Bwahaha guess who is now obligated to attend a high school graduation ceremony?

[intrepidity]

I bet he was inwardly fuming when he heard this! He wanted to play martyr over this but now he will *actually* have to go, lol!

Judge grants Trump permission to attend son's HS graduation

Adam Reiss and Kyla Guilfoil
Merchan began proceedings Friday by addressing Trump's request at the beginning of the trial that he be able to attend his son Barron's high school graduation on May 17.

“I don’t think the May 17th date is a problem. So Mr. Trump can certainly attend that date. Attend his son’s graduation," Merchan said.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/live-blog/trump-trial-hush-money-case-live-updates-rcna149906

[wryter2000]

1. Guess who has to sit beside him

[Warpy]

60. Oh, my, that will make for so,e cozy family pictures

and I'm sure people in the crowd will be snapping surreptitious shots all during the event.

[TheBlackAdder]

67. More proof that this is a rigged trial.

.




.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. This will be the first high school graduation ceremony that TFG has attended for one of his children

[ZonkerHarris]

4. Take that eric.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

50. Actually, in fact, I didn't know, so I checked the facts to find what actually happened, in reality

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-graduation-attendance/

Claim:
Former President Donald Trump has not attended any of his children's high school or college graduation ceremonies, as of April 2024.
Rating: False


Context

Trump has been present at each of his children's high school and college graduations, according to contemporaneous reports and the recollections of other attendees.

https://www.msn.com › en-us › news › politics › fact-check-trump-went-to-his-childrens-high-school-and-college-graduations › ar-AA1nmOCW
Fact Check: Trump Went to His Children's High School and College ... - MSN
An extensive search by Snopes provides documented evidence of Trump attending all of his children's high school and college graduations, with the possible exception of Donald Trump Jr.'s 1996 high ...

https://www.politifact.com › factchecks › 2024 › apr › 24 › threads-posts › trump-attended-his-eldest-childrens-graduations-co
Trump attended his eldest children's graduations - PolitiFact
6 days agoSnopes published a photo of Trump at Donald Trump Jr.'s high school graduation from The Hill School in Pottstown, Pennsylvania, in May 1996, and dug up several news clips placing the former ...

[usedtobedemgurl]

73. Not true.

This statement needs research.

[HUAJIAO]

52. He has gone to all of them.

[brewens]

5. I'd give Mailordia a thousand bucks to show up wearing a respirator! LOL n/t

[spooky3]

23. LOL--Mailordia! Nt

[DENVERPOPS]

31. OR.....better yet

a military gas mask.....

[woodsprite]

76. Russian issued. nt

[BoRaGard]

6. Did Smelvis ever have the "birds and bees" conversation with The Baron?

You know, imparting the family's Republican "values" and "morals" to the next generation.

If not, this would be a totally late, lame, and shitty time to do it.

But the kid is graduating. He deserves to know the facts, right?

[erronis]

43. Where's Roy Cohn when you really need him?

I'm sure Mr. Cohn (the model of a good male) helped Fred tell lil Donnie about the birds and etc.

Wonder if Arnie Schwarzenegger would be a better model for that discussion.

[Marcuse]

57. The kid probably received the same sex education given to Billy Bush on the "grab them by the" tape.

[MyOwnPeace]

69. He's getting 5 signed checks.....

to cover the first 5 abortions.
After that, he’s on his own…………….
…….unless the GOP steps up and continues to cover him………..

[Captain Zero]

78. sure give him a lesson on hush money payments to porn stars

valuable life skill

[Stinky The Clown]

7. I was thinking exactly this!

[Ocelot II]

8. Too bad for Barron and his classmates (assuming Daddy actually goes

because he couldn't come up with an excuse like a "previously scheduled" campaign event or a haircut), because TFG will take over the whole thing with his entourage and Secret Service and will make it all about him - he'll take the opportunity to give a whiny speech about how he's been so abused by a corrupt Democrat judge who's been paid by George Soros.

[intrepidity]

13. I know, right?

Hard to imagine him just sitting quietly in the audience, although now that he's finally getting a little practice for the first time in his life, maybe he actually appreciates the extra snooze time?

[DENVERPOPS]

32. Any upper crust school

would invite him to be the guest speaker.......LOL

[emulatorloo]

40. He won't go. Just like he won't testify.

[rubbersole]

51. He'll probably go play golf just to piss off the judge...

[Think. Again.]

9. Did anyone ask the other students if...

...they want a circus distracting from their rightfully proud day?

[speak easy]

33. ... if they want a clown asphyxiating them on their rightfully proud day?

[Think. Again.]

36. I stand corrected, Thank You.

[speak easy]

37. 👍

the organizers might want to consider a well placed air purifier

[magicarpet]

77. .... is that asphyxiations caused by excessive flatulations and uncontrolled explosive diarrhea by chance ?

(evil grin/smirk....)

[GoodRaisin]

10. Hopefully we will get new pictures of him sleeping during it.

[TSExile]

25. Yes!! Cameras will be allowed there.

Hopefully someone will zoom in on TSF, snoring away with his stupid fat mouth slack, drool pouring out of the side of it. 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[PatSeg]

11. "Curses, foiled again!"

That is not how he hoped it would turn out.

[intrepidity]

18. "Judge fines Donald with brief imprisonment

in the form of a forced appearance at a HS grad ceremony."

I can barely think of an event more boring for him, lol.

[PatSeg]

24. Ha, ha, exactly!

I think that judge called his bluff.

