This is a real photo of Trump heading back into the courtroom today.

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

[Deuxcents]

1. He's gonna blow a gasket!

[lastlib]

21. Or a diaper!

Boy, I'd hate to be the Hazmat guy that gets to clean up THAT mess!

[AZ8theist]

74. I TOLD YOU HE BLOWS!!!!

Worst ever. Hands down. No contest. Not even close.

[calimary]

88. Sure does look like it.

And sounds like it.

And probably smells like it, too.

[BlueKota]

92. I was thinking he looks like a blow fish.

[intrepidity]

2. Oh god, the memes to come....,nt

[intrepidity]

3. Looks like he got a whiff of himself nt

[malaise]

44. You win the thread

Rec 😂😂😂😂

[SWBTATTReg]

4. Obviously, the judge didn't find for tRUMP, so he's holding his breath until he turns blue!

[Traildogbob]

5. I think it's

That facial Anus of his releasing a big cloud of gas. It exits every orifice he has. His mushroom probably farts as well.
Maybe he has been holding his breath all morning to not smell his own stench and he finally had to exhale.

[Alliepoo]

18. OMG!! LOLOLOL!!

You made me snarf my iced tea!! His mushroom farts, too!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Traildogbob]

25. Sorry to cause a mess

But glad you had a laugh during these horrible conditions we try to cope with. We have to find a way to or it will destroy us all.
Cheers, and laugh every time ya can.
And a fart from that tiny mushroom cap would be very high pitched. Maybe only dogs can hear it, before being shot in the face.

[FSogol]

6. Caption: With his delay tactics no longer working, Trumpy tries to spread mumps for the jurors.

[LuckyCharms]

7. A Big Mac in each cheek, like a chipmunk.

[demmiblue]

9. !

[FailureToCommunicate]

34. ...

[Talitha]

65. "A Big Mac in each cheek, like a chipmunk."

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!!!

[bucolic_frolic]

8. Defeated and guilty as sin.

We're almost home!

[Think. Again.]

10. Caption:

"A HIGH SCHOOL graduation??
WTF is a HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION???

[rubbersole]

26. "And who's barren?"

"Melania has been barren for years...at least that is what she tells me."

[C_U_L8R]

11. Holding another massive fart in.

[nwduke]

12. The only thing that's missing

is his Russian Flag pin on the dolts lapel!

[yardwork]

13. It's hard to say from one still photo, but this could be another sign of dementia.

Sure, we all occasionally make funny faces and maybe the photographer caught Trump in a really awkward moment. However, my relatives with dementia began making these kinds of strange facial grimaces as their illnesses progressed.

[LudwigPastorius]

14. New legal strategy

If Trump doesn't get his way, he's going to hold his breath until he turns blue.

[StarryNite]

16. It wouldn't be easy turning from orange to blue.

[wnylib]

23. You'd be able to tell from his unpainted ears.

[leanforward]

15. Is this for real?

Why make a face like that? What is going on in his mind?

[Solomon]

27. That's the face of stress. I have to admit, sometimes I blow when I'm under a lot of pressure and stress. That's a

pretty big one though.

[NJCher]

90. yes to stress

Around 2006, I taught smoking cessation workshops at corporations. American Lung Association offered them and I was a facilitator. One of the tactics we advised quitters to do was deep breathing. It is called a natural form of stress relief because people do it without thinking when they are under stress.

We would advise quitters who wanted a cigarette to instead do "deep breathing" 10 or 20 times. It would allay the feelings of wanting a cigarette.

The very least this picture shows is that he is feeling enormous stress.

[Traurigkeit]

38. you assume a mind is in there ?

[Captain Zero]

52. It is an exercise for Bell's Palsy

To recover and strengthen the facial nerve and muscles.

Why he would be doing it in front of the courthouse, who knows.

[thomski64]

56. Pootie and a Blowfish..

[MorbidButterflyTat]

17. One reason why I love DU

This thread is hilarious!!

[calimary]

89. Ain't it the truth!

I’ve been laughing from the top of this thread to the bottom.

[surfered]

19. After all, he is a blowhard.

[BootinUp]

20. Take cover!!

[senseandsensibility]

22. Love it

It's true art in my opinion. Photographer should win a Pulitzer.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

24. Just put your lips together and blow.

trump learning to whistle.

[Doodley]

31. The things he learnt from a porn star!

[Dem2theMax]

58. Now you've done it.

Every time I see Lauren Bacall saying that line, guess which image is going to come into my head?

[JoseBalow]

28. No, no, no. You don't "blow" on it...

[Doodley]

29. He's trying to look very hot and sexy because he thinks a "court" room is a place where you can court young ladies.

[sop]

30. That's his throwing-ketchup-on-the-wall face.

[intrepidity]

32. They don't allow food or drinks in the courtroom

So I think he stuffed his mouth full of Diet Coke so he could slowly swallow it while in court, to get his caffeine fix so he stays awake.

Just don't make him laugh.

[Torchlight]

33. "...and snapped a photo of trump immediately after leaving a meeting with Putin"

Is the caption that came to mind.

[FailureToCommunicate]

35. He's swallowing air, so when the judge asks him a question, he can belch loudly.

[Mersky]

36. Thar he blows!

Stand back, me boys.

Gosh, they captured a moment.

[Meadowoak]

51. It's going to stink

[Mersky]

55. Lol. Going to?

Bad before, and then, waaay worse seconds later

[Blue Owl]

83. Lard Ho!

[tinrobot]

37. He's trying to sneak Diet Coke into the courtroom.

[calimary]

41. That wouldn't surprise me.

This is a guy who doesn't acknowledge rules. Rules are for the little people.

