Look who puts his pants on like a big boy! (pats head) good boy!

[underpants]

Link to tweet

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[gab13by13]

1. Easy answer; to cover up his diaper.

[malaise]

2. Effin failure

Effin loser
Effin criminal
That is all

[maxrandb]

3. It really is an AMAZING accomplishment!

Have you ever tried to put on burning pants!??!

It takes mad skills to not burn your hands.

[ProfessorGAC]

5. M'Eh!

They make gloves for that!

[EYESORE 9001]

4. I believe it's the voices in his head asking him why he bothers putting on pants in the morning

He knows he’s screwed, and it’s a coping mechanism: ‘I must be the bravest man on earth, etc.’

[niyad]

6. This isn't a joke? He actually said this?

[LisaL]

12. Of course he did.

NT

[underpants]

14. It's right there. 🤪

[Historic NY]

7. diaper first donald

[MiHale]

8. Actually I may believe that one only because...

It didn’t start out with “Sir, tell me how you put your pants on”…If the word ‘sir’ isn’t there is it a lie or the truth?

[underpants]

13. Yes the lack of a teary eyed "Sir" is a further sign if his decline.

I was actually surprised there was no “Sir”.

[Tetrachloride]

9. accordion hands for the win

[Kid Berwyn]

10. A mind like flypaper.

Sticks bugs dead.

[LisaL]

11. Why, indeed?

I say, just go pantless.

[underpants]

16. No!

God not him!!!

[TSExile]

18. MY EYES!!!

[a kennedy]

15. Heard that, and thought what an absolute dope.

Geeze I just totally despise this clown.

[Rob H.]

17. "How do you get up in the morning and put your pants on?'"

That sounds like a not-so-thinly-veiled insult when you think about it.

[underpants]

21. Yes it does. I made a comment like that on Twitter

Then they ask if has his bus number pinned to his shirt.

[Buns_of_Fire]

24. Waltine is there to help him tell the front from the back.

Not that it matters much, since whoever he buys his tents from doesn't appear to offer tailoring services anyway.

[Midnight Writer]

19. He was bragging recently that he picked a pen up off of the floor (he bet Biden couldn't do that).

This guy is amazing. It's no wonder everybody calls him "Sir".

[dalton99a]

20. Kick

[Sogo]

22. "So, I said to them, Depends...."

Rim shot!

[stumpysbear]

23. He does it to try to stay out of jail, obviously