If Trump is convicted, how will you celebrate?

[Doodley]

I will yell with joy so hard, all nearby Magas will hear me. I will then give the cat some Temptations and ask my wife where she wants to go to raise a toast to Trump's time behind bars.

[Maeve]

1. We keep champagne in the fridge

[unblock]

2. Too jaded. I'm not counting any chickens until we put down the post-election coup attempt.

[AllaN01Bear]

3. i will be doing my godzilla happy dance , popping bubble tape (id love to set off fireworks as i cant,

i live in a federal building, hud.) and cruise ship horn noises.

[ecstatic]

4. I will take the win, cross out trial 1 and conviction 1 from my signature...

And then demand action with the other 3 trials.

No time for celebrating just yet. We still have a presidential nominee who is literally an insurrectionist. He tried to get black votes tossed all over the country. Each and every American should be so embarrassed and humiliated right now. What type of country can't sort out a fucking coup plot before letting the same criminal run again?

[DFW]

5. I'll celebrate when his appeals are exhausted and he is stuck in some country club prison with only weekly calls outside

I don't think the wheels of justice will turn quickly enough to see that before the election.

On the other hand, the first to have "Don the Con" bumper stickers, with his mug shot on them, printed up, distributed, and ready for sale nationwide the moment a guilty verdict is rendered, will be the Bill Gates of the political paraphernalia world.

[Doodley]

7. If Trump is found not guilty. It will be the loudest victory lap in history by Trump and

all the R/W media, slamming Biden for a hoax to steal the election and suing everyone possible. Trump could literarly move to a ten point lead. You sure there isn't reason to celebrate

[Greybnk48]

6. Every day!! n/t

[oasis]

8. I'm celebrating his squirming

and his sleepless nights right now.
His conviction will be anticlimactic.

[chicoescuela]

9. I will only celebrate when he is toes up six feet deep

[Silent3]

10. I might celebrate a little if, in the week or two after a conviction...

...there's some sign of polling impact.

I'll be very worried if a conviction doesn't move the needle noticeably.

[brewens]

11. I'm too old for hookers and blow, can't drink because of medication. I suppose some weed. :) n/t

[Skittles]

12. STOP IT BREWENS

YER KILLING ME

seriously though, thank you, you made me LOL and that's great for the bad day I had

[DemocraticPatriot]

13. Trolling MAGAt hashtags on Twitter.... LOL

[BlueTsunami2018]

14. I won't celebrate until he's defeated at the polls.

Because, convicted or not, he’s still looming over this country and for all that we’ve stood. He still has a good chance to win this election and destroy everything.

I can’t celebrate anything until he’s defeated. That’s the only thing that matters.

[Emile]

15. Depends if he is handcuffed and put behind bars.

[maxrandb]

16. I won't celebrate then, however, to quote Bob Dylan

"and I hope that you die,
and your death will come soon.
I'll follow your casket
By the pale afternoon
and I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that your dead"

[Redleg]

17. Perfect

I always feel a little guilty wishing for a person's death, even with Trump. I do think it would be a net good for our country though if he did die.