Caption Barron graduation pic

[bigtree]

Henry M. Rosenberg @DoctorHenryCT 3h
At Barron's graduation. Caption this. I'll start. "Which one is the kid who got me out of court today?"

...I'll go:

[LudwigPastorius]

1. She's always a bundle of fun, isn't she.

[Tickle]

30. 😂😂😂 I needed a laugh NT

[captain queeg]

2. Don't touch me...don't talk to me. I don't know you.

[Irish_Dem]

3. How do I get a gag order.

[sop]

4. It looks like the honeymoon's over.

[oasis]

5. Will the real baby daddy please stand

[dembotoz]

6. I told you the little school girl outfit

[Johonny]

7. So whose the father?

[spanone]

8. Pity the poor folks who had to endure these two and their entourage...

[DoBW]

10. Exactly

Turds in the punch bowl

[NCDem47]

9. Everything about this is so freaking awkward!

Note how everyone else around them is dressed.

Soooooooo somber.

[Deuxcents]

11. Suits n ties in 90* humid Florida weather

It’s supposed to be a celebration! Well…I don’t really care, do you?!

[niyad]

12. Question, not caption. . is that barr, or the grandfather, to her right?

[Kid Berwyn]

16. Her recently widowed father, Mr. Knavss.

Hope he finds the strength...

[niyad]

17. Thank you. I do think that he looks like barr, though.

[Kid Berwyn]

18. He really does. Perhaps both were in the same industries.

For instance, smuggling and tax evasion.

BEHIND THE IRON CURTAIN

Melania’s Dad, a New American Citizen With a Record in Yugoslavia’s Secret Police Files

At a time when people are being denied U.S. citizenship because of their pasts, the case of Viktor Knavs—and his record in Yugoslavia’s secret police files—is an interesting one.

by Anna Nemtsova
Daily Beast, Updated Aug. 27, 2018

LJUBLJANA, Slovenia—One day not long ago Melania Trump’s biographer in her Slovenian homeland, politician and author Igor Omerza, was flipping through hundreds of thousands of names on “UDBA Net.” It’s an online database of the secret police archives of Communist Yugoslavia before the country came apart in the 1990s, which is when Slovenia won its independence. And among the IDs that appeared there, one name jumped out: Viktor Knavs, with the same birthday, parents, and hometown as the father of Melania Trump, who just became a naturalized American citizen.

The entry was cryptic, as such things are, but it noted “the person is registered in the criminal record” and cited articles 226 and 235 of the Yugoslav penal code. There is no indication of a charge, an investigation or a conviction, one way or the other.

According to a copy of the 1970 code, which was current at the time, article 226 involved the acquisition, sale or production of goods without the explicit permission of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia. Penalties ranged up to eight years in prison for someone organizing such commerce.

Article 235 involved tax evasion, with a maximum penalty of 10 years in jail depending on the amounts of money involved.

SOURCE: https://www.thedailybeast.com/melanias-dad-a-new-american-citizen-with-a-record-in-yugoslavias-secret-police-files

Barr might appreciate today's commencement in a nostalgic way. His former-OSS father as headmaster of the exclusive Dalton School in Manhattan hired Jeffrey Epstein to teach math to kids.

[Captain Zero]

13. Which one is the kid we hired to take his tests?

We need to rub him out.

[Beastly Boy]

14. Melania: "Only 1 hour 37 minutes left... I can make it... I can make it... 1hour 36 minutes left..."

[Kid Berwyn]

15. "Hey, you remind me of my daughter, Ivanka!"

The hat threw him off.

[Rebl2]

19. Melanie looks

just thrilled to be there-not.

[Peregrine Took]

20. Did a small UFO land on her dome?

How can she even see to stumble around? Needs a periscope.

[JHB]

21. "Please, God, just let me sink into this hat. I just. Can't. Stand. Him."

[MurrayDelph]

22. "Hey, Melania,

where'd you park the gondola?"

[aurora the great]

23. My deep appreciation to the source of this caption, These are not my words. Only wish that they were

You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!

[CANADIANBEAVER69]

24. Would you just shut up man......n/t

[Xavier Breath]

25. "Hey, you said we were going to a rally. That's not fair! We better be stopping off for a McFlurry!"

[Wonder Why]

26. Which one is Barron? I forgot what he looked like.

[C_U_L8R]

27. La Cage aux Faux.

[Emile]

28. I thought Alito said he would be here.

[Ping Tung]

29. Look. Stormy only did it for money. It's not that way with you.....is it? Is it? Is it?

[EarlG]

31. Trump is saying

... AND THEN THE CORRUPT JUDGE, HE WAS A BIDEN JUDGE, DID YOU KNOW THAT ALL THESE LEGAL SCHOLARS, AND ALL THESE LEGAL EXPERTS, THEY SAY THE WHOLE THING IS A JOKE ... IT'S ELECTION INTERFERENCE, THAT'S WHAT IT IS ... IT'S BIDEN ELECTION INTERFERENCE, AND IT'LL BE A BLOOD BATH, AND THEY'LL HAVE BLOOD COMING OUT OF THEIR WHEREVER, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE? THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! LIKE ALPHONSE CAPONE, THE GREAT ALPHONSE CAPONE, HE'D MAKE BLOOD COME OUT OF YOUR WHEREVER, THAT I CAN TELL YOU ... AND THE JUDGE'S DAUGHTER, SHE WAS A DEMOCRAT, SHE'S PART OF IT, IT'S A WITCH HUNT ...

[bigtree]

34. lolol

[Hugin]

36. Somewhere in the mix...

“THESE BIGLY SCHOLARS. SCHOLARLY SCHOLARS CAME UP TO ME. SOME WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES AND * grunt! fraaap! * THEY SAID TO ME, BUILD A WALL! THEBES MUBLE JEENIUS BYE DOOM WIMBY POO. * clinical TIA event * URK! SO I GRABBED THEM BY THE PUS… OH BIRDS, I SEE BIRDS. THEY REMIND ME OF MYSELF. THIS IS MY BIGGEST RALLY YET. YOU REMIND ME OF ONE OF MY WIVES. DO YOU WANT TO DITCH THE OLD DUDE AND COME UP TO SEE MY ETCHINGS? WE CAN TALK ABOUT ME AND MY TEEVEE CAMERA HIPPOPOTAMUS… “ etc ad Infinitum.

[Dave Bowman]

32. "Where am I?"

[SupportSanity]

33. Who are you?

[ecstatic]

35. They didn't want to sit with us

trump continues: Can you believe that? After everything I've done for Ivanka and Jared and Eric and Don Jr.

Fat guy #2: It doesn't look like Melania wants to sit with you either.

[republianmushroom]

37. Which one is our son ?

Oh, yes, the tall one, thank you.

[RandomNumbers]

38. Clown to the left of me, joker to the right.

ETA: that is the speech bubble for Melania, of course

(but I hadn't realized it was her father. He looks a helluva lot like Barr, although I couldn't figure out why he'd be there.)