish_Dem]

65. Any one sitting close to him will have a hard time.

And those behind him.

[Tree Lady]

95. My husband said if he is farting through a diaper

full off stinky poo oh man!

[Chakaconcarne]

9. Trying anything to get out of the trial

[Geechie]

12. Worked for Ted Nugent during Viet Nam. nt

[Aviation Pro]

15. Worked for Tio Salamanca as well

.....

[Traildogbob]

22. 👏👏👏

[AllyCat]

47. Maybe that's the real reason why he wanted out of this trial

He KNEW he couldn't sit there all day and remain in control of his bowels.

You know, I think Freud had a theory about all of this. Maybe his incontinence is much like toddler-dom for him.

I recognize there are millions struggling with incontinence issues and I cannot imagine how this must be for them.

In his case, I hope he has no one to help him change and he can just do it himself. On a break.

[PlutosHeart]

61. A sort of comfort

to sit in his own feces. Can you imagine it getting worse also?

[AllyCat]

64. Diaper rash is no joke.

[appleannie1]

175. I find it appropriate that nature is handing back to him a version of what he causes others to go through.

He has maliciously ruined a lot of lives by pulling crap on people so now Mother Nature is making him sit in his own crap.

[Sky Jewels]

80. He can't control it.

Thus the diapers.

[Traurigkeit]

108. TSF will be moved to a cell with a close-circuit TV. ALONE and no electronics. TSF will go crazy

[Dave Bowman]

173. "TSF will go crazy"

Isn't it already the case?

[Traurigkeit]

191. TSF IS crazy, for all these years.

.. aome people just need video proof.

[Dave Bowman]

192. He sure has been for a while.

But yeah, I hope that he'll spend the rest of his life in the worst prison in the U. S. and that we'll never hear about him again.

That sure will make him even crazier.

[0rganism]

10. Imagine the entire court wearing Hazmat suits

This is what, day 4? After a couple weeks that room will need some deep cleaning

[0rganism]

170. Now reimagine what you just imagined, but as a campaign ad

TSF shouldn't be the only one benefitting from his court appearances IMHO

[RAB910]

11. He's trying to gaslight the jury

[COL Mustard]

55. Don't light a match!!!!

🔥

[Aristus]

177. I thought the goal was to light a match,

in order to burn off the gas and reduce the smell.

[COL Mustard]

181. That might result in excessive

Collateral damage. Gotta keep the judge and jurors in mind!

[MyOwnPeace]

72. LOL!!!!

Good one!

[calimary]

85. Barrump-bump!

Something smells rotten in the state of donald.

[3catwoman3]

123. Or just gas them.

[Mme. Defarge]

13. Why am I not surprised?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218861736

[C_U_L8R]

14. Trump farts are the worst farts of all.

All that festering awfulness ... just yuck.

[Nevilledog]

20. Now we know why everyone he talks to has tears in their eyes

[spooky3]

30. LOL! Nt

[FoxNewsSucks]

48. that's just one reason

[Conjuay]

74. Nevilledog,

Congratulations. You have just received the Pulitzer Prize in Quips.

BRAVO!

[MyOwnPeace]

79. DAYUM!!

Now THAT’S funny!!!!

[littlemissmartypants]

100. DUzy!

[Attilatheblond]

104. annnnnd, Nevilledog wins today's internet!

[Dem2theMax]

109. Bwwwwwwaaa!

Darn it, Nevilledog! I'm in a doctor's waiting room, trying SO hard to not laugh myself silly. Doubled over in laughter.

Good thing I'm seeing a dermatologist. If I was seeing a shrink, they would probably call the men in the white coats!

[Nevilledog]

157. Oops!

[Dem2theMax]

169. . . .

[wnylib]

118. Makes me wonder about the reason for the side-eye look

on Zelenskyy's face when seated next to Diaper Don.


https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/ap-sources-ukraines-zelensky-was-feeling-pressure-from-trump-administration


https://www.businessinsider.com/old-clip-of-trump-and-zelenskyy-talking-about-putin-resurfaces-2022-4

[Grins]

32. The best! Nothing but the best! NM

[FoxNewsSucks]

46. His diet makes it worse

[Towlie]

16. Hopefully the verdict will cause him to crap his pants.

... or possibly it'll be jail time for violating a gag order.

