Alina Habba: "There's literally nobody tougher or more energetic than President Trump, I can tell you that."

[kpete]

Link to tweet

[RockRaven]

1. Maybe when it comes to groping, Alina, but the rest of us are talking

about his cognitive abilities. Try to stay on topic.

[Irish_Dem]

3. He's famous so she lets him do it.

[PatSeg]

30. She is just saying exactly what

Trump told her to say, pretty much like the doctors who claimed he was in extraordinary health.

I have a feeling that his "groping" abilities are seriously diminished as well.

[Irish_Dem]

2. Habba is literally one of the stupidest people surrounding Trump.

And that is saying something.

Trump likes like warmed over SH*T in this picture.

[Kennah]

16. She's not faking smart very well

[Irish_Dem]

18. Faking beautiful is more important to her.

[Ocelot II]

27. She's not very good at that either.

She looks cheap, like most of Trump’s fangirls.

[Irish_Dem]

28. She has spent a fortune on plastic surgery and cosmetic treatments.

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap to quote Dolly Parton.

[PJMcK]

37. Habba has what's called "porno chic"

Her hair, make-up and clothes are all the exaggerations of a woman adult film actor. It’s a look many young urban women have adopted.

Not my thing but to each their own, I guess.

[Kennah]

38. Trump prefers porno chicks

[NanaCat]

33. If you ask me, she's not doing much of a job

In that department, either.

[onecaliberal]

4. If she has the self awareness to understand the harm she is doing herself.

Who would hire her? Who would marry her? Good grief.

[Irish_Dem]

22. She is most likely making money and the darling of the right wing set.

She doesn't care what the rest of the world thinks of her.

[onecaliberal]

26. They do love the stupid.

[kimbutgar]

5. These type of pictures are getting harder for me to look at and he looks as scary like a murderous monster !

Not a picture I’d look at before going to sleep at night. He looks nightmarish!

[PatSeg]

31. He does look especially gruesome, doesn't he?

I didn't think it was possible, but I do believe he is getting uglier every day. Makes my skin crawl.

[HAB911]

6. Chasing her around a conference table does not count

[Hekate]

7. Alina is parroting his exact phrases, I can tell you that

[C_U_L8R]

8. No one beats him when it comes to bigly ShitzInPantzing.

The stink and the whine are totally unsurpassed. Way to go, Trump.

[Caliman73]

9. Once again, banking on the stupidity of their followers, and unfortunately making a safe bet...

Anyone who actually understands what words mean would automatically know that statement is false and stupid on its face.

"Literally" means without exaggeration or nearly verbatim. SO Habba has sampled EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the world and found not one person, not some utra athlete, or cheerleader, or Navy SEAL, or Marine, or Ranger, a boxer maybe; that is tougher and more energetic than the 77 year old apparently incontinent, whiny bastard who can't even sit in a cold courtroom without complaining about it every single day?

The problem is that there are enough idiots, and enough cynical assholes who want to make money off the idiots, that this kind of thing makes it into the media environment.

[Initech]

10. Ugh, the cultist shit with Trump is getting more cringy and nauseating by the day.

[RussBLib]

11. So Habba wants to do stand-up comedy?

She's hilarious

[Kennah]

17. Funny ha-ha? Or funny peculiar?

[onenote]

25. She and Rudy should star in a remake of Dumb and Dumber. Call it Dumbest Squared.

[struggle4progress]

12. Get all of Alina's insights with a subscription to the Park-n-Pay Law Revue

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. Huh?

[keithbvadu2]

14. How is Donald's stamina, Alina? Do you agree with Stormy?

[Ping Tung]

15. Except when he's crippled by those agonizing bone spurs that kept him out of

being a "tough" guy in Vietnam.

[Tickle]

19. I hope there's a debate with Trump so the world can witness

how sharp and sensible the contrast is.

[LiberalFighter]

20. It is a shame her DNA can't be removed.

[ProfessorGAC]

21. What Else Would She Say?

She's still on the team. This is exactly what we would expect from her.

[Kid Berwyn]

23. "Literally nobody."

https://time.com/4144451/trump-not-really-frightened-bald-eagle/

[ZonkerHarris]

24. "He never stops trying to grab my pussy. He's relentless."

[Oneironaut]

29. Lol. These people are friggin' clowns.

They'll hold a press conference and tell you the sky is purple, and, tell you to ignore anyone who says otherwise, while having the press conference outside.

[PCIntern]

32. Four Seasons Lawn Care

[NanaCat]

35. Technically, the sky can have a purple tint to it

A more apt comparison for what she's doing is to say the sky is a MacLeod tartan plaid:

[Botany]

34. Parking Lot Lawyer says what? What a joke. The world can now see who and what Trump really is ....

…. and no amount of bull shit and or gas lighting will change that.

[Fla Dem]

36. She's hoping that if she says nice things about him, she'll eventually get paid.