Trump's Gettysburg Address:

[applegrove]

https://flic.kr/p/2pMDudW

[unblock]

1. When you have to deliver your book report in front of the whole class but didn't read the book....

[dutch777]

4. Yep, or stand on the ground, within eyesight of where Lincoln spoke and see a marker " Here lie 471 Indiana Dead"....

...A mass grave aside of many other mass graves from many states. In an area smaller than a football field. SO F'in disconnected. Beyond sad and totally appalling to anyone that understands what got us as a country to this point and how much this a**hole is willing to toss overboard in his own interests.

[Permanut]

2. That's a true statesman right there!

[Blue Owl]

3. So horrible but so beautiful

Someone stick a fork in that fat fuck

[Wonder Why]

5. He forgot to mention about the Confederate soldiers that were run over by trucks as they crossed

Taneytown Road and how expensive it was in those days to stay at the Quality Inn Gettysburg where they got their free breakfast before going into battle.

But he did mention that Lincoln watched the battle from his Gettysburg address.

[underpants]

6. 😆

[chouchou]

7. Never fight uphill me boys. Never fight uphill.

Yes Jack and Jill me boys and girls. Don't fall off the hill or water will run down the hill and hurt my crown.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. Patently obvious he doesn't know WTF he's talking about.

[617Blue]

9. The fact that he mentions Lee. Jesus.

Wasn't there a Republican president that spoke at Gettysburg?

[SCantiGOP]

10. The South could have won the battle

But they failed to seize the airport.