[tavernier]

167. Violating a gas order

[Traildogbob]

17. Ooh ooh that Smell!😷 Mando and the "meat curtains"

Some people say, they come up to me with tears in their eyes from the stench
The Judge has a mandate and it’s fully approved and supported by all lawyers and courtroom staff.
Trump must each day, be lathered in the all body deodorant “Mando”. I am sure you’ve all seen the commercials by the lady inventor. It must be “liberally” applied to his under boobs, all under that belly bag full of cheese berders, his “V” folds, the ass crack, the 🍄 mushroom patch, and especially the “Meat Curtains under his chin. (MEAT Curtains a title contributed by Chris on Stephanie Miller show, look it up)
And we know his tiny hands can not adequately apply the needed amount and he can not reach those most vulnerable areas to stink.
So, I believe Lindsay Graham and Uncle Tim Scott do the applications, maybe even the White House doctor, Doc Ronnie the pill dispensary, that just loves his magnificent body.

[bluestarone]

19. Needs his OWN room for many reasons. THIS could be one of the top

Reasons!!! (not the very top, but one of the top)

[Poiuyt]

21. The jury has been seated

[Traildogbob]

26. A mask mandate need not apply

All voluntary. 100 percent compliance.

[AllaN01Bear]

105. that would be me, esp in an enclosed space .

[orleans]

23. why doesn't someone call out:

"hey! wake the fuck up and stop grossing us out with your shit smells!"

(just do it!)

[BeyondGeography]

24. Conway FTW

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=UDtLaS-w7g67AF4Q2Xb1mg

[FoxNewsSucks]

53. MF45 resents the judges gag order, so

this is his way of gagging everyone else without even having to issue an order

[magicarpet]

101. Cant the judge impose a court order/requirement,....

.... that President Pantload must wear a butt plug whenever he enters the courtroom.

Better yet .. two butt plugs.

One for his ass and the other for his mouth. That way trDUMP's diarrhea of the mouth and diarrhea from his posterior end do not disrupt the court proceedings.

[FoxNewsSucks]

137. sounds reasonable to me.

[UTUSN]

25. Well, it takes our mind off of his anti-democracy threat. And his body odor.

[Beetwasher.]

27. Will he Leave a Brown Trail of Shame as he Shuffles Out?

[Grins]

28. Are you sure he's not shitting his pants? Cuz, ya' know, that also has a 'scent'. NM

[Doodley]

29. I really hope Jimmy Fallon talks about this tonight. We know Trump watches!

[MorbidButterflyTat]

37. You mean "Stupid" Jimmy Kimmel?

[Doodley]

84. OMG! I can't believe that! My mother-in-law was always getting Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kinmel mixed up. Now I

am that person! I mispoke. I have been watching his monologues every day. Hilarious!

[MorbidButterflyTat]

86. No biggie!

That's what discussion boards are for!

Btw...thanks for the reminder, gotta check his show out tonight for sure.

[Wednesdays]

154. Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert should all be on it

Although sometimes Stephen Colbert takes Friday nights off.

[malaise]

31. Smelvis Smelvis

😂😂😂😂😂

[enid602]

160. New campaign slogan

Stop the Stench! Stop the Stench! Stops the Stench!!!!

[malaise]

161. LOL

Nice. 😂

[Warpy]

33. Jail would restrict his diet

Egg salad and beer is a particularly lethal combination. So are potatoes and legumes. Yes, I might have sabotaged the alcoholic ex's digestive system when he was going out to get drunk with one of his girlfriends. I never pretended to be a saint.

Plus, I made kickass egg salad.

[leftieNanner]

43. Love egg salad!

What's the secret?

[Warpy]

69. Brown German mustard

and homemade half sour pickles, pinch cayenne. I'd love to say I made the mayo, but I never had the time. No recipe, I cook by guess and by gosh.

[leftieNanner]

78. That sounds wonderful!

I cook the same way. Finally started writing things down as I did them in case it came out extra delicious.

Thanks.

[orangecrush]

34. He shit in his Depends

Probably not a fart if it reeked that bad.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

41. Thanks for that in-depth analysis

[orangecrush]

107. Most welcome

[Earthrise]

70. I was thinking the same thing

Exercises, medication, or an odor-controlling ostomy bag can cure and/or manage bowel incontinence.

Imagine being so fragile that you refuse to admit your shit stinks and do something about it to maintain your dignity. Imagine the vast, icy distance between you and everyone else who knows this is a problem but won't say anything to you.

