Bonus Quote of the Day

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Bonus Quote of the Day

April 26, 2024 at 1:52 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard 144 Comments

https://politicalwire.com/2024/04/26/bonus-quote-of-the-day-1985/

"SNIP...........

“I want to start by wishing my wife Melania a very happy birthday. It would be nice to be with her, but I’m at a courthouse for a rigged trial.”

— Donald Trump, walking into the courthouse.


Taegan Goddard:

Trump is literally in court because he was unfaithful to Melania.

..........SNIP"

[rsdsharp]

1. If Melanoma wanted to be with him on her birthday, I'm sure she could get a front row seat.

[leftieNanner]

2. Nah.

If he weren't in court, he'd be golfing.

Maybe she could drive the cart.

[orangecrush]

3. Irony is dead

[birdographer]

4. He doesn't know too many words, does he?

When I hear him talk he says blahblahblah rigged blahblahblah hoax blahblahblah witch hunt blahblahblah. Those words need to be removed from American speech. Year after year every time he opens his little anus-shaped mouth. God, I am so sick of him. Why doesn't he just die already?

[Traurigkeit]

5. That is what happens when its father paid others to go to school for it and do its schoolwork.

[NanaCat]

6. Not only that, it's not like he doesn't get to leave

At the end of the day to spend time with her.

Plenty of people have to spend birthdays at work, then celebrate with family and friends when they get home after.

He'll just have to learn to live with doing things the way most of us do because he's not all that special.