Take your meds.

[onecaliberal]

[dalton99a]

1. They know.

They know he's full of shit, and he knows they're full of shit

[sop]

2. The Church of the Latter-Day Dude?

Not familiar with that particular denomination.

[erronis]

3. They're related to the Pastafarians

who like there noodles with putanesca sauce.

[NewLarry]

4. Googled it...

Apparently it's a real thing. They're a "non-theistic" religion.

dudeism.com

[sop]

6. Is that something from 'The Big Lebowski'?

[KS Toronado]

8. Would not surprise me.

[Attilatheblond]

11. And here I assumed it was from a Chruch Sign Generator site

Hmm, learn sumtin every day!

[EYESORE 9001]

7. The theology seems sound

and the sacraments of this religion are outstanding.

[Dave Bowman]

10. Scuse me while I get my bong...

Mmm...

[Evolve Dammit]

20. I like it though!

[SupportSanity]

5. I remember years ago, if it was on a computer printout, no matter what it was,

people believed it. As I said, years ago. But it was always amazing. Sometimes they'd intentionally put something really outrageous in a computer print out on purpose. People would still believe it.

Do you think if we start buying up churches and put up anti-Trump quotes on each church's front lawn signage that the Republicans would start believing them? Just because they are 'coming from the church'?

[Arne]

12. I once got a fax of some ones butt I didn't believe it.

[DoBW]

9. By the way, Shut the f*ck up, Donnie

Sit in court and try not to stink it up

[usonian]

13. Have some fun. Church Sign Generators.

https://dudeism.com/church-sign-generator/

I tried some others but didn't get great results.

[SupportSanity]

18. Keep them distracted.

On their website, you can also be ordained as an official “Dudeist Priest”. No $$ cost and the vow is easy:

Vow:
I vow to uphold the principles of Dudeism: To just take it easy, to be dude (easygoing) to everyone I meet, and to keep my mind limber.

https://dudeism.com

[usonian]

19. The Dude Abides. n/t

[moonshinegnomie]

14. i made one

[DoBW]

15. Truth

[Evolve Dammit]

21. These are priceless. Medal of Freedom please!

[NanaCat]

22. Unlike that fantasy character

Democrats don't support assaulting people for nonviolent crimes (Matthew 21:12–17, Mark 11:15–19, Luke 19:45–48 & John 2:13–16), promoting divisiveness (Matthew 10), telling people to welcome physical assault (Matthew 5:38–48), or who rants repeatedly about endlessly hurting people who don't buy his schtick (no space to list all those).

We're more moral than that guy.

Really.

[Joinfortmill]

16. Love this!

[Ping Tung]

17. Did DJT win the primaries for "The Chosen One" seat yet?

[BOSSHOG]

23. He's chosen by Putin and the devil

He’s chosen by MTG, Jim Jordan, Comer, Gaetz, and a cast of lunatics in office. He’s chosen by them because none of them have any use for liberty and Justice for all. Republicans don’t know it but the last thing they want to see is Jesus Christ meandering around the Capitol.

[onecaliberal]

24. In the Bible, Jesus wasn't fond of those people. He threw them out of the temple.