[flakey_foont]

35. oh no

https://www.amazon.com/Finger-Farting-Donald-Animated-Hair-10-5/dp/B075VDYCL6

[niyad]

141. This is a for-real product???

[Maraya1969]

143. YES. Go look

[niyad]

144. I did. Still surprised, though. Before today, I would have thought it

simply tasteless and tacky. Now it turns out this person is a seer!!!

[MorbidButterflyTat]

36. OMG

As if he's not sickening enough.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

39. The court will need some special ventilation. Put smelvis in a plastic box, too.

[enid602]

155. Bubble boy

The new ‘bubble boy.’

[Hermit-The-Prog]

159. The Boy In The Bubble...

You reminded me:

[elleng]

42. An OTHER miserable part of the 'drama.'

[Omnipresent]

44. It's a great thing, there's no smoking in the court room...

[pwb]

45. Some one should sell cloths pins outside the courthouse.

Everybody wear one on their nose around him.

[nocoincidences]

49. I predicted this a few days ago!!

Reply to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2024, 11:12 AM

I'm hoping to hear
a very loud and, of course, aromatic, sleep fart blare out and wake him the fuck up to everyone laughing at him.

I think it's bound to happen...eventually. Six weeks is a long time for a fat flaccid man in a diaper to keep his shit together.

[rurallib]

50. do they need one of those Lume deodorant consultants to come in and

design an odor killing area around old Stinky - I mean Donny?

[hlthe2b]

82. A fitting assignment for "Dr." Shannon Klingman and her Lume grift...

She, is, after all, the "Queen of 'buttcracks'...

Can you tell I detest her, her unprofessional ads, and... ? Yup. Guilty as charged.

[TexasBushwhacker]

116. Yeah, she says women are self conscious about body smells

then proceeds to tell us ALL the places we have to worry about. You know what? I kind of expect my butt crack to smell like a butt crack, and I wasn't especially concerned about it before. It took her a year to come out with similar products for men, because of course, men NEVER have gross smells "down under". Ugh!!!

[Talitha]

120. I can't hit the remote fast enough when those commercials come on.

Especially the very first commercial when she's smearing the stuff on that huge armpit she's shoving into the camera. Ewwww.....

[captain queeg]

51. He needs those Japanese diapers with the built in charcoal filter in the ass.

Not sure if they have a depends version but he could always double up.

[coprolite]

117. A whole bag of charcoal briquettes wont help

[Submariner]

52. It's the extra onions digesting from his Big Macs

with some original recipe KFC nugget methane.

[Eddie18]

54. Turn the other cheek

This explains why his posts end in colons. Maybe one of the jurors is a proctologist

[Prairie Gates]

56. This whole line of argument/commentary is so dumb

[littlemissmartypants]

142. And yet each one of us has passed gas at least once in our lives.

Some not out loud or with the regular frequency of others and definitely excluding pumps at a station.

As age progresses none are exempt.

Prepare thyself.

[Joinfortmill]

57. Only in America!

[mucifer]

58. Lincoln Project's childish take on this :

Link to tweet

?si=xUvN2jcQ-CccS39G

[soldierant]

145. Well, the Lincoln Project doesn't need to convince us not to vote for him.

Thay are addressing their message to his followers. So why not a chilish take?

[keithbvadu2]

162. Trump lawyers on the job.

[walkingman]

60. The first thing I think of when I hear anything about TFG is

his comment about having to flush the toilet 10 times. Has anyone ever had to flush the toliet 10 times ever? Just goes to show you he is full of shite.

[LuvLoogie]

62. LOL That's probably why...

Melania wouldn't let Smelvis ride with her in the Limo at her Mom's funeral.

&ab_channel=TODAY%27SCURIOSITIES

[Deep State Witch]

63. GasX Anyone?

You can't make this up!

[PlutosHeart]

66. Yup Don. Your S$#* does indeed stink.

[duforsure]

67. Is he doing this on purpose?

He is the kind of spoiled brat type that pulls stunts like this to make others suffer . His excuses for this are going to be classics.

[wnylib]

124. Can people crap and fart at will? Seems to me that

there has to be gas present in the intestines in order to fart. Same with feces. I don't think the human body can conjure up these things at will.

[JoseBalow]

166. Pull my finger and I'll tell you

[Brother Buzz]

183. Joseph Pujol could, and turned his unique skill into a high art form at the Moulin Rouge

Le Pétomane and His Fantastic Farts at the Moulin Rouge

Bummer, this footage was in the silent film era

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

[wnylib]

184. My guess is that he had a disorder that produced more gas

than usual in most people, or that he used foods intentionally to produce effects.

