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Posted.Without.Comment (Original Post) DemocratSinceBirth May 2024 OP
Love that! Easterncedar May 2024 #1
Where is that store? Trueblue Texan May 2024 #2
It's not an uncommon name, unfortunately Warpy May 2024 #5
M & M Liquors, Hialeah, FL, does it again !! DinahMoeHum May 2024 #3
Love The Strategically Blocked Pic At The Top Of That Article smb May 2024 #17
PERFECT! calimary May 2024 #18
Shitter image erronis May 2024 #4
Now he even has a new title! calimary May 2024 #19
Thank you! Wild blueberry May 2024 #6
Classic! Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin May 2024 #7
There are times... NavyDem May 2024 #8
Or, vanlassie May 2024 #9
I heard that one on turdy turd and turd streets in South Brooklyn, youse all. Wonder Why May 2024 #16
I only have one thing to say to M&M Liquors... TSExile May 2024 #10
A man after my humorist heart! cayugafalls May 2024 #11
Burma Shave! Marcuse May 2024 #20
The author would fit right in on DU mysteryowl May 2024 #12
Great ! republianmushroom May 2024 #13
LOL! Martin68 May 2024 #14
Kick dalton99a May 2024 #15

Warpy

(114,506 posts)
5. It's not an uncommon name, unfortunately
Fri May 10, 2024, 02:22 PM
May 2024

But this one is in Hialeah, Florida, believe it or not, and they specialize in rhymes on their sign out front. There have been a few articles written about their signs, all behind cast iron pay walls. However, their Yelp rating is five stars, so the pious haven't been able to ruin their business.

cayugafalls

(5,958 posts)
11. A man after my humorist heart!
Fri May 10, 2024, 03:40 PM
May 2024

I'll play...

he took a dump in the court
with judges in the pocket
corporate turds all along
controlling the docket

his end is perverse
like some he rehearsed
to see if his arse
could shit in reverse

he sucked all the air
from here unto there
then pull up his pants
and sharted with flare

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