Oh, to be a fly on the wall ...

[NanceGreggs]

Christians believe that at the moment of death, they will stand before their Creator to be judged, and either welcomed to heaven or condemned to hell.

Oh, to be there and hear a Trump-humper explain how he saw a lying, theiving, adulterous bigot, who proposed killing migrants at the border, a man who used the power of the presidency to enrich himself while his fellow citizens went hungry and homeless, who mocked those afflicted with a crippling disease, and proudly breaks every Commandment - and then compared him to Jesus Christ,

"Honestly, Your Godship, how could I not think that of all the men on earth, a selfish, self-centered, orange-faced braggart was 'chosen' by You to lead a nation? Surely you recognize that Donald Trump and Jesus are so alike, it's almost impossible to tell them apart."

If nothing else, at least God will get a few chuckles out of the MAGAts who try to wiggle their way out of eternal damnation with this sorry excuse.

I don't believe in God or a Final Judgement - but I often wonder if those MAGAts who do ever spend time practicing what they'll say in their own defence when their time comes.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. I really doubt, my dear Nance, that they spend ANY time practicing such a "defense."

They see themselves as flawless.

I almost wish I could be there to watch them fall . . .

[Silent Type]

2. trump will cut a deal with Gawd. His supporters will confess their sins just before death.

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. Nailed it again Nance.

Nice to see you posting!

[Marcus IM]

4. Born again. Ya get to start over with a clean slate.

Like Cuban rafters headed for Florida's shores.

[3Hotdogs]

5. Or to put it more succinctly, don't you wish

Hell was real?

[anciano]

6. "God has no religion." Mahatma Gandhi🙏

[calimary]

10. Good one!

[Kennah]

13. I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

--Same guy

[Karadeniz]

7. Despite knowledge acquired during a teenage NDE which did not support the

everyday Christian theology that faith in Jesus would garner an eternity of bliss, as a test I asked my mother... a bit narcissistic, child abuser, borderline alcoholic... if she thought her sins would ultimately be forgiven. I'll never forget her answer, "I'm depending on it." So, MAGAts are probably depending on a pardon, too !

[ancianita]

8. They don't know God or Jesus. And sure as hell don't know their Bible.

BUT upon death, the millisecond they're in front of God they will KNOW the full frontal evil of what they've done. total silence, terror, no excuses, their spirits in despair because they will know...
In life they hardened their hearts and turned from both Jesus and God on Earth because they did not read his Word that's literally there for them, (1. Thou shalt love God with they whole heart, thy whole soul, thy whole MIND, and thy whole strength. 2. Thou shalt love they neighbor as thyself.) They were called. They turned away, insisted on their own human understanding, instead of God's. In life they are now doing exactly what the Pharisees did, who thought that power is what God is.

Thoughts and prayers.

[niyad]

9. Spot on, as always.

[Uncle Joe]

11. That *rump performed a miracle when he turned Holy Water into whine.

Thanks for the thread NanceGreggs

[JohnnyRingo]

12. Now THAT'S going to take an expensive lawyer.

Unfortunately, all the attorney capable of arguing that case are already in Hell.

[Kennah]

14. John Fugelsang quote

I view Jesus the way I view Elvis—I love the guy, but a lot of the fan clubs scare me.