Trump has been in everyone's face for so long, he's got to accept that most people have his number and know his dumb routines.

[OMGWTF]

41. THIS! We all know his "tells" too. The BS stories usually start with 'Sir.'

[PatSeg]

47. Yeah and many are followed with

"tears in his eyes".

If he really wants to keep fooling people, he should consider getting some new material. A good grifter knows he has to mix it up now and then. However in his case, I think it is way too late.

[getagrip_already]

12. Probably outside, probably a few hours, he wont be speaking, or on stage

He will be just another parent in a roped off section with secret service sitting by himself.

Melania won't sit next to him.

He will likely swoop in just before baron walks on stage, takes a few pictures, and leaves.

Less if it's raining.

[speak easy]

35. 'just another parent ' sitting next to an air purifier

[erronis]

44. Eats shoots and leaves

leaves droppings behind........

[Pas-de-Calais]

49. But pandas 🐼 are cute

[Traildogbob]

14. Can you imagine

The distain, and hate on both Barron’s parents faces, just having to sit together in her case, but just being there in his. Barron will have to look at Daddy’s face exactly as it was in the arrest picture, and somehow think there is any pride in his accomplishment of graduating.
Not to mention other parents having to smell him in a packed venue. Hopefully it’s outside, with a very strong wind to watch his head thing tap out Morse Code as it flops up and down.

[Traurigkeit]

65. How about "poor" Barron. HE thought he was free of the stinky, foul monthed, fat lump.

[getagrip_already]

15. Wonder if putins pro-testors will show up?

It's all about publicity for their cause, right?

[cilla4progress]

16. Touche,

J. Merchan!

[lastlib]

17. I pity those poor graduates----

to have their "big day" BESMIRCHED and BESOILED by The Traitor. Who will want to remember THAT for the rest of their lives?

[DBoon]

19. I hope the graduation is in a well ventilated location

[Ping Tung]

20. Will Barron be allowed to attend his daddy's incarceration?

[TBF]

21. The judge has a sense of humor. Now Donald can't complain & has to go. lol - nt

[intrepidity]

22. Bet he does something to *make* the judge jail him! nt

[livetohike]

26. Wonder what time the graduation is? He can still sit

in court if it’s an evening graduation ceremony .

[nilram]

27. A normal former president would be asked to speak.

I’d ask him to not speak, if I were them.

I’m betting he finds an excuse not to go, like “security concerns“.

[FSogol]

28. Who should be the guest speaker? President Obama? Ru Paul? Rachel Maddow? Ted Tedrich? George Conway?

Fani Willis?

[intrepidity]

30. Lol, Biden!

How rich would that be?

[Think. Again.]

39. Ru Paul oh please god Ru Paul!

[OMGWTF]

42. I like the cut of your jib. Do you mean Jeff Tiedrich? Ted Rall? Either would be amazing.

[2naSalit]

29. The judge has it right...

Always call his bluff.

[Takket]

34. Bluff has been called lol

[Grins]

38. I'm sure the school will be overjoyed at the news!

Or, maybe not. And that goes for Barron, too.

[WA-03 Democrat]

45. No mercy

No quarter

[Pas-de-Calais]

46. Anyone have the over/under for

TFG falling asleep at the graduation??

Anyone??

[TSExile]

54. Not only that, but...

...how soon into the graduation ceremony will he fall asleep? I say he drops in the first five minutes.

[usedtobedemgurl]

74. Not sure he will.

There is always a chance but I believe the theory that says his lawyers or handlers drug him while in court, so there will be no outbursts. They won’t care about the graduation.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

48. I thought the same thing

I hope someone gets a time-stamped photo of his fat ugly ass on the golf course when he claimed to be going to the graduation.

Gawd what an asshole.

[Bettie]

53. He won't attend

but he will be on the golf course....and on social media whining about how unfair his life is.

[jalan48]

55. I think he will go and use it as a campaign photo-op.

[Chakaconcarne]

56. Feeling a little sad for Barron and this discussion, quite frankly.

[Aviation Pro]

58. What a burn

I mean that’s a burn’s burn.

Go ahead Motherfucker, don’t show up to the graduation and see where that goes at sentencing.

Also, I have no doubt that the other parents at Oxbridge are fucking pissed that they’ll have to put up with the layers of security that accompany this fucking oxygen thief and the resulting goat fuck to attend their children’s graduation.

[Emile]

59. He is a good daddy and payed off a porn star for us.

[mysteryowl]

61. I expect he will be BOOOOED

[Hassler]

62. Malaria and Barron have to sit next the Gas Master

Bahaha

[Traurigkeit]

63. Honorable Juan Manuel Merchan, Justice of the New York State Supreme Court, New York County KNOWs how to screw

with uncooperative defendants.

[Naio]

64. Graduation ceremonies are long. We'll see if he doesn't fall asleep and start farting.🙏 😺

[Naio]

66. Ja

Graduation ceremonies are long. We'll see if he doesn't fall asleep and start farting.

[boston bean]

68. Melania must be over the moon!

[Skittles]

70. wishing the best for Barron

cannot be easy with his traitor dad and gold-digger mum

[peacebuzzard]

71. That's what I was thinking.

he has probably looked forward to this day in many regards. However, it is not like what it has become.
I do wish him the best as well.
To come out of this family unscathed would be a miracle.

[Hotler]

72. And bring back a program signed by the Principal for proof of attendance. nt

[LetMyPeopleVote]

75. Poor Barron!

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