What Gym Jordan is really in dire need of....

[ProudMNDemocrat]

"Talk amongst yourselves! " as SNL character Linda Richmann was fond of saying...

The comparison to Sgt. Major Dickerson is so uncanny.

[Emile]

1. LOL 🤣

[Srkdqltr]

2. He needs an opterectamy

The operation that cuts the cord between his eyes and his backside (asshole) so he doesn't have such a shitty outlook on life.

Husband made me say that.

[usaf-vet]

15. A fecal impaction of the optic nerve is a clearer definition of a shitty outlook on life. Was is husband ex-military?

Was/is your husband ex-military? Does the 363rd have any meaning to you or him?

I am just asking.

And yes, there is a story behind the two questions. I will leave it there for now.

[Srkdqltr]

20. No . He was a Boilermaker.

[marble falls]

3. A totally open and exposing investigation into his contribution to allowing the sex assaults on Ohio State student ...

... athletes. Nicknaming him "coach" in light of what some of the victims claim about his indifference and ignoring of claims while the thing ran on for years is vile.

[Diamond_Dog]

4. Jordan is in dire need of

A one way ticket to Russia.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

6. I read that Siberia is lovely during the Winter time.

[RAB910]

5. Jim needs to be impeached and thrown in jail, that is what he is in need of

[Bob_in_VA]

9. Not gonna happen

Only Executive and Judicial Branch folks can be impeached. Legislative Branch folks are subject to losing elections. At least, that's what the Founding Fathers envisioned, a**holes like Jordan losing the next election after their misdeeds become public. Shame the good folks of Ohio seem to be unaware of that remedy.
Now the jail part should be doable, if the Repubs running Ohio had a scintilla of ethics. But again...

[RAB910]

10. If they support Jim Jordan they really can't be called "good"

[Xavier Breath]

7. He no doubt has many needs.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

11. That comes in at a close 2nd.

[Funtatlaguy]

8. A brain enema. Lobotomy.

[TSExile]

12. He's the biggest disgrace to the state of Ohio...

...with Hillbilly Vance running a close second. I apologize on behalf of my state.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

13. Great minds think alike.

Hear Vance squeal!

[Diamond_Dog]

14. I'm right there with you, fellow Ohioan.

[TSExile]

22. Lake County here.

How about you?

[Diamond_Dog]

23. Trumbull

[TSExile]

24. Sweet!!

Not that far away.

[Diamond_Dog]

25. Are you in Dave Joyce's district?

I’m still not over losing Tim Ryan. Now we have Joyce, an R.

[TSExile]

26. Unfortunately!!

I still can't believe Tim Ryan lost the Senate race.

[Diamond_Dog]

27. Me, too. Now I'm worried about Sherrod Brown.

[magicarpet]

16. Gym Jordan,..

... always has an excessively splintered telephone pole stuck up his ass.

Jordan only has two tricks up his sleeve:

1).Bitch and complain, and 2). hatch up some sort of Fascist scheme or stunt.

He is a pravaricating liar and fabricator. Those are the only skill sets Gym Jordan brings to the table.

[DFW]

17. The line was quite fitting to Jordan

The movie itself was a very fictionalized version of the Vietnam time of a late friend of mine who was NOTHING like the Robin Williams character in the film. That was just Robin Williams playing Robin Williams, and merely using my friend’s name. Adrian used to tell anyone who would listen that if he had said and done a third of the things they showed him saying and doing in the film, he would have spent the rest of his life in Leavenworth.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

18. Kudos to your dear friend.

It was said because of Adrian Cronauer, Vietnam became the first "rock n' roll war" because of his choice of music.

I knew too many who were drafted and went there. I think my late BIL listened to Arm Forces Radio while there with the Marines.

[DFW]

21. Adrian never denied what he did do, just was never comfortable with the film showing what he didn't to

After the film, people meeting this very un-hysteric, intellectual man had trouble reconciling him with what they were expecting, due Robin Williams' performance, which was little more than Robin Williams with a different name tag.

[Ladythatvotesblue]

19. Gym Jordan needs

A BRAIN.

[NanaCat]

28. I was thinking what he needs is more along these lines

[MurrayDelph]

29. People talking in picture shows

People smoking in bed
People voting Republican
Give them a boot to the head.