[bdamomma]

81. And calls

the military "losers and suckers" who fought in the war. He's just a POS who hates America.

[calimary]

87. Hard not to come to that conclusion about him.

[twodogsbarking]

39. Gagorderitis. May cause bloating.

[calimary]

48. Why, donald, I think you need a dermatologist.

And pretty seriously, too!

[ShazzieB]

57. Aww, look at that pouty little mouth!

[NJCher]

85. OMD, what a find!

A mango blowfish!

[Botany]

43. I hate to think that the good people of DU would spread that picture around "the internets."

That would really make TFG upset because that is the face of a man who knows that
he is going to lose this trial. I wonder if this was before or after some nurse’s assistant
or health care worker had cleaned him up.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

45. I heard "the internets,"

in Baby Bush's stupid voice.

[Vinca]

46. Looks like a puffer fish about to puke up a hamberder.

[OverBurn]

47. Sang with me. He's gotta bird nest on his head, he's gotta bird nest on his head, He's gotta bird nest on.........

[Uncle Joe]

49. If he does that in the rain,

it turn his hair piece into an umbrella.

Thanks for the thread demmiblue

[Lars39]

50. Stress coping strategy...blowing out a candle or smelling a cookie.

Mostly for preschool and kindergartners, but who are we talking about here right

[Martin68]

53. He looks like he's at the end of his rope.

[NoSheep]

54. Bring on the stress!

[demmiblue]

59. Another one:

Poor slob sits on his ass for a few hours in a courtroom and he looks like he just hopped off a transport out of a hot war zone.

Link to tweet

[MorbidButterflyTat]

67. O.M.G.!!

It's like a bad accident, I can't look away.

I wonder what kind of critter's nesting in that phony alleged "hair."

Holy crap

[BlueKota]

93. Stephanie Miller used to do a long standing routine

that asked what animal crawled on Trump's and died that day.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

69. Hope he has to walk by those big fans every day, coming and going. Turn 'em on high!

[NJCher]

86. could he look any worse?

We've been talking about how he's unraveling. I don't think I've ever seen him look worse--and that's saying something.

OTOH, maybe his lawyer bitchslapped him up alongside the head for effing up so bad in court.

Hahah, I hope Judge Merchan sees this. Hey, Judge, look at DJT after a day in your court!

[nowforever]

60. Looks Like

Melania is not handling well all of Karen's DT visits and the LOVE those two shared.

[llmart]

61. Once again, DU gives me the laugh for the day.

He's ugly inside and out but that face takes the cake! He's an entire freakshow all by himself.

[MiHale]

62. What happens when you fart and are 'silenced' ...

Bad gas has nowhere to go.

[bif]

63. The word "bloviating" comes to mind.

[Talitha]

64. And he huffed... and he puffed...

[captain queeg]

66. Hope that pic is seen by TSF. It'll bruise his fragile ego.

[COL Mustard]

68. 215 my extra

Large derrière!!!

[johnnyfins]

70. Great shot for sure, but why does

Getty Images have their name on EVERY photo on the interwebs??

[Ford_Prefect]

71. At the rate he's collapsing he'll be wheeled into court before they finish the case.

[bdamomma]

84. that would

be something to see.

[nolabear]

72. Somebody stole his dad trombone.

[soldierant]

82. yes, I've seen trumpet players make that kind of face

when practicing their embouchure without the instrument.

I doubt that Trump** s smart enough to learn to play eithrt, but maybe someone can think of wsome quip about it.

Of course there's always Flanders and Swann's song "Ill Wind" - that's the French horn - much more difficult but the mouthpiece is similar.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

73. The face of an entitled blowhard criminal blowing hard.

n/t

[bdamomma]

75. He's getting

to BLOW!!!!!!

[livetohike]

76. He looks like a 5 year old throwing a temper tantrum.

“I’m gonna hold my breath until you ……”

[NoMoreRepugs]

77. Tell me again how this is the political mastermind of the rethuglican party.

If only we had a farting smilie.

[riversedge]

94. Well, I think this could be it!

[sheshe2]

78. They.just showed it on MSNBC 😆

Bwahahahaha

[mushroomhunter]

79. bags at eye corners

look strange - prob. due to cosmetic surgery ? family tradition.

[mushroomhunter]

80. bags at eye corners

look strange - prob. due to cosmetic surgery ? family tradition.

[seta1950]

91. Wow

Man he’s ugly🤢

[jaxexpat]

95. He's suffering the most intolerable moments of his life, and they're out of his control. He's suffering childlike......

boredom, like a child. He, "don't wanna play this anymore".

[ActRaiser]

96. Talk about hot under the collar

https://makeagif.com/gif/big-trouble-in-little-china-the-prodigy-B2msTl

[Danascot]

97. So that giant fan in the background is to remove oder in the court?

They're gonna need a bigger fan.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

98. Is he storing nuts in his cheek pouches?

[kairos12]

99. Bond Villain. Blowfish.

[dalton99a]

100. "I don't suck. I blow"

[SpankMe]

101. Fat guy prepping for a controlled exhale

I know this because I do it as well. I'm sad. And fat.

[oldsoftie]

102. Must have just "finished" his meeting with Putin.

Not sure what happens next........

[Tickle]

103. trump has a rally tonight in Wisconsin.

He's probably trying to get control and wondering if anyone is going to show up at his rally..

[LetMyPeopleVote]

104. LOL