A confused Trump says Chinese President Xi Jinping has "ships circling" Beijing

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[dchill]

1. Perhaps we need a "Trump Says" department...

...for these campaign bon mots!

[malaise]

2. A raving lunTic

Until for any job. Rec

[Ping Tung]

3. EEEK! How long before they storm the beaches of Omaha or Oklahoma City?

[PCIntern]

4. He will use a Sharpie

And draw waterways around Beijing.

[Attilatheblond]

8. LOL! Was wondering what sort of high tide would allow such a floatilla near Beijing

"Stable Genius" does have a lot of problems with geography.

[yourout]

5. Maybe the have land/Sand ships like the martians in The Martian Chronicles

[lindysalsagal]

6. No donnie. Those are fbi agents round 2!

[CanonRay]

7. All good MAGAs know Beijing is on an island in the Pacific.

They learnt it in skool.

[keep_left]

9. Is Trump really such a moron that he actually meant "Taiwan" when...

...he said "Beijing"?! (Of course he is. He confused a country with a city as well!). He's made so many of these substitute-word gaffes over the last few years that I'll bet that's what was on his mind here.

[NanaCat]

10. Beijing, Taipei

Same thing to this schmuck.