When I was a child, my older brother, who was the prankster in the family, used to create fake farts using his armpit.

[Brother Buzz]

185. No, Joseph Pujol had genuine abdominal muscle control, and turned his parlor trick into a high art form

Think burping on command, only upside down.

[wnylib]

186. Do you really think that Trump has that kind of muscle control?

Isn't it more likely that he is not emitting odorous gas at will, especially considering what has been reported about his incontinence?

Regarding Pujol, there had to be gas in the intestines in the first place to exercise control over release of it.

[Brother Buzz]

188. The orange anus had eight pounds of 'Big Mac' fecal matter parked in his colon

Regarding Pujol, again, think controlled burping from his butt; he drew in air and expelled it out on command.

[wnylib]

189. According to the Wikipedia article on Pujol,

he did not control the intake of air into his intestinal tract. It was something that just happened, accidentally the first time.
It was apparently due to something different in his anatomy from most people which caused his sphincter muscle to open. He simply took advantage of this anomaly to learn to control the release of air (not of intestinal gas) that seeped through the sphincter.

My original post was in reference to a post that suggested that Trump is intentionally passing gas during his trial. Unless he has the same sphincter anomaly that Pujol had, Trump is not doing it at will.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane#

[Brother Buzz]

190. The marmalade shartcannon has no control of his bowels

It's kinda sad the asshole spent the entire night, posting on that truth social thingy every minute, while feeding his piehole with his idea of comfort food, flatulent junk food; it was an unfortunate accident waiting to happen.

[Disaffected]

68. James Joyce had something to say about this.

9. “ARSE FULL OF FARTS...”
“You had an arse full of farts ......................... big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.”

—December 8, 1909

[Prairie Gates]

92. Ah, love letters to Nora...

[Disaffected]

115. Yes, that Nora

was quite the girl!

[Deep State Witch]

71. Something Crawled Up His Ass And Died

Oh, hi, Speaker Johnson!

[onecaliberal]

73. Ever been to a skilled facility. That's the smell.

[10 Turtle Day]

128. Indeed it is!

I regularly visit a friend who now resides in a facility. Sometimes the smell wafting out of patient rooms as I walk down the hall is enough to gag me. The people that work there don’t get paid enough.

[onecaliberal]

134. I agree.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

75. All those hamberders and KFC?

[misanthrope]

76. Is this juvenile and dumb? Sure. It is also custom-made to erode his support.

Anyone who has heard his speeches for the last decade, the grade-school level nicknames, the bullying and low-brow language skills knows how low his aim is. They also know that it is sadly effective with the smooth-brained constituency drawn to the message.

People who operate on that level and those drawn to authoritarianism are customarily affected by any show of weakness in the leaders they gravitate toward. They want virility. They want cruelty. They want "a tough guy."

Well, a guy who nods off in court, whose flatulence is disruptive and who possibly soils himself isn't a "strong man." It might not show right now, but if his physical detriments continue to crop up, it will eat away at his base of low IQ voters.

[demosincebirth]

77. He might, eventually, pass a few lumps, too.🤧

[pandr32]

81. The Trump brand--epitome of class and taste.

[Sky Jewels]

83. He's a repulsive sack of shit -- literally and figuratively

[Buns_of_Fire]

88. He's sending out the Trump-Signal to the House F.A.R.T.

It's like the Bat-Signal, but much more bigly powerful and can also be used to strip paint.

(Yes, beneath the classy and sophisticated exterior I present to the world, lies the heart of a Bart Simpson.)

[keithbvadu2]

164. Is that Batman or tonsils and teeth?

[Cha]

89. Trapped in a Courtroom with TSF Passing

his Putrid Gas.. Ewwwww!

[maxsolomon]

90. The Emperor has no clothes.

He's fucking lucky there are no cameras in the courtroom.

[PortTack]

91. When he wakes up will he be embarrassed?? NO..he could care less

[dchill]

93. Better notify the FART team.

[Demovictory9]

96. Ugh

[Kali]

102. hence why

they are keeping the courtroom so cold.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

103. Last ditch Roy Cohn maneuver?

Appeal that the jury was prejudiced because of his “unfortunate medical condition”?

[50 Shades Of Blue]

106. My new name for him is Farty-Five!

[MorbidButterflyTat]

110. This thread is hilarious!

Some really gifted comics here.

