It's Fitzmas!!!

[Blue_playwright]

Finally.

Just a decade or two late!

[lindysalsagal]

1. Ah, yes! The Fitzmas pageant, followed by the fitzmas sentence

May he forever be heralded a fraudster! A cheater! A liar! Break out the Fitzpatrick dance moves! And the sour grapes meade and diet coke.

[Island Blue]

2. It seems like that was at least 3-4 decades ago.

What a long, strange century it’s been & we’re not even 25 years into it. 🤣

[Mme. Defarge]

3. This is HUGH!

[House of Roberts]

4. Not until the cell door clangs shut on him,

but a decisive blue wave win in November could be a nice precedent to lead into that.

[NanaCat]

5. I doubt he goes to jail for conviction on a non-violent offense

As a first-time offender.

Our fun will be calling him 'convicted felon TSF' from now on.

[House of Roberts]

6. Martha Stewart did time on a far less egregious offense.

Lying to the feds. When has TSF ever not lied about anything?

I think at some point the Republican establishment will quietly have the SCOTUS cut him loose and let his head roll. As the trials loom, he'll look less and less viable as a candidate and they will want him out of the race.

[usedtobedemgurl]

7. I have been waiting for that to happen

Because then we win the election. TCF will not go away quietly. He will take his followers with him and maybe wage a write-in war against the GOP. There will be civil war within the party, and we will claim victory.