Laura Trump now selling metal loyalty "Trump Black Card" for $45

[underpants]

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

[C_U_L8R]

1. It charges you interest even though you can't buy anything with it

Just enter your bank info here >>>

[Hugin]

15. It's the gift card that keeps on giving...

Sort of like, herpes.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. The grift continues. I am SHOCKED it's not a GOLD card!

Using his mug shot is morally repugnant.

But then, EVERYTHING about TSF is REPUGNANT!

PT Barnum was right!

[John Shaft]

3. 1 Color

1 or possibly 2 sides.

This is a simple black metal business card.

You can source these all day in China for pennies per unit, if you buy enough.

Cheap asses couldn't even spring for full color work.

[underpants]

11. But...it's METAL!!!

[Hugin]

13. !!!

[Omnipresent]

4. Just a lot more crap for the garbage men to toss in the trucks...

When the old, grouchy magats pass away.

[live love laugh]

5. If "Let's give them something to talk about" was a person...

The gym shoes, bibles, the card and who knows what else is going to come ….

Are performative clownery 🤡.

Distractions that invite attacks which they use to churn more support.

[Hugin]

14. Don't forget the Trump musk oil...

That enticing blend of Hai Karate, Cold Fast Food, Flop Sweat, Sleepfarts, Stale Yetis, Defendant’s Tables, and Classified Documents Archives.

It’s strong enough for a day in a criminal trial, but made for coasting through pageant dressing rooms.

* gag *

[BoRaGard]

6. OK, repube suckers, line up again

and give your money to the repube billionaires again.

suckers

[Botany]

7. Nappy B. of France said it best.

Link to tweet

?lang=en

Go for it and kill off the GOP national wide.

[Ptah]

9. Napoleon:

Link to tweet

?lang=en

[Botany]

10. Hey who needs experience to be chair of a national party?

Take the money from the bottom feeding mouth breathing MAGA people and use it
to pay Trump’s massive legal bills and not for GOTV, polling, campaigns and staff fine
by me.

[Marthe48]

8. Sounds like blackguard

Definition: to behave in a contemptuous or dishonorable way.

Sounds just right.

[Johonny]

12. Trump black lightning dildos now all metal

Steely Donald's ask for them by name.

[Kid Berwyn]

16. The Family that Grifts Together

Is the Family that should be locked up forever.

[Beaverhausen]

17. Shouldn't it be MENTAL?

[underpants]

18. 😆👍

[jmowreader]

19. It's metal, huh?

Just perfect for trying to break into liberals’ houses with, so you can steal things, pawn them and send the money to Trump.

[Ping Tung]

20. LAST CHANCE!! FINAL OFFER!! SALE ENDS SOON!! FULLY GUARANTEED!!