Trump Quietly Avoids Eye Contact With Rudy Giuliani Begging For Change Outside Courthouse

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

NEW YORK—Seeing the two men’s gazes lock for a split second before one quickly lowered his head, sources confirmed Tuesday that Donald Trump quietly avoided eye contact with Rudy Giuliani on the steps of the courthouse where his disgraced former personal attorney and campaign lawyer was begging for change. “Spare a little something for America’s mayor? Oh, it’s you, Mr. President! You remember me, don’t you, sir?” said a dirt-smudged Giuliani, who wore a tattered bespoke suit that appeared to have been slept in for several nights and smelled of urine. “Going to court today, are you, sir? I’m entangled in a dozen or so cases myself, you know. Maybe you could pitch in with 75 cents for my legal defense fund? Anything would help. Say, you wouldn’t happen to know where a fellow could find a place to sleep in this town, would you?” At press time, Secret Service agents were reportedly asking Giuliani to move along as he shouted to Trump that he expected to have the election results in Georgia overturned any day now.

https://www.theonion.com/trump-quietly-avoids-eye-contact-with-rudy-giuliani-beg-1851484268

[James48]

1. Sometimes

I can’t even tell if it’s “The Onion”.

[Escurumbele]

4. LOL...I could not either, with these f%&ing crazy republicans its hard to tell if its true or not.

I almost rushed to my TV to see the show...

[TheRickles]

6. Took me four lines in....

[ShazzieB]

13. For me, the give away was "begging for change."

That was when I knew it was satire.

Rudy begging Trump for money? Believable. Change? Not so much.

[rubbersole]

2. "Sir, remember me?"...

...with tears and hair dye streaming down his face.

[malaise]

3. 😂😂😂

Too good

[erronis]

7. Sounds like a line from a Dicken's novel. Poor Lil Street Urchin.

[JoseBalow]

8. Please sir, may I have some more?

[Traurigkeit]

5. The thing is, this would actually happen in our reality. The coward TSF is would not meet eyes

to the used people it no longer can get anything out of.

[JoseBalow]

9. To be fair, drumpf doesn't even know him

He takes pictures with lots of people.

[Traurigkeit]

10. hhahaha.Yup. Very true. TSF's only true statement since a few minutes after birth

[TheBlackAdder]

11. Rudy who? Oh, didn't he bring me coffee once?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

14. Covfefe

[calimary]

12. Wicked!!!

I love it!!!

The Onion always delivers.

[central scrutinizer]

15. He didn't say the magic words: "9/11"

That worked so often in the past.