[llmart]

151. I have literally laughed my ass off through reading every post.

We have some amazingly funny people on DU.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

168. Me too!

I am currently assless!

[chouchou]

111. Excuse me sir, would you like your testimony with or without stench?

[AuntyGravity]

113. Does it smell like Cartoon Planet or Funk?

Space Ghost or Buddy Guy?

or

[chowmama]

114. A technical point of order

Farts dissipate. Poop doesn't.

IOW, if the fart doesn't flit, it must be sh*t.

[SomedayKindaLove]

163. I'm not sure of the title

But the guy who ran things off stage on The Apprentice has said Trump is a rage shitter. Claims there is a Trump press conference during his Presidency where after a couple of questions his handlers behind Trump suddenly ended the conference and cleared the room. They caught the first wave and and cleared Trump and the press from before the smell filled the room.

[chowmama]

179. Just a cheap joke

based on "if the glove doesn't fit" etc. DH says my humor can be obscure. I should probably have said "A technical point of odor"

However, everybody in the room knows whether it's a fart or a dump. His history of public defecation has been commented on by more than one witness. I think the term 'fart' is being used to avoid having to discuss it.

[Wicked Blue]

119. Trumpy le Pew

... blazing a trail through the courthouse

[Turbineguy]

121. Trump considers this a gift

Like the clever utterances of a stable genius.

[honest.abe]

122. OMG! This is too much!

[BigOleDummy]

125. His evil soul escaping ....

.... from his flapping ass cheeks.

[lapfog_1]

127. The bible thumpers tell us

that when a demon from hell, or the devil himself, show up in this plane of existence... they always bring a smell so the righteous can recognize them.

Sooooo... why haven't they figured out the Donny Fartsalot is the great deceiver!!!

[brewens]

129. Someone needs to object so we get to say he cleared the courtroom with his farts! Everyone shouldn't

have to put up with that. Build an isolation tent, fart bubble if you will, for him and make him sit in there ! LO

[Patton French]

130. That won't help him with the jury! NT

[totodeinhere]

132. That's what happens when you pig out on Big Macs and french fries. n/t

[Monsieur_Grumpe]

133. Oder in the court!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

135. George Carlin had s classic monolog on his TOLEDO WINDOWBOX album

about Farts.

"Two people are in an elevator and one of you farted. Everybody knows!"

He also talked about SBD's.

[Marthe48]

136. A joke

A guy is in the an elevator. Another guy gets on, pushes the button for the top floor. As the elevator rises, the first guy starts smelling a horrible odor. As the elevator rises, the smell gets worse, and the guy finally says, "Did you shit yourself?" The other guy says, "Yeah." The first guy says, "Well, why don't you get off and clean yourself up?" The other guy says, "Cuz I ain't done yet."

[Blue Owl]

138. The judge is in his gas chambers

[cstanleytech]

140. Maybe he's just testing out the gas that he's going to use to inflating his escape balloon with.

[area51]

147. Looks like the court folks need to cover whatever chair #DementiaDonnie sits in,

in plastic to protect it.

[Evolve Dammit]

148. What a disgusting waste of a "human."

[dalton99a]

149. Court officers and employees should be given gas masks

[meow2u3]

165. So should the witnesses

Witnesses shouldn't have to be forced to smell Trump's shit in addition to testifying.

[Botany]

150. Falling asleep as he sits in his own shit, on trial for 34 felony counts, and in front of the jury too

The man has to be suffering. Fine by me.

[ewcordon]

152. Ohhh, the humanity!

[no_hypocrisy]

153. My guess: Encopresis

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/encopresis/symptoms-causes/syc-20354494#

[Crowman2009]

156. I think every MAGA cult member should be forced to be with the orange prick in a small room.

Probably 5-10 at a time. We'll see how devoted they are.

[C Moon]

171. The lawyers should start lighting matches.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

172. The internet is having fun with TFG's farts

Link to tweet

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Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

174. Poopy LePew

[no_hypocrisy]

176. Encopresis can be nasty . . . . .

[Kingofalldems]

178. Kick and rec.

[Doodley]

180. Why Brits call farts TRUMPS and other flatulence facts

[splat]

182. Farting is a side effect of some weight loss drugs

My brother is taking Trulicity and he said he's always passing gas these days. Trump is sensitive about the "fat ass" pix, so he may be on the injectables too.

[Bucky]

187. Do you think this is really true? Or is it just a... (wait for it)

(... waaaait for it...)

... just a